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  • Cordey's Bakers is situated next to the [[Coca-Cola Shop]], and sells various expens
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  • == About H & S == ...e group was started when Mr Fitton was chanting H & S. Funnily enough, H & S can stand for Health and Safety but also Hazel and Sophie - the two people
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  • ...comes to achieving its goal. So be prepared, for the clash of titans, John's Hair vs Dale, the Anti-Christ
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  • * ''Rob'': "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?" ''Rob'': "The Captain's Log!"
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  • 010G's form room is [[Room 10]]. With the new (bigger) form room, it was time for *We've thrown [[Mr Wilkinson]]'s Teddy off the balcony.
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  • 9G won the magazine, and narrowly beat [[9S|S]]. On 9G's site lived a pile of bricks. One became known as George and now lives in a
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  • *[[Harvey Fitton]] reckons he's rambo
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  • ...oom 89 and were relocated to room 1 until the end of year 9. God knows who's idea it was to put them in a room with gas taps and chemicals... but yet ag
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  • == S ==
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  • ...n times when 08B got so wild that they knocked everything off of Mrs.Young's shleves after banging into the wall that seperates Room 58 and her office. ...ved into theirs. The change was so that they could be closer to Mrs. Young's office because of something 08G had done to the roof involving a ball and M
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  • ...irs. The change was so that they could be closer to [[Mrs Young|Mrs. Young's]] office because of something 08G had done to the roof involving a football *<s>[[Randy Roby]]</s>
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  • * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByWjUsUgZXY|Year 7 Chair Jumping 2009 (7R's Form Room)] <br> *Was not invented by [[09R]] and bears very little resemba
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  • ...een changed to 'Saxroll' which is a man playing the saxophone from Moldova's Eurovision song contest entry non-stop. The website now contains a virus, s
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  • Obviously the coolest form in BRGS's history. And you have to agree, as without its members, the BRGS Wiki would
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  • '''A'''dvanced '''S'''ubsidary '''Level''' or AS Level studied in Lower Sixth. They are graded on a scale of A* to E like [[GCSE]]s with a U for Unrecognised. According to several teachers no one understood
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  • ...t a ''haircut''. Nonetheless, we like him here in <strong>10R</strong>. He's welcome here. == '''Everybody's doing it ''' ==
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  • She's immense at art. She's known for having purple hair and being pixie-like.
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  • At Adam's last school, he became a wonderful inspirational genius with a budding and Adam's favourite teachers consisted of Mrs.Royle Esq. and Mrs.McDermott- once appe
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  • At Adam's last school, he became a wonderful inspirational genius with a budding and Adam's favourite teachers consisted of Mrs.Royle Esq. and Mrs.McDermott- once appe
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  • ...NOT RELATED!!!". He goes by a few names, prefered ones are 'Pilkers', 'Ad's', and 'Pilky'. He is training to be a zoologist and knows more about animal
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  • {{SYF|1999|S|Hussein, Akif}}
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  • I play the acoustic guitar and my favourite game is Garry's Mod. ...scape, but I got a bit too addicted to it... I decided to move on to Garry's Mod, a game 10x better than runescape.
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  • He likes serious metal e.g. sick puppies and pop group from the 80's on wards R.E.M., green day.
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  • ...eems to have an apple and a pear for lunch everyday, complete with a Tesco's own chocolate bar(usually a caramel bit that says, "Hands off my caramel bi
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  • -"It's pink!!" - for the tenth time during a biology lesson where Liam Taylor and
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  • ...mates Allcock, James Allen and Jamie Mitchell, but often goes into [[06N]]'s form room to see Aaron, Harry, Lewis and Callum. Allan has a band called Th
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  • He also reckons he's incredibly awesome, even though he isn't. He also denies nearly everything
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  • ...r Committee'; a position that seems slightly unusual in the sense that Amy's organisational skills are not exactly brilliant. ...[Daniel Saron]] and [[Nick Slawicz]], Amy was prefect to [[Mr Bretherton]]'s form during their transition from [[Year 9|9]] to [[10G]] (2005-2006). When
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  • ...] player (which is helped by her tall height) and she is one [[Mrs Smith]]'s favourite pupils due to the fact that she is highly talented at sports, par
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  • ...ne, the only action he takes is smoothly putting his arm on their back (it's not even on the shoulder) and leaves it there, as we have discovered, for 4
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  • ...football. Experts think this is mainly due to his liking of Phillip Marsh's glistening 'guns' when he is running the 'Phil Run'.
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  • ...making it appear as though he is constantly staring at you...Thank God he's not a teacher! *[[Heskey]]: "Where do they find someone's penis in murder cases where limbs are found in different bins?"
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  • [[Image:Lamby.JPG|thumb|My self portrait... it's amazing isn't it. I don't even like [[Art]]]] ...him to play a song, he's not THAT good yet. He just mostly plays Fratelli's songs.
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  • ...ow they're thinking the same thing. They call each other psychic, but that's just because they're such good friends! ...it (it just happens) but it does get on the nerves of that one person she's accidentally ignoring.
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  • ...tant criticism he receives from various members of the school. Or maybe he's just being stupid. ...s continued for two weeks, and it is sometimes said that: "You can tell it's Friday when Antoni starts to sink through the floor!" However, it is now sa
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  • ...ously known for his evil smile when he gets angry at someone. Aawwwww...It's just soooooooo cute. <br>
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  • ...es [[Maths]] even though he doesn't show it. He has managed to achieve 3 A*s in Maths, [[Maths Plus|Statistics]] and [[IT]] at [[GCSE]] before his year
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  • ...time, whether retrieving one of his own basketballs or the pesky [[year 8]]s' footballs, just to leisurely throw to a colleague who would in turn kick t == Other Stuff He's Known For ==
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  • ...o the floor, rolling around) "I want my mummy, I want my mummy - my tongue's bleeding - aaaaaaagh!"
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  • ==Ashley's Quotes== *"[[Mr Neve]], He's got a nice bum!"
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  • *Sōjutsu (spear fighting) ...- "Well what contact have YOU had with females? Coming out of your mother's womb doesn't count, by the way."
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  • ...s itself on computer monitors across the district. In only a week since it's official launch, Lenny has been commissioned to create more animations (inc ...s newest animation is in the works. And this time it will feature everyone's other favourite Chemistry teacher, [[Mr Ashton]]. A recent leak has left pe
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  • ...common room that's being built? Looks a bit cramped to me, but perhaps it's larger in real life! ([http://www.brgs.org.uk/news/2006-07/new_6thformarea/ :From the photos, it looks like it's going to be two floors - so the segregation between students can still cont
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  • ...es into the centuries old town. The Council has not been one of The Valley's single redeeming features since it was damned in a 2004 Audit Commission re
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  • ...]], and is generally used only for sixth form teaching. New [[Media Block]]s will attempt to rid the school of temporary buildings and consolidate the E The [[Physical Education|PE Department]] is in charge of many of the school's land and building assets, with a new £1 million [[Sports Hall]] replacing
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  • *[[Room 8]] ([[Teacher]]'s office)
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  • ...munity Portal]] or [[Moderation Requests]] and we'll sort it out for you a.s.a.p. ...re more than enough! Again, each ban will be clearly pointed out on a user's talk page, and you will be notified of this by an orange bar stating you ha
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  • ...the [[School Network|Server]] room, the ICT Support office, [[Mr Clarke]]'s office, [[Mr Edwards]]' office and [[Mr Reeves]]' office. The [[Switch Room
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  • ...ew system works. Despite [[teachers]] saying it is the best policy ever it's hated by nearly all students that go to [[BRGS]]. This policy is often refe ...their vivos. Parents can also make an account and follow their child(ren)'s progress.
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  • ...on the courts. From the leaky, rattling, most probably unsafe (due to BRGS's lack of funds) windows along the little corridor leading to the rooms you c
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  • Friends with [[Sky West]] (but he's more than friends with sky), [[Hannah Potts]] and [[Bethan Gregory]]. Also
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  • ...work]] and when he saw his pal, Jacob at the door he said, "Oh look, there's a midget at the door!". Jacob proceeded to walk in and then told Ben he wou
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  • Ben's hair is identical to Justin Bieber's and the rest of him looks like Justin Bieber too (apart from his height). Ben's girlfriend is Olivia, they spend most breaks and lunchtimes holding hands a
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  • ...ays. She also likes sitting on people's laps and letting others sit on her's (mainly Ash).
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  • ...e shelter is rumoured to be the entrance to the secret base of the teacher's own super-hero group, "Teach squad". They travel around the school fighting *The shed is often mistaken as being made of misbehaving pupil's bones. This is a lie. It is made of McDonalds toys (hence it is so flimsy)
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  • ...as enjoyed his school life, and has made quite a lot of friends, mostly in S as of roughly a week ago. During some unlucky break times, he is frequently ...openly cruel to everybody in R and kind (which is very rare) to people in S.
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  • ...bs, leading to experimentation with different size bottles, different cola's and different mints until a winning combination was found. It was decided t
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  • ...ut one toilet cubicle has the door broken, and there is often a <s>battle</s> queue to get in this one. The handdryers are also unpredictable, sometimes Top tips: Has the hand-drier stopped working? Someone's probably turned it off at the switch. Just pop up the ceiling tile above it
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  • Brad's hair is out of control, to say the least. Simply putting a brush through it
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  • *(When someone from 7B walked into 7S's form room) "Stop! Stop! Border control!!!!! Show me your record book OR LEA
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  • ...ly repairing back to its original beauty. At one point Calum owned two A40's but had to sell one to make space for his Landrover Carawagon. The Carawago ...ps go like leather. If you're intregued, ask him and he'll show you. If he's not playing guitar, he will certainly be thinking about it. In fact, if you
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  • ...h Gaz, his partner (not lover, honest) at the front where [[Mr Wilbraham]]'s beady eyes could see him to keep him on the straight and narrow. ...on break in [[year 7]], which Gareth saved....to his cost. Calum broke Gaz's arm, with a football.
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  • ...long with a select few, the form would be far too quiet. Also Mrs. Mazzina's Ex. He has claimed to be fit but because of the fact that he's Harvey's puppy, he's put in the shade because of Harvey being who he is.
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  • ==Camilla's Likes== She's only slightly obsessive over boys, only slightly.
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  • ...t the till. People started to use this new system to find out other people's pins and using their money, but they then put a school photo with the accou
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  • '''"Having blown that year's Geography budget on Bonio dog biscuits, Mr Spencer set about making a spank ...sheets of sticky labels to abduct a student after he commented that Simon's singing was better." [[David Bewicke|David]]
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  • ...hem yet?) She had lived in Edenfield for all of her, and [[Kirsty Powell]]'s, life (-"CATT! WHERE HAVE YOU ''BEEN'' ALL MY LIFE!?" -"Um...Edenfield?") w ...ate <i>quite</i> so much as every student and teacher before her, but that's mainly because she was taught by [[Mr Vass]] who is a "genuinely nice" and
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  • ...lso believed to have resulted in the reinforced window on [[Mrs. Boswell]]'s office having a chunk taken out of it.
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  • ...was succeeded by Stair Jumping as their were no movable chairs in [[07N]]'s form room in Year 9 ([[Room 1]]). It was similar except you see how many st
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  • ...s the bargain shop in [[Waterfoot]]. Notorious for selling packs of ''Asda's own'' Jaffa Cakes. It is run by two skanky old women with no cash machine a ...it's stock roughly once a month, long after most of the food has passed it's sell-by date. Also sells extremely cheap, poorly made toys for under £5.
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  • Chess club is held on <s>Wednesdays</s> Tuesdays in [[Room 74]] at lunch time and is run by [[Mrs Ashworth]] and [ News about the club's (often somewhat distant) past successes can be found on the [http://www.brg
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  • ...rth-Swan is a sixth former at BRGS, coming from St. John's and St. Michael's Primary School, onto BRGS itself as a student until now, along with friend
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  • ...ty room, taken from a generally revealing position to illustrate the event's surroundings, as well as providing fodder for Staff Wars should it be neede "Let's charge through that crowd of [[year 7]]s yelling 'what do we do?!' " (so mature for an upper VIth..)
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  • ...atthew Lewis]]. He is also pestered by [[Milton Ashworth]], out of his dad's form for a merit.
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  • ...in failure - and a piece of paper that officially says he's not stupid, he's 'special'. And then it all got louder, very quickly. Christopher's long lost love, 'The' Bike is permanatley attatched to his backside, terror
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  • ...over the edge. By flicking it, slide it to the other end of the desk so it's hanging off there in as few moves as possible. Your opponent then does the
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  • 7. China's gay. We're not taking from them.
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  • ...will edit the program code in the Delphi program and can use the software's hints and help options). So from the January exam onwards most of the curri The government is saying that the country's education in computers is primitive and that not enough is taught about pro
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  • May come across as a bit shy at first glance but it's just a disguise as underneath the blonde hair there is a talkative person u
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  • ...nce. He is internet-knowledgeable and will often reply to people with meme's or catchphrases. He is obsessed with telling people he is actually a Ninja.
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  • ...ki Email Address]]. ''(We may not be able to respond promptly to this - it's better to contact a moderator directly through the website).''
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  • Cordey's Bakers is situated next to the [[Coca-Cola Shop]], and sells various expens
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  • ...g the exam sat down with no idea what they were in for, but when half time's wonderful break arrived, they stepped out of the exam room, stood around an
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  • Basically it's a hole in the wall. Year 7s flock there, considering it to be their special
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  • This is unfortunate, but we cannot check up on everyone's sense of humour. To be on the safe side, any comments of this nature will b ...t already done so, as this gives you several more options to play with. It's completely free and takes roughly ten seconds...
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  • The "DS Club" is the name for the [[Year 7|Year 7's]] and [[Year 9|9's]] who play their DS' in the Library and the Clark Building at Lunch. They n Some other year 7's...
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  • ...t plot is the downfall of mankind and the destruction of his nemesis, John's Hair. ...s succeeded twice so far, almost three when [[John Duckworth|John aka John's Hair]] was sent to distract him by talking to him, which ended up in John g
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  • ...e most penalty points in his form. Is known for stealing money from people's blazers whilst they are doing [[PE]] and then hiding the money in his under
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  • ...andard jokes.' Seems to enjoying graffiting [[Jonathan Parton|Jonny Parton's]] book with male genitalia. The discoverer of [[Mr Wyton]]'s middle name. Known to have once translated 'Nellie the Elephant' into [[Ger
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  • Danielle is a victim of [[Ben Foxcroft]]'s rampages also was cyber bullied [[Thomas Grundy]], Ben also made her say th
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  • ...s a student in [[02G]] at [[BRGS]], coming from St. John's and St. Michael's Primary School, along with friend [[Chris Holdsworth-Swan]], he came to BRG *Cousin It (for looking like the member of the Adams family when all dan's hair was brushed over his face and a pair of glasses placed on his nose) Th
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  • Another of Mr Elmer's unique policies was the "Whatever you do to my workshop, I'll do to you!" p .... Sure, he couldn't sing, but who cares? He got the point across, and that's all that really matters. Memorable songs include the one about his dead dog
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  • David is one of the shorter members in his form [He's really 2' 3"] and also loves Basketball. *"Ooh! That's Springy!"
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  • [[Image:Davidtuxbw.jpg|thumb|121px|David before his Year 11 Leaver's Ball]] ..., the house had only one computer, and he had been messing with his parent's account at the time.
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  • See who's been editing on [[Special:RecentChanges|Recent Changes]]!
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  • As an avid user of Google Chrome, I thought I'd give BRGSWiki it's own extensions... This extension shows the recent changes on BRGSWiki. It's really simple, and requires no login details etc. It uses a Feedburner RSS
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  • ...n't believe me, look at this picture. Can't see her can you? ''Because she's a ninja!''
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  • ...hould be impossible, but as Timelords regenerate and can travel in time it's obvious that he regenerated into these three at some point. ...ardis. The fact that he has been here forever can be explained by timelord's ability to regenerate, and he never leaves the school because the doctor ne
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  • ...other vegetable that comes into mind. This usually gets on any [[teacher]]'s nerves.
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  • One of Dominic Lord's crowning acheivements and proudest memories, is his place in the (obviously ...en known to venture to the upper common room to spend time with 'The Hilda's Girls' or following Jonnny Howarth in one of his many trips to the canteen.
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  • ...th his feet at obscure angles and generally raving at fusion to his father's funky tunes. ...as been rather sought after in the past few weeks by a number of girls. He's a good looking lad with a little bit extra to offer... you know what I mean
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  • ...iflower" (pointing at a picture of a cauliflower). "My wife calls it Devil's cheese". ...walked into the form room of 07N in 2007/8 and put his hand up to Shannon's mouth. "spit it out" He said. She spat it out into his hand and so he walke
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  • * "Nobody's listening to me..." ..., pickled or fried when dead: "I want to be cut up and fed to the pigs. It's more environmentally friendly"
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  • ...dure to reach this diagnosis, involving the waving of a biscuit near Kroll's face. The scarring on her hand should have healed fully by 2009. * "Minging? Right then. Let's have minging tomatoes!"
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  • ...l (and that's not to say other teachers are slackers, but he does everyone's timetables at the start of the year, random assemblies, teaches several cla ...ganized without him, and they can't even take his name off the letters. It's also possible that it was left there deliberately as a mark of respect, or
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  • ...teachers with Xbox Live). He left the school in 2009 upon [[Miss Hartley]]'s return.
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  • ...nd contains everything from a Yellow Brick Road signed by the cast of BRGS's production of the Wizard of Oz, to a very heavy hammer to several wine bott
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  • ''I confirm that I have read the website's privacy policy, and will adhere to it at all times. (TICK BOX?)''
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  • ...mount of notes. Also, following exams, Mr Jackson WILL go through everyone's individual (down to the question) results in-front of the class, as motivat ...nd insulting you. His notes tend to be much more detailed than Miss Freeth's, with less of a business-orientated emphasis, barring Unit 3, which is the
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  • Sarah - "OK what's lobster?" ''(as in meaning how do you say lobster in French)''. Eddie - "It's one of those red spidery things..."
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  • ...n to Year 12. Whilst she does see the point of certain people in last year's Year 13 when they treated us like crap, she still maintains that we were no ...ritical Thinking, in addition to the extension award for psychology as she's just THAT silly.
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  • ...flashes. This teaches basic knowlage of some electronic componants, theory's and practical work of making the badge(Polarity, soldering). The project al
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  • ...nic engineer, and owns his own company doing it. He donated masses of LED's to the tech department at the beginning of the school year 2009-2010. He he
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  • *People who call mini Catherine or Catherine's little sister
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  • "[[John Holland|Melon]], what's eight plus two?" ''(drinks vinegar)'' "Oh that's gross..." ''(drinks more vinegar)''
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  • ...Reeves]]. Ellie and Nicole of [[08B]] have a fun way of spelling his name S-M-E-L-L-I-O-T P-E-R-V-I-N-G with quirky little hand gestures, quite amusing
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  • ==Elliot's IT Progress==
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  • *Ben: *pretends to puke in Emily's face*<br> Jed: So's your face! <br>
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  • ~ said by mr. overend to emma: "that's a nice point to make emma"
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  • ...en asks for something or confesses something that will make the person she's talking to mad) *"Can I copy your science, I'll give you... Becca's pen!" (Becca steals her pen back) "Er... fine I'll steal your pen- and you
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  • ...lear bunk next to the Astro Turf to compete with the Dark Lord headteacher's particle accelerator.
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  • *Victoria Jane Kett (She's probably his most favourite....just) ...Jonny Depp.....no don't give me he's not listed! Try Depp comma Jonny, he's expecting my call."
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  • *Giving friends piggybacks in the [[Music Department]] (much to [[Mr Mercer]]'s dismay.)
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  • ...]'s have been criticised with setting off fire alarms and informing Year 7's of myths regarding Fire Drills. This year group is also known as the most m ...ming "We're all going to die!!!" and consequently startling many [[Year 7]]s who were wondering if it was the end of the world.
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  • [[File:flail.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Mrs Stanley]]'s medieval flail.]] This game was created by [[06N]]'s [[Year 7]] form captain, [[George Platt]], who suggested that they could pl
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  • ...computers. Macromedia let people download their products for free and that's how the school obtained the software. Macromedia was then taken over by Ado
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  • Classes at [[GCSE]] seem to be 90% female, but don't let that put you off, it's a laugh! The only problems are buying and bringing the ingredients, finding
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  • ...per side, the class is often split into the good half and the bad half. It's better to be in the bad half, mainly because you don't have to do as much.
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  • The Rossendale Free Press is the Valley's local newspaper, released every Thursday evening. Often has sections on acc
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  • ...baffles many people, although it is actually really obvious: Thank God It's Friday. ...t means TGI Fridays (came about after it was revealed that the Pay Day Man's KP means KP Peanuts - what they pay the staff, according to [[Mr Parkinson]
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  • ...was worth a horse hoof, camel leg max. Then again he buys his ties from m&s and next. Her Ex's include the great Simon, a local legend. They had something special people.
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  • ...with [http://www.brgs.org.uk the BRGS website], replaced this newsletter's predecessor, [[The Squirrel]].
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  • ...by both [[2005-2007 further maths set]] and [[2006-2008 Further Maths Set]]s.) =Student's Comments=
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  • The '''G'''eneral '''C'''ertificate of '''S'''econdary '''E'''ducation (GCSE) is an academic qualification awarded in a
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  • In recent months, Gareth's taste in music has noticably moved in favour of heavier metal bands such as ...hat 'Bongo' was in fact also the financial backing behind Certaxe and Loko's Furniture 'Cleaning' business.
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  • ...not least because of his top notch not-at-all-swotty grades at GCSE (9+A*'s) being put in the intelligently named "Pink Print". He resided in the tight ...roughout the year, but this was not always the case. An icon that the form S loved to hate in yrs 7-9, often being taunted for being Welsh, including a
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  • ...genii and the averagely clever, however they mostly just bolster everyone's [[A-Level]] totals to astronomical numbers.
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  • ...ses-paid-for, 1st class Geography field trips to the one and only ... that's right... [[Waterfoot]], to study the back-to-back housing that exists in on
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  • ...when he was about five he pushed his little brother Edward into their dad's loud speaker giving him a life long scar on the back of his head. ...nable to identify the sex of the hair or why it continues to infest George's head..
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  • ...ball and 38th in the world at it. He now aims to become first in this year's school fantasy football and win a nice shiny trophy for it. He plays a vari
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  • George Tanner, of [[010S]], is no human - HE'S A DWOBBIT (a cross between a dwarf and a hobbit!). He was [[Form Vice Capta
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  • ...t to watch is Ding-Dong. It teaches yuo nothing about the language, but it's really funny. If you haven't seen it, ask your german teacher if you can. I ...n calling their work 'Schiesse' and the students themselves 'Schiesse Kopf's'...and less gifted students often hear 'Dummkopf' or 'Mein Gott' with regar
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  • Gordon's true hero is one Jeremy Clarkson. [[Michael Blight]]'s Trainers, or 'Boats'
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  • * Every free that he has he will often be found at Cordy's bakery, with his pot of tea, that he can get three cups out of, thats right * he looks like a tramp but please dont throw money at him, he's a sensitive soul.
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  • == About H & S == ...e group was started when Mr Fitton was chanting H & S. Funnily enough, H & S can stand for Health and Safety but also Hazel and Sophie - the two people
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  • *"That's racist." *"No seriously, that's actually racist."
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  • ==Hamm's Quotes== *"NEEEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEME!" (Usually the sound made when she's tickled)
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  • Hannah is a very talented singer. She's been in many productions, and has the voice of an angel. Although she likes
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  • ...the guitar and writes her own songs. She is known for winning 'Rossendale's Got Talent', and for her love of Justin Bieber. She is friendly to everybod
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  • ...s of homework is nice as a head of Year and tries to learn all of her year's names. She is always head of [[Year 7]]. The other Head of Years get a new
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  • ...BE|Morris]] received an OBE for his services to education under John Major's government.
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  • ...nly sign up for an account if you wish to make a positive contribution, it's very easy to ban people who want to come and vandalise the site.
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  • *"What's occuring?"
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  • ...log into your school account from home, enabling you to access the school's applications and your work saved at school. It will take a while to log you ...any/every bit of spare time you have must be spent rehearsing. Even if it's not free time, it still must be spent rehearsing.
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  • ...ften seem to have one at the start of the school year, cutting the teacher's summer holiday a bit shorter.
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  • *[[Mr Vass]]'s Earning in a week (in pence[underestimate]) - Fun *Bill Gates earnings in a week (to be compared against [[Mr Vass]]'s earnings)
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  • ...e Royd Nursery, then at four began his education life at Baxenden St. John's Church of England primary school. He then moved away at Christmas in year t
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  • There's nothing else to say except if you've never been to Iceland, you've missed o
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  • *"LEEEEEEEET'S TAPDANCE!!!" (usually in the face of some poor unsuspecting stranger)
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  • Let's start by looking at the Infobox code... align="right" is where the infobox is on the page. Normally, it's best to put the infobox on the right, but it can be put on the left if you
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  • *The dead sheep - found by Robyn (10R) on the R, S and N trip 2006, down one of the big cracks in the limestone. Not very nice
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  • ...er of [[04G]] due to her huge academic talent and all round coolness. That's what you see at first. Ask any of her many friends and they can recount for
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  • *"That's racist!" *"She's got it, oh baby she's got it! I'm your venus, I'm your fire, your desire."
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  • ...likes to read books. Likes to hit people for looking at his ringed finger's under the desk, but will probably hit you back if you do it to him. Unless
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  • ==Jacob's schemes== ...ir'. He made four people sit on chairs, then put their heads on each other's knees. Understandably, these four people were very confused until Jacob sai
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  • ...ute.................sausage." (to a random year 11 that lost [[John King]]'s bouncy ball) *"Eat my dust, it's strawberry flavoured and one of your 5 a day."
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  • James: "It's not my birthday!" Joe: NOT NOW JAMES JOE'S BUSY. can't you see I'm busy trying to overtake organisation 13? All i gott
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  • He attended primary school at [[St. Joseph's R.C. Primary School]], [[Stacksteads]] and failed his 11+ by 1% in English ...and now attends Sixth Form Committee meetings alongside the previous year's reps for other forms.
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  • "Oh my god, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! Well said, bj's for sale."
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  • The Mighty Bouf, should you not know, refers to Lenny's afro-like hair, and is a reference to the TV program "The Mighty Boosh". Th ...nchester where some member of the public shouted, "Hey! Look everybody! It's that guy from the Kooks!" while peacefully shopping in GAME.
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  • "Foreign TNC's; Well they would have to be foreign..." "The photocopier's gone wrong again" ''(her excuse for printing 48,000 blatantly wrong workshe
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  • *"Stop shoutin" ([[Nishka Goorah|Nishka]]s direction) along with "Why the hell do you have to be the loudest, you alwa *She comments on Miss Hartley's shoes and how gorgeous they are every lesson
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  • ...wind people up about there friends' hairstyles, namely [[James Mitchell]]'s! She is loved for her stories that amuse us muchly! Apparently, she invente Jess and [[Hannah Potts]] decided to do another version of Lolly's Mickey...which involved them singing to Michael in 9S...
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  • ...t with Colm Kennedy. She also went out with Ben Heaton, much to his sister's disliking (Caitlin Heaton).
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  • Joanne's is a colourful medical history, one of her more noticeable features being c
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  • ...Halifax on the 16th March 1990. In her early years she attended St Joseph's RC Primary School. This is where she met [[Ashleigh Jones]] and [[Laura Ste Where's my mobile?
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  • ...o tell the truth about people, even if its harsh and unfair, but really he's actually a very nice person.<br>
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  • ...hair (L'origine de Joseph's Coiffure in French or Die Herkunft von Joseph's Haare in German) ...kittles likes to perch on top of the fish bowl and look into the water. It's only a matter of time before Fairy joins the other scaly pets in fish heave
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  • "I know you're a girl but where's the logic in that??" "She's trying to rape me, sir!"
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  • ...instead. He then made a first half appearance in the inter form final N v S, where he kept a clean sheet and N went on to win on penalties.
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  • The first thing you notice, his hair, [[John's Hair]] is the arch nemesis of [[Dale Whitaker]]. He straightens it every da Visit this page to find out more of his hair: [[John's Hair]]
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  • =It's Melon= {{SYF|1999|S|Holland, John}}
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  • *"It's that time again!"
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  • ...comes to achieving its goal. So be prepared, for the clash of titans, John's Hair vs Dale, the Anti-Christ
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  • ...er!) and usually wears shirts instead of a shirt and tie or jacket etc. He's fairly thin, although, worryingly, he put on a stone over the summer holida ...t 4.35pm on the 20th May 1990 at Birch Hill Hospital, [[Rochdale]] (yes he's one of them!) and went to Whittaker Moss Primary School where he did pretty
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  • Coming from a sixth former who was looking after this little lad's campsite... this kid is a legend!!
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  • ...rd who was once seen at [[BRGS]] after she had retired. At St. Bartholomew's he had lots of friends who basically stayed the same. Jordan has always bee Both Jordan's parents are teachers (his dad was the headmaster of [[Fearns]]). He has two
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  • ...d BRGS. Jordan now attends Fearns, doing particularly well (targeted all A*s and achieving many on mock exams), perhaps due to some strange magic dust t
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  • *Joe: NOT NOW JAMES JOE'S BUSY. Can't you see I'm busy trying to overtake organisation 13? All I gott
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  • Teacher: "Well yes, quite a lot actually. It's a basic maths theo-" *Pervy Joe is Joe's main nickname. Sam Swain started this after he perved on her daily on webca
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  • ...gainst a Danish team, where he made several fine saves, including 3 1-on-1's. This helped the team win the game, before Joe slid back down the performan I remember Joe's amazing (pfft) performance of a disney classic, "A Whole new World" in year
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  • [[04S]]'s only real chance of representing England at Basketball, Joey is one of the
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  • [[Image:Jcnewspaper.jpg|right|thumb|'Maths is Child's Play for Joshua Cadney']] Joshua Cadney (Yeah, that's it. We really need to give him a nickname :P)
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  • ...[Bradley Kett-Harrison]]. He borrows either Bradley's or [[William Platt]]'s Action Replay to cheat at his DS games.
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  • And after all that she achieved 3 A*'s and 8 A's at GCSE. Josie is a year 9 student who often acts like she's high on sugar.
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  • Kara is a rather pleasant member of the form 10R. She's a bit jolly sometimes. ==Kara's Ex-Boyfriends==
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  • ...k to the [[Canteen]] to get her coffee. Is she lazy? No! She's clever! She's got other people to do it for her! ...od deck, which she received upon turning 18. Top trumps cards bearing Kate's 'crackpot' friends are currently in the making.
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  • Remembered by all as a small blonde thing, Katie went to [[St Paul's Constable Lee C of E Primary School]] for seven years, after which she clai
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  • ...s to have a cult following of the lower years, mainly consisting of year 9's. We are unsure why this is, although one hypothesis is that they are astoun == Keegan's Work Ethic ==
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  • *Did not need a wig when dressed as hippy on that 60's day ...chool the posters bearing the legend "Happy Mcbirthday sexy dale!" on Dale's birthday. The reasons for the Mcbirthday are unknown. However, Dale being s
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  • Kirsty: Did he just say sleep?! SAMMY'S SLEEPING WITH ANDREW!!
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  • {{YFS|2000|S|Knight, Kirsty}}
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  • ...ely attractive Caecillius looked in that picture of the text book where he's standing in the study. With this in mind, you quickly procede to get 41% (p
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  • ...[[Mr Fitton]] the winners for their fantastic rendition of Sonny and Cher's "I Got You Babe". In second place were [[Mr Edwards]] and [[Mrs Heywood]] (
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  • ...bers of [[08B]]. She once threw a chair at [[Patrick Barlow]]'s head (that's not the mental part, everyone throws chairs at Patrick), narrowly missing a
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  • *EDIT amazing!! She's much better at flute than me ;-)
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  • ...or example, in English, when Miss Taylor asked if anyone new where 'tartar's lived Mica turned around and said 'tartarland'. At things which she thinks
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  • ...in 2005 when she joined the 6th Form, after taking her GCSEs at St Hilda's. During her time at BRGS, she studied [[English Literature]], [[Graphics]], Placed in [[Mr Chadwick]]'s form in year 12, she made friends with [[Kirsty Horbaczewskyj]], [[Simon Wa
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  • ...He has probably had an argument with every one of his friends. His friend's include [[Matthew Lewis]], [[Matthew Hoyle]] and most of the time, [[Luke Q *"It's not gay, it's camp."
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  • :# It's good if you write "Therefore, to conclude" etc... (Years 7-11) :#It's important, and is a prominent European language (unlike German, which is no
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  • ...eed the plant, and decides there is no one better to be killed than Audrey's abusive boyfriend. He gets an appointment at the dentists, and takes a gun ...e to a house in the countryside. Mushnik confronts Seymour about Scrivello's death, threatening to turn him in to the police, unless he gives him all th
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  • ...was originally home to pictures of the 2001 fashion show; which 2006-2007's [[Upper Sixth]] have recently removed and instead pinned up photographs of ...orming the doorway to Narnia supplied by courtesy of [[Samuel Walton|Sam]]'s drawing skills.
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  • ...s to people who were present at the original event, or digest other people's anecdotes and then regurgitate them back to same person as his own, unwisel Little more is known about Bramwell's love life than [[Andrew Davies]]', but there have been many rumours as to w
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  • ...ass by asking them what their favourite book was and why. When it was Luke's turn, after a lot of hesitation and denial that he read anything, he said ...smells in there." A few minutes later sir came back in, and Luke said "he's bullying me sir" In the same lesson the class was shocked to hear that Luke
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  • ...people calling him anything else. Every1 called him Dempsey at Primary :S. <nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here
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  • ...n to snort sherbert. However, unlike most teenagers, he did it from a girl's bellybutton, and then got addicted. He then got drunk, decided he wanted so ...neck beard, it's awful.” and “Ahh! It's alive!” However, it seems it's here to stay. Luke maintains he is in the process of growing a full beard,
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  • = Luke's Out-of-School Friends = ...acebook, which resulted in an escalated argument between Mohammed and Luke's friends.
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  • ...at football, but he's neither. He's a weak guy who only shouts out when he's surrounded by Tyler, Jake, [[Jack Loney]] etc.
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  • That's why we decided to make this page.
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  • ...ght hair as Mica has frizzy, uncontrolable hair, Laurens is curly and Livi's is wavy.
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  • ...enamed to [[Clipse Online]] and began competing with [[Martin Pilkington]]'s M Cubed software. Both ventures were unsuccessful. Unparadoxically though,
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  • *She was in G but moved to S. *She is an AWESOME singer - even if she thinks she's not.
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  • The posher bakery. Rare in [[Waterfoot]] that it's part of a chain (albeit a very small one), with outlets in [[Rawtenstall]]
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  • Her and Anna are usually on the same wavelength. They can read each other's minds. They are often saying half sentences and interrupting each other whe
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  • ...name. Opinions vary as to the reason, but most make the conclusion that it's because he has such a large head compared to his relatively small body. Bot
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  • ...sult of Coggins paraletic state, a group of mischievest lads abused martin's position with some fun and games. The ringleader of the rebellious bunch wa ...ginating from a public house background, such as pool, snooker and Cogster's favourite darts. He comments that he plays every night for hours on end, ju
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  • ...se act as bases. You can have as many people as you want on a base, but it's best to not have everyone run at once, as if the fielding team catch the ba ...ubstitute for real rounders in the summer when the weather forgets that it's supposed to be sunny, and storms prevent us from going outside.
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  • The Year 10's Maths textbook is the size of a small house. It is more than likely to brea ...lems. Others say it was the maths teachers solution to doing nothing (that's right. Once you have done your homework, you can mark it yourself! Obviousl
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  • ...Jurassic period. The building forms an integral part of the Clark Building's intricately crafted three-dimensional temporary façade.
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  • ...of what appears to be cardboard and perspex, and also houses [[Mrs Young]]'s office, [[Room 57]] and [[Room 58]]. This block is also known as the '[[Eng
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  • It's an extended version of normal [[Maths]] where you study statistics and prob
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  • ...[[Mr Bretherton|Mr Bretherton's]] car with a football, causing over £500's worth of damage.
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  • ...since moved on and found love in the form of [[Dominic Taylor]]. So now it's left down to the three musketeers and it is fair to say that Riley is the l -"That's how I role!"
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  • and someone secret who he's not telling us. Form Tutor: [[Mr Chambers]], AKA Monsieur Bedroom, but now it's [[Miss Haslam]]
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  • For A Start, He's Me. But Im Not Sure If The Rest Of The Stuff Is By Me. "TO THE LIBRARY!" When He's Finished Eating His Lunch
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  • In Doc Rob's last days Matt was seen to attempt to hug the legendary timelord. It's impossible to remember all the random phrases, arguments,logic, gibberish,
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  • ...Burdekin]] threw a pen at the wall and it exploded covering Matthew Hoyle's face and shirt in ink, he looked like he had joined the Brittania coconuter =The Valentine's Rose=
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  • ...time before someone tells him that Barcelona won the Champions League (he's too 'cool' to watch football) so he can start dreaming of Messi and David V
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  • ...ith his bag "Bag Friend", Coat Friend is often found bundled round Matthew's arms on cold or wet days. You will never see him wearing it apart from firs
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  • ...Gamertag), Spartanfatty (cruel play on words on said gamertag, but Matthew's fine with it), Sausage (only by Alfie Taylor of [[09R]]). ...nstead, rumours began circling that Jamie Hoyle, who also doesn't like PS3's, a proficient web designer who ''can'' hack, had taken down PSN. To this da
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  • *Singing S Club 7
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  • ...the school's [[Tea Rooms|temporary rooms]], it would seem that the school's space problems have gotten even worse since its inception and as a result t
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  • ...singer. Was a stand in for Harriet Nolan, playing Tracey in Hairspray. She's always very lively and often gets told to shut up by [[Mr Bretherton]] in *"It's not fair!"
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  • ...aking up behind him ready to pull his shorts down. As Colm grabbed Michael's shorts, he also unknowingly grabbed his boxers, and he then pulled, and if Emo's
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  • ...es, the first of which was produced when he was way ahead in [[Mrs Sharp]]'s [[IT]] Lessons in [[Year 9]]. *"Come on Jacques, Let's play Boggle for 10p!" [When we weren't allowed to bring in cards to the lib
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  • Is easily frustrated by people's inability to see solutions to "easy" problems.
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  • ...is often on a 'high' getting hyper with any amount of sugar at all. Milton's previous nickname was Milt, until it was discovered that this actually mean =Milton's Stone Collection=
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  • Now all these people get the Rothwell's BRGS coach.
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  • ...or being highly eccentric in lessons; she has been known to tear up people's notes and melt their pens/ burn their pencils if they were written while sh "Come here and have a Waft of these... except this one, it's mine and it smells too nice for YOU"
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  • Student: "miss it's home time" *"It's in <font face="Comic Sans MS">Comic Sans MS</font>, because I made it a few
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  • ...n her in some particular moves, her favourite being the "sitting dog" (let's not go there). She is prone to random outbursts of orgasmic moaning often t
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  • *Was probably driven insane by form S from the [[98 intake]] and thus forced to leave. And if it wasn't due to th
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  • ...rther her music career, leaving behind a huge following of weeping year 10's, including [[Helen Beck]], now in sixth form, who still haunts the music de
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  • ...of the students disobeyed her, and the gullible Hartley set [[Adam Nixon]]'s paper house and nearly most of the school on fire, causing a small but memo ...f the week and time of day on it. Even if it's Wednesday afternoon and she's had frees all morning.
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  • She's also known for wearing the same skirt, blouse and boots almost everyday. ...d gets annoyed when [[Room 22]] is left messy, often blaming the class she's about to teach as she arrives at the two opposite extremes of either very e
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  • ...s seem to like being taught by her for some reason (because they think she's fit).
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  • *"It's really unacceptable how we start every lesson this late. Now just think abo
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  • ...at you're looking for, there's only one place left to look...Miss Robinson's office on the basement corridor near the lockers.
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  • '''Miss Strickland''' is [[Mr King]]'s fiancee, and loves Mcfly and all things random. She teaches [[English]]. Fo
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  • ...wever, it must be said, her dictations are not as lengthy as [[Mrs Young]]'s. Phew. She also gives out quite long homeworks that are often due in for th
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  • ...kman(or woman), Lifeguard(true), Security Guard, and the Assistant Manager's job at Hereford United. == Miss Walsh's love life==
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  • ...oe up with Tom on top of him trying to "wake him up"... or, at least, that's Tom said. ...l a HITLER with toothpaste. Mitchell though woke up in time (thanks to Ste's laughing) and wiped the toothpaste off without realising it was there, then
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  • ...nother way, would you like to learn the theory behind these answers? There's no point in studying a subject if you don't end up understanding it - which
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  • ...wers are uttered without hesitation or consideration as to whether what he's saying makes sense, or is even plausible. He also earned the nickname of "t
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  • Mollie's very very very nice and she's no longer the tallest in the class.
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  • For those bored of MEI, there's always practice for STEP. However recently, Josh Cadney took to designing a
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  • I guess that's all there is to be said!!
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  • *"I never agree to student's taking days off school" ... to which I responded "Er, it's aimed at 7 year olds- I'm sure they'd cope".
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  • ...bly, Morris received an OBE for his services to education under John Major's government ...it of turning up in the newspaper threatening to turn the [[Jolly Sailor]]'s upstairs lounge into extra teaching space, in order to shame the council in
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  • *He has dandruff and he's bald :S
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  • So, there you go, some of Mr Ali's wierd and wonderful ways.
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  • Also known to some of the new sixth formers as Phil's Dad but never said to his ever smiling face. He is also known as the Eco-Lo "Let's go ep in yars to a time when coal and gas was rarr"
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  • ...class he spent all lesson playing 'find the disney character' on a student's book. "Please, please... there's a desperate Yorkshireman at the front here"
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  • '''Mr Bretherton''' is a [[Chemistry]] teacher. Currently [[08N]]'s form tutor. *Randomer: "What's that say on the whiteboard?"
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  • *"Good morning [[Mr rend]], where's my high five!?" *Student: "Sir, what's copulation? "
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  • *(my personal favourite) "It's hard enough to teach this crap!" ...ch classics as Mr Jackson's Thai Bride, and the instance where Mr Chadwick's class had to ask him whether he ''really'' was the Mayor of [[Ramsbottom]].
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  • ...now been confirmed that he is taking over from [[Mrs Kolbuck]] as Year 10's (2006 intake) head of year when she goes on maternity leave. He was 7S's (2010-2011 intake's) form tutor because they are indeed 7 Super (unlike like 7 Naughty, 7 Rude,
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  • ...is an assistant head, and in charge of upper school (years 10 and 11). He's extremely good looking, which is something pratically every single girl in ...dodgy sounding discussion about [[Matthew Lewis]] liking "Manshafts". (IT'S GERMAN FOR TEAM!!!)
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  • ...way quickly.His favourite form is 9G. Always 9G. This year's 9G. Last year's 9G. Etc. ...ing "come back later, I have BUSINESS to attend to!". The horrified year 7's slowly backed away.
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  • ...forgive him for that as the advice he offers afterwards is always good. He's always ready to help you out, no matter what it is. ...ng wood, chopping as we go...'. He should make it to the semi-finals if he's as good as the original wood chopping man.
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  • *To Adam Cronan when some batteries weren't working: "Let's try the oldest trick in the book"<BR>*Rubs batteries between his hands*...< ...ome up behind him with saw-dust in his hands and blow it onto Mr. Finnigan's behind so it stuck there. After months of doing this, and getting away with
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  • ...ng the class what RAVEN stood for. Just like with the 5 GAs, he forgets he's told you and repeats this process (this wasn't labelled 'process' when he t ...has to see a man next door. When he returned, some time later, his trouser's zip was down. He announced that he was as quick as possible, and the class
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  • Mr Grant's actual teaching speciality is unknown. He is rumoured to be a [[Chemistry]] *"5 million Kelvin? Jee-sus that's hot!"
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  • !scope="row"| Subject(s) - Whole class: "Sir.. that's the washing machine!"
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  • ...d like Justin Bieber's at the time (It still does, as does [[Ben Pointon]]'s). "Can I have Parent's Evening appointments before 7:30, West Ham are on."
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  • Tom: "It's not my fault i hit puberty before you sir." ...not telling you! Then you'd be able to have a friend with a helicopter! He's my friend!"
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  • ...nglish to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he has filled [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retired at the end of 2007. A ...he more wily BRGS students that Don Haycogrio has a not-so-dark secret: he's ever so slightly redheaded. This is only slightly obvious by his dyed, jet
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  • == Mr Hodgson's Banning Obsession ==
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  • ...very big advantage to grow their crops such as carrots(missing out the 'T's because he is very stupid)." Random student: "IT'S BURNLEY!"
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  • ...s talking about. He pauses only to say "okay" and "you got that?", when it's blatantly clear nobody has a clue. He often veers off at tangents, but peop ...at the time, he would say - "but anyway, you don't need to know that, that's [[A-Level]] stuff."
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  • ...paedophile! He was very ill in the intestines (though no-one knows why- it's rumoured he got hit by a car) and was being covered by [[Mr Hodgson]] (Dang ...vplayer. When a student asked what this had to do with IT, he replied, "It's on the computer, isn't it?" Unfortunately, the lesson ended before we had t
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  • ...ubiquitous monologue was usually incomprehensible to most due to Mr Kenna's thick Liverpudlian accent. ...t most of this work would remain unstarted, usually resulting in the class's origional teacher ending up most displeased. One time Jenni Winnard of the
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  • ...le) Ow my head..." [This is behaviour congruent with [[Mr Fuller|Mr Fuller's]] use of a filing cabinet to silence a class, but with less apparent effect *"For the love of God don't write that crap down!! It's like black magic!" (Mr.King writes the t-test formula on the board, upper 6
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  • :Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know?
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  • ...shout at Year 13's like this! You were all badly behaved in ''last'' week's assembly and I put that down to the fact that [[Mr Elkington]] wasn't here,
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  • Mr Neve has directed two of the school's Dramatic and Musical productions to date; Les Miserables and The Wizard Of Always has a squeaky board pen, sounds like he's murdering a cat with a cheese grater...
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  • ...ered at the note (which contained the full script for one of David Tennant's Secret Smile scenes) for some time, made a horrified face before regatherin == The Lewis Robinson Incident(s) ==
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  • Mr Nicholls: "I'm afraid I haven't seen your daughter's work file for the past 3 months". Parent (pointing at daughters file on table): "What's that then?"
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  • ...ics teacher, most noted for talking about "cuwent" and letting Miss Bowden's Chemistry sets out early, apparently.. ...a magic orb.. streaks of mini-lightning erupt between the rod and the orb's surface as the class gasp in shock and amazement. Ohm, smiling wizardly: "Y
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  • ...so much that they could probably be heard from waterfoot centre*<br> *Mr O's eyes begin to pop out of his head* <br>Class was learning about action word "Right, I've made a mental note of who's here" ''(everyone marked present even if absent)''
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  • ...y, in a recent [[010S|7S]] [[IT]] lesson, Mr Parkinson took over a student's computer when they were on Google Flight Simulator and proceeded to crash t ...could have sloppy yellow poo, [[Year 8]]s, lumpy green poo, and [[Year 9]]s, hard brown...."
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  • "For those of you who are brain-damaged enough to do critical thinking here's a notice."
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  • ...cently taken to linking his lessons to moodle, in order to keep in the SMT's good books. ...s, he will most likely down three of his coffees or count out his McDonald's free coffee vouchers in front of you.
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  • Amongst Mr. Reed's finest tales are the story of his fishing trip in France, which climaxed wi
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  • ...aven't you got your text book? Just GO." (As student heads for door) "Here's a text book, go sit down." * "Well you see I'm a Time Lord" (escaping from using the term "Let's go back in time a week" after informing the set that time travel was imposs
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  • ...is proud to say he is not a PC, he is a Mac! Contrary to most of the world's population, he prefers Macintoshes to Personal computers. *96% of the Earth's population uses Microsoft Personal Computers
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  • ....'') BE QUIET! You're disturbing my lesson. This is NOT a playground... It's a ''school'' playground.
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  • ...e its definitely not a chip day...I'm not telling you how I know but there's no point getting your hopes up because it is DEFINITELY not a chip day...IT *"...technically...that's deception. But we'll get away with that."
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  • ...art of writing on an electronic board. He is also a teacher for the school's [[Critical Thinking]] course. Student: "It's not supposed to have flashing eyes!" (in an annoyed voice as though he were
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  • ...Or he could, at any rate. Whether he spent his evening revising the school's databases, or just has a photographic memory is not yet known. ...and his current clothing. But his latest fashion brought the nation to it's knees. Millions gasped in shock as they watched the 9 o'clock news. He was
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  • ...[[Year 10]] [[RS]] lesson. It was discovered that this day was Mr. Vincent's 800th birthday, and so the class sang him Happy Birthday, partly to celebra ==Mr Vincent's "sex club"==
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  • Mr Ward's teaching style is like his mood - erratic, unpredictable and of little use ...aving a dull German lesson with Mr Ward to ask for it. He can't refuse. It's also rather good, and fun to sing along to.
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  • ...inted' during a year 12 RS lesson, because no one knew what Charles Darwin's book was called. He's pretty fly for a Whyte guy!
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  • ...9 lesson with wet hair so Ric Belsten and Ryan Blackburn decided to do Ben's hair into three mohawks. Wilbers: "Ben what have you done to your hair?" Be ...k)Sir says "Ooh it smells of fish". (sniffs it)" did you leave it in a cat's food bowl?"
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  • ...begins to be worried. Paint opens, and the cursor, still with a life of it's own starts to draw out letters: first P, followed by an O and another O. As ...line moved around wildly, it proceeded to send a fireball up Mr. Wilkinson's arm, the gas tap was quickly turned off but left the Year 7 class in a stat
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  • == Valentine's Day 2008 == ...her mouth when he entered the room. This consequently caused Mr Williamson's face to turn the colour of the rose in question.
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  • ...ust use your Spotify account a sec?" (you return half an hour later and he's STILL on it) * "I'm greek." "Whoaaa!? What's your first name?" "Juas."
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  • ...thanks from his son, Thomas. After realising what Tom was indeed mr Wyton's son, this was the first thing he asked him. This led to [[Daniel Smith]] tr Mr Wyton's teaching style can be seen as odd yet very effective, his lesson would cons
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  • ...[[Mrs Hollick]]'s long-running "criticise, then remove and sell at Sotheby's" scheme.
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  • ...cher was late by 15 minutes. She also gave a [[Year 9]] pupil a headmaster's detention for chasing somebody with a water bottle that was not even open. In 2005, she went on a rampage of detentions, putting two [[Year 7]]s in detention for leaning against the fence at the courts, with a third bein
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  • *"S**t." ''(Recorded three times in seven years of teaching)'' *"Where's your ruler? Use a ruler for straight lines!"
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  • ...who sets very little homework, collecting in even less. Whilst this has it's advantages (More free time), it does mean she expects a higher quality of w ...us how to answer questions properly. She clicks on a website, finds out it's not quite what she was looking for and subsequently managing to somehow pri
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  • * Get with it 9N/S/B/R, you're just not with it!!"
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  • ...books so you can have homework tonight!" (8N groan)"Oh come on year 8- it's a FUN homework tonight!" ...nd listen for 1/2 and hour by the time she's finnished with all of that it's time to go home.
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  • ...erything Than Boys Are, and refused to see this as sexist because "Well It's Just True".
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  • ...g Valentine Messengers are going around school delivering poems for people's loved ones. There is a knock on the door. Nous pouvons *shout* O-N-S
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  • "So what's the answer?" "No, that's not the answer. How did you get that?"
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  • *" That's very goooooooooooooood."(said several times each lesson for unknown reasons *Miss: "C'mon guys stop looking at Matthew's crotch."
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  • ...he class. This person can change though, so beware not to laugh at someone's misfortune.
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  • ...episodes. Unfortunately (fortunately for some) she has departed from B.R.G.S. [[Image:Cat Lady.jpg|thumb|Mrs Hollick's Mother?]]
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  • *"The reason there aren't enough organ's for everyone on the transplant list is because not enough people are dying
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  • *"Jonathan, what is it this week?" (referring to Jonny Helm's different course choices every week.) *"I'm going to keep this paper because Mr.Gray's touched it!"
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  • Jackson: "Je voudrais des frites et un bouteille du coca, s'il vous plait." *Asking you a question during the 10 seconds out of the lesson's 3600 where you glanced out of the window instead of looking at the textbook
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  • ...She returns in time to send us all off to break and to set us about a week's worth of homework and giving us a day for it. ...rds in our exercise books): "Erm, really Gareth, I'm suprised at you! That's really innapropriate, what would your mother say!?"
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  • Mrs King is [[Mr King]]'s mother. She is known for being the complete opposite of her son. Ranger is Mrs King's program that she uses to spy on students on the computers. (She also forces
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  • Mrs Mansfield was the yin to [[Mrs Hollick]]'s yang. She didn't tend to like people talking AT ALL in her class and she LO
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  • *She sang Reach by S Club 7 with Mr Mercer in the year 11 Leavers DVD 07-08 ...know what you find funny, (starts sniggering) constipation isn't funny, it's very serious!"
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  • *Mrs Mazzina:"I think they were bull's testicles." (Class continues to laugh)
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  • Currently [[06N]]'s form tutor * "Ticky tick tick, examiner's happy, right?"
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  • ...yed because she cannot teach her favourite subject Accounting. In Mrs Read's first lesson you will sit down for a whole 1hr listening to her life story, ...meet up with her school CHUM [[Mrs Sharp]] and walk quickly down to Cordey's to beat the dinner time rush!
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  • ...are not quite sure what she teaches (perhaps not even she knows), but she's been a substitute [[teacher]] in practically every subject.
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  • Look of horror comes over Chloe's face. ...Old Arab Sat On His Camel And Humped' *laughs like a maniac* OHMY!! AH it's so funny! Do you get it? Camel...HUMPED!?"
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  • She also seems to loathe reading [[Matthew Hoyle]]'s work because she cannot read it and apparantly it was too complicated. *"It's Sellers with an 'N'"
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  • ...d was 50 minutes late after taking an extremely fun lunchbreak at a friend's house [twice]) after having an extended lunch or break. Oh, and they always *"There's no ''M'' in ''Mrs. Sharp is ace''"
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  • Married to [[Mr Spencer]] (as if you couldn't tell by the name!), Mrs. S is a [[Biology]] teacher who always seems to be handing out colouring sheet
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  • *"That's horrible. What is this game?" Student: "Creative Kill Chamber." ...work) 5 minutes later... (The level is completed Mrs. Stanley's way) "That's what I said you should do. You should have listened to me."
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  • Undoubtedly the "mother" of the school. Mrs. Taylor's generosity was showcased to the full in 2002 when she allowed [[Mrs Kennedy ...exterior, Lynda T has fought out and won more battles than most [[Year 7]]s have had hot dinners, and is showing no sign of giving up just yet.
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  • "That's right" "Use your imagination, it's purple*" (*when it is clearly a murky orange colour)
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  • ...the art department between [[Mrs Hollick]]'s departure and [[Miss Flint]]'s arrival. When it was annouced by [[Mr Morris II|Mr Morris]] in the last ass ...iting very rude things in hers... (Sidra was obviously a favourite of miss's!) when Sidra went to hand in her essay Mrs Wright "read" it and then threw
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  • As well as Mrs Young's general excitement about the future of the school and how dedicated to the Her smile is well known, and her office is right in between two of her year's form rooms, which she seems to love.
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  • She let year seven's draw on the white board in one lesson. Elliot: it's on the subject
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  • It's the place where the musical people of the school, as well as many of the [[
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  • Feed the World (Do they know it's Christmas time?) - Band Aid 1. That's not my name - The Ting Tings
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  • == Ghost of the Girl's Toilets ==
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  • ...esson was spent ripping and throwing rubber as soon as [[Mrs Etherington]]'s back was turned. This carried on into [[Physics|Physics]] lesson 2nd perio ...ool years Josef Sipocz (Sheepy) left the crew to join their main rival,the S crew, Sheepy was then known as Judas to all the other crew members.
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  • She's quite small and half Turkish, which could possibly be the reason for her be
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  • '''Hair:''' Sloppy 50's quiff with a DA (April 2012 - present) ...p and Nightmares' (previously known as 'Maroon Six', 'Rob & Dave' and 'Nic's Group'). Other members included [[Cahal Tinman]] (Lead Guitar/Bass/Backing
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  • "It's a murderer" "It's a Rapist"
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  • He has <u>absolutely gorgeous</u> blue eyes and he's just generally very cute.<br>
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  • A tall boy who's hair is rumored to be a fox (but its run away), wears glasses that are slig ...something around 3 in the morning because the autopilot's broken or there's bad weather on.
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  • Livvy loves Rihanna, much to [[Helen Clements]]'s disappointment, and has drawn her many times (okay twice, but still...). Sh ...ll recieve a strange message from Olivia when you don't really know if she's got the wrong person or if she is infact talking to herself. She has been k
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  • ...onger than ever before! This may or may not be related to a certain Year 8's powers of persuasion....
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  • That's about it, except for the one thing that makes him stand out from the crowd: [[File:casualpenguins.jpg|thumb|right|400px|<font size="5">Owain's bedroom</font>]]
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  • '''P'''hysical, '''S'''ocial, '''H'''ealth '''E'''ducation is one of the most boring or interest
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  • Every year [[Year 7]] go to Paris. Not all [[Year 7]]s have to go to Paris, no one ''has'' to go. ...ople, you can go on the ground floor. If you dont, you can't get to anyone's room, because your on the higher floor, but you can see people on different
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  • ...says "That's way to close, I'll tell miss if you do that." He hits people's heads for no reason. His biggest target is probably [[Josh Southern]], Patr == '''Jokes about Patrick's height''' ==
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  • ...o Masters]]. He also staged the non-hit plays [[The Nativity]] and [[Ernie's Marvellous Illucinations]]. In addition to these, he started rehearsals for He also arranged auditions for 'A Midsummer Night's Dream', but rehearsals were never started.
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  • ...p 'year', as a caretaker along with [[Robert Elkington]] ([[Mr Elkington]]'s son) and was offered the job as 'Technical Guy' in the school and he took,
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  • 'Let's watch the vid' ' ''scon'' / ''s-cone'' ' (due to the inability to decide on the pronunciation of "scone")
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  • ...the AQA [[History]] [[A-Level]] course. The Student chooses any topic area/s from the European/American History Syllabus (American/Russian/German) that ...many !'s as possible in two lines (even compared to [[Mr Grehan|Mr Grehan's]] humour- this stuff is '''BAD''').
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  • ...Hoyland]]. He compromises of a highly annoying brain in a gigantic person's body and likes to be thought of as a retarded retard.
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  • ...ery old men. Also has been known to wear his mothers blouses and Ross C-C's mothers naughty underwear. Philip enjoys Press-Ups, naked wrestling with ma == Phil's Musical influences ==
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  • ...n producing [[well rounded individuals]] of all those who enter the school's gates, neglecting government targets to make students into less-round indiv ...thus is the perfect site for a 200m running track. It also has the school's long jump and triple jump area, and an area of grass within the track, suit
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  • ...day cards and gifts. Go say hello to Anne who (used to) work(s) there, she's friendly.
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  • ...advantage is gained, half of the classes are locked in the [[Sports Hall]]'s classrooms for the day, with their mobile phones and internet access confis
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  • ...the balcony in rooms [[room 2|2]] and [[room 6|6]], and contain the school's entire chemical supply. The Lab Technicians are often found in here, and th
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  • It's rumoured she has a wand that doubles as a sonic screwdriver... P.S. Don't remind her that Sirius Black is dead. Public health warning.
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  • ...also known to be addcited to eye make up and does infact own a whole shop's worth of mascaras and eyeliners. And, luckily for her and unlike Emily Adsh * Singing the O-Zone song whilst eating Ben 'n' Jerry's 'half baked' ice cream.
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  • That's right, the animation that everyone is talking about: Mrs. Weir's dislike of photocopiers became known when, one Chemistry Lesson (Wednesday
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  • Most of the housing in the town comprises of 60's and 70's Semis and terraced housing built to house mill workers. One estate of parti
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  • ...eople inside and outside of school (male and female) and is currently Jess's penguin. Food of any kind. Losing weight (but this means she cant eat any t *"Yay i'm the only one who hasn't got the germs" (cough) "Oh s**t"
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  • *Becca D: 'God's easy?' Eve: 'No Becca and I'm pretty sure that's blasphemy.'
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  • ...e Johnson|Catt]] are the best people in the world. '''Ever.''' You know it's true. =="It's like Feminist Terrets..."==
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  • ...drills, saws and skips. That's right, the big yellow skip. One has had it's head ripped off, an ass ripped in it, and the head shoved up the ass.
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  • ...s to bring wellies will have an unbelievable number of blisters by the day's end.
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  • ...chool and although rather slow and suffering from a rather short temper he's a loveable character.<br>
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  • *"It's ALRIGHT..."
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  • * ''Rob'': "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?" ''Rob'': "The Captain's Log!"
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  • Robert Marcroft, what can I say? He's an established BRGS student and although in body he will be leaving the sch
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  • A Link to *drumroll please*, "[[Rob_Pilling%27s_Maths_Jokes|Rob's Maths Lesson Jokes]]". Some of the jokes listed bellow are Rob's and he likes them:
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  • *"and the cat went <i>MMRROOOWW</i>!" (Reading 'Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy' in assembly)
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  • ...puters that are prone to similtaniously log off and crash, losing everyone's work. If you use room 11 save regularly!
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  • ...ipulated into some of the wierdest positions you will ever see, because it's joints bend both ways. Next time you're in there, have a look.
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  • ...23 used to be a classroom, now it is a [[staffroom]], so nobody knows what's hiding behind the door... Indeed like most form rooms the [[teachers]] jelo
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  • ...n Windows Server properly and the Team replaced the clients with proper PC's again.
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  • ...oom features a stage to the rear, and now also houses the music department's "Rock Box", which is at the time of writing temporarily out of action due t
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  • ...srooms in the [[Maths Block 2]]([[Room 57]] being the other, [[Mrs Young]]'s office is also in the building). Room 58 is outside the emergency exit unde
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  • This is a room loathed by [[Mr Halliwell]] for it's interactive white board, which has dirt smeared on it and a hole at the bot
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  • Also known as "The Batcave" or the "Art block's perineum". This hallowed space between rooms 66 and 68, sensibly numbered a
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  • ...oom 74 unless you do Business, Economics, Chess Club or are in Miss Freeth's Form.
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  • ...ff the balcony and is rarely seen by pupils because it is [[Ms Dougherty]]'s (Head of English) office.
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  • ...in here or even seen it. Its hidden in the corner next to [[Ms Dougherty]]'s office.
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  • ...d most of the time makes fun of everyone, but they can't help but think he's a legend. He is very small, with fluffy white hair. He is known for having
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  • *No, I have not got Gary's Mod.
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  • You do have to walk a little further, but it's worth it.
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  • ...famous people like Hayle from corrie, Ian Beale from Eastenders, etc. Ryan's favourite music is by MC Spo Combo, a rapper dedicated to the work of shaes He is [[George Bury]]'s brother.
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  • ...u will ever come across; he is extremely rare and hard to find since there's little distinctive about him. His interests are The Matrix, World Wrestling ...p until 5am on Team-Speak; getting absolutely plastered, drinking blue WKD's, playing Call Of Duty and talking about girls. We had 3 or 4 drinks and we
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  • ...Bewicke]] and [[Chris Evans]], although only the former really cares. John's incompetence on the matter has resulted in some committee members calling f
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  • ...so a definite friend of [[Owain Dawson]] and [[Joe Holdsworth-Miller]]. He's in the form 06R, and always gets called cute by those older than him as he
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  • ...urning from eating, picked up a (acoustic) guitar, and declared, "Hey that's pretty good, I'm going to learn that" and, showing budding signs of ninja-s
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  • Sam is the lead singer/guitarist of one of the school's two current main bands, "Hello, Mayfair". (The other being "The Bollocks").
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  • ...n his AS-level results, gaining C in Physics, D's in English and Art and U's in Maths and Critical Thinking. He was very proud with his maths result at ...getically, goes rock-climbing whenever his course allows. He attends Satan's Hollow fairly regularly - this is a 'rock club' although Sam thinks that th
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  • ...ovely dark hair and brown eyes and the most amazing singing voice.<br> She's a valued member of both the Netball, Basketball and Hockey squads.
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  • ...one of the coolest people in N, although extremely silly, trust me! Sarah's an ace friend but can be easily get annoyed by certain chants.
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  • ...Sixth]] ([[Year 13]]). Every year there is also a disco for the [[Year 7]]s, which they don't usually enjoy because they are debatably too young to lik
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  • *Did you know that your every move is logged while at school? Why is this? It's quite obvious that 98.6% of all internet access is to check email or play g ...address bars, to hiding the root drives on the computers. Even the teacher's accounts have been limited.
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  • ...he is in, his house is generally chosen as the Hub of operations due to it's relative centralness to most involved, and the leniency (and willingness) o
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  • Everybody loved Simon. Let's remember him.
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  • ...nds off his overexuberant claimed target and a full 3.25 seconds off Kroll's benchmark. ...gprahy, maths and aggression. The exception that proves this rule is Kroll's unwavering love for "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe. The seeds of his obsess
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  • == Sithu's Handshake ==
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  • ...xth forms]]. [''However, if [[Critical Thinking]] teaches us one thing, it's that a '''tu quoque''' holds no water.'']
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  • *That's what they all say. *That's what they want you to think.
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  • Joe Kielty and Megan Cook were messing around with Sophie's bobble and threw it out of the window. It landed on the floor so all three ...But Sophie & Joe have done well to protect him. She is Also Part Of The H+S Crew, Health And Safety, After Hearing Mr Fittons Chants, He Is aVery Cleve
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  • ...on two separate occasions, one for [[GCSE]] results and one for [[A-Level]]s. Each Speech Night has a guest speaker, who often provide light relief from ...ill make the effort to attend theirs, with many citing such reasons as "it's unbelievably dull."
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  • ...rticle displayed several images of the staffroom, namely [[Mr Brackstone]]'s "famous mug"; the kitchen area and the pigeon holes. A famous few pupils fo
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  • ...Hoyle]]'s bag, [[Luke Quigley]]'s bag, and unfortunately [[Matthew Lewis]]'s shoe which was then rubbed in dog poo thus breaching rule three. The game w *Must not damage the bag (unless its [[Paul Burdekin]]'s bag).
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  • Fond memories of Cooper include him dressing up as a banana on Leaver's Day, and being chased along the corridor by [[Tom Law|Tom]] who was brandis
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  • * Correcting people's Grammar (although due to popular demand not as much as he used to).
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  • Secretary of the (now defunct) Upper Sixth Form Committee 05/06, Stuart's job increased exponentially since joining the Committee as "Joint Secretary Anyway, he's not doing it any longer, and succumbed to the call of the evil History Gods
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  • ...ou will ever meet... Anywhere, although he disagrees with this because "he's sexy, not strange (much)". The name is a combination of the religion Judais ...only 5 suns/stars but lots of big mirrors in space, so it LOOKS like there's lots of stars.
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  • : I like it, so there's now a link on the main page for [[Sixth Form]] and then we'll do [[Mr Chamb ...e. It'd be good to have this page protected as well - I'd like to know who's making suggestions. In fact, I'm going to do this now, feel free to revert
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  • ...he time of writing the televisions are forcing people to listen to late 90's pop music which are not usually to everybodies taste.
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  • ...may also be an idea to add it to your watchlist so you can easily see what's going on. ...ech Night filled with staff asking us about then wiki...... so at least it's notorious!
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  • ...ut of date" discussions, all of which are linked to from the original page(s). ''(Apologies for the horrendous mess I've made of recent changes :S)''
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  • ...is electronics and he is constantly inventing and thinking up insane idea's.
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  • ...er what was formerly a car park, containing the [[Headmasters|Headmaster]]'s reserved parking space. These are used almost exclusively for Science teach ...e even removed the wing mirror of a [[Mr (Marc) Morris II|certain person]]'s car, to the amusement of all students in the area at the time.
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  • ...nformation or be poorly organized. You can discuss changes on this article's [[Talk:{{PAGENAME}}|discussion page]].
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  • ...ary classrooms. An original Roman ''trigon'' ball was found on [[Room 57]]'s roof in 1998, although it was later claimed by the [[Physical Education|P.E ...ved from the [[Canteen]] snack bar queue), then getting back off again. It's quite easily accessible using the fire escape and rail on the [[Art Block]]
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  • ...e to read a course specification, taught a Year Eleven group Arthur Miller's ''The Crucible'' for four months without realising it was no longer on the
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  • The Game's objective is not to think about said Game, and it has 3 universal rules...
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  • ...g place, speech was forbidden, and so (in an effort to distract his friend's attention), Nick pointed in the opposite direction, waited for Dom to turn
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  • There's not much there, now that the bit with the rope swing doesn't have a rope sw
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  • ...ed: Yoghurt, Spaghetti, tuna, coke, cheese and (after we'd given up) Micah's spit. This one was OK. Micah had another drink after the spit had been adde ..., Water, shortbread, chicken bone, yoghurt, REALLY HORRIBLE MASH and Ben C's spit, she was told that he had spat in it but it wasn't my fault if she ign
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  • ...one from the player on their right. It would be incorrect to say a player's aim is to get a hand of the same number from each of the suits, but one mus
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  • '''The Squirrel''' was a yearly magazine of the year's events at [[BRGS]], most recently edited by [[Mr Haycocks]]. It is no long
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  • ...ndship between the bottom court football "lot", a mixture of students from S, B and G. Now in 6th form, the society is at it's largest and strongest, making up appoximately half the population of [[Wate
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  • He likes to fight MItchell for control of Mitchell's computer.
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  • [[Image:Hammond.jpg|thumb|Richard Hammond or Thomas Fallows? It's uncanny!]] ...tricked by a mirage, a direct cause of the hallucinogens emitted from Fal's hair products. Not the tallest pupil around the sixth form, his hair style
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  • ...Maths]], Tom always seems to finish very quickly, and has got a lot of MOM's off [[Miss Ogle]] as a result. He also seems to know the [[German]] transla *"Well that's odd!"
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  • *James Zsigmond's right hand *Grant Fulton's head
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  • Tom's friends include...
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  • A secondary Alias of tom's was his phase of 'Captain Scrubs' from which you can see from the name cons
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  • He is in fact known as 'Camp Hubert' to some year 11's. Toby:That's what you get when you walk through Burnley with a clothes magnet on...
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  • == Toby's Nicknames ==
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  • *(Most repeated quote EVER, 2nd from [[Mr Ventress]]'s "Are you comin' to da party?") "Hello there, how are you this fine day?" (E ...he needs to go to Rehab. He spends MOST of his free time on the game... It's quite sad. He once came in depressed that he blew 2MILLION Gp on junk and m
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  • ...onvinced him that they'd signed him up for a debating exam that day (there's no such exam). He needed to rehearse some [[music]], so Jack, Andrew and a Even through all the stupid things he's had done to him Tom comes through it all smiling and laughing with everyone
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  • Tom's hair has since grown to epic proportions, and instead of the famous 'fro is
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  • ==Tom's Music Career==
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  • Hell knows why he's actually going out with her. He is emo and is widely liked in lower years. It's just his own year that actually doesn't like him. His best friends are; [[C
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  • Used in the summer (and let's face it, it was too damp at any other time), it hosted such disciplines as
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  • == Notable Trainee's ==
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  • [[John Holland]]'s antics are now recorded for your listening pleasure in the [[assembly podca
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  • ...She was captain of the [[Year 9]] [[Hockey]] team and is very musical. She's quite shy, but very sound.
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  • ...ks it's alright to sit on someone's desk (mainly [[Bradley Kett-Harrison]]'s and [[Ellen Smithies]]' and refuse to move. *"What's this?"
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  • ...dy that subject. Feel free to express yourself as much as you want - there's a 4000 word "limit" on it.
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  • It's also layed out A LOT better<br> With this, it's easier to also use colours (<nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:C]]<nowiki>}}</no
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  • Hey, Alan here with a new flashy template designed in DreamWeaver. Here's a full documentation on how to use CatImage, CatItem and CatStart. {{CatItem|Stub.png|WowCat3|Here's another one|... with a description}}
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  • Usman's special phrase is "It's all kicking off now". Usman gets angry in a jovial way if anyone other than
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  • ..., he came away with a [[GCSE]]! (No wonder older generations think [[GCSE]]s are too easy!) [[Mrs Sellens]] has a habit of getting Uzair's name wrong or pronouncing it wrong.
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  • *Swearing. If a quote has a swear-word in, it's not really suitable. *'''Adding insulting comments to someone's page will result in a [[Bans|ban]]'''! The policy for such comments is that
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  • ...the duty of helping [[Michael Smith]] Organise the Coach Lane Campus Party's and such. "I'll return to BRGS one day!, AND TERRORISE THE KIDDY's!!!!"
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  • ''I know she's really clever and that Kev, but she hasn't got an ounce of common sense.'' "I know she's clever and that, Kev, but she hasn't got an ounce of common sense." - Her S
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  • ''I know she's really clever and that Kev, but she hasn't got an ounce of common sense.'' ...along. Her hand actions and patronising tone probably gave birth to Vicky's life-long hatred of anything slightly patronising and her will to be indepe
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  • == Geographer's Description ==
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  • [[Image:Well_rounded.jpg|thumb|300px|An artist's impression of well-rounded individuals. ''Source: The 2004 Leavers' DVD.'']
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  • Everyone remembers the time when Wez sat on [[Ross Campbell Carmen]]'s head during a fight in the cubby hole in [[Year 7]]. Ross cried, and the fi
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  • Best of all, it's super easy to do! Just jump in and start helping!</td></tr></table></div> ...ost well know wiki of all, [http://www.wikipedia.org Wikipedia]. Wikipedia's ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_edit How to edit Wikipedia
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  • * Text editing is easy to do, just add whatever you like, as long as it's clean.
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  • ...it takes for a Bonio dog biscuit to pass two wooden poles. This is school's 'scientific' method of measuring the velocity. There is then the fun task o ...t falling into it. Still, this trip is better than a day at school, and it's very funny when someone steps down into the water and finds that the water
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  • Will's Strangest trait is the fact that he growls like a dog when he trys to steal - [[Elliot Rhodes]]'s tie
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  • Will's class think his parents are evil because they don't let him watch 'The Simp ...s it hard to keep to this policy. He is very funny most days, even when he's in a bad mood. He tries to make a joke out of everything. His friends quite
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  • ...any girl in his form or in our year (if she knows him) she'll say that he's the nicest guy anyone could ever want to meet. He is just so amazing it's untrue!! He is really sporty and his favourite sports are basketball and ru
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  • On a serious note, He's in [[09G]] to the dismay of [[Matthew Roles]]. William Taylor's [[Musical Instruments|instrument]] is the electric guitar.
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  • Wintereenmas is a special time for BRGS Students, it being the Gamer's Holiday.
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  • ...that many teachers are telling them they are all going to fail their GCSE's as due to work experience and snow, they missed nearly three weeks of term.
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  • ...s the first year of [[Key Stage Four]], and thus the [[GCSE]] syllabus. It's widely regarded as an excuse to mess about for a year, because most of the
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  • ...e as well as the students there is 3-4 members of staff and 2-3 [[Year 12]]s (and possibly [[John Holland]]). There is a central marquee where meals and However, As school finishes on a Thursday this year, This Year's [[Year 9]] are leaving on a sunday and coming back on the wednesday.
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  • ...option choices (official name used by [[teachers]])! In January [[Year 9]]s have to drop some subjects and take the others further, for [[GCSE]] in mos ===Plus's===
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  • For example, the 2008 intake, form S, would be designated '''08S'''. Therefore we don't need to change the form
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  • "he's squidward, your squidward, I'm squidward!!, who else is Squidward around he "that's hot"<BR>
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