Matthew Turner

Well matty is a football mad impressionist. He can range voices from scott Henshaw to Vicky Pollard. He has a sister called hannah turner in year 9 who he accuses of being a chav but he does actually lover her very very much as she is the best little sister like ever :)

Favourite Things

• Doing Impressions of people. (He worryingly does a very good one of Scott Henshaw)
• Watching his beloved Rochdale.
• Playing Footie
• Singing S Club 7
• Sky Sports News
• His legendary bobby Charlton outfit
• Sports games on the PS2

Dislikes

• His sister
• Chavs
• Most food
• People laughing at his Bobby Charlton outfit (something no human being can resist)
• Jordan Wild
• Being called a squirrel who needs his nuts.

Jose Mourinho

Since hearing all the comedy songs about him, matty started the jose mourinho craze among his group of mates. This is basically where you go round trying to fit joseisms, such as "no", "very good" and "now you can kill yourself" (all in a mourinho accent) People find it annoying but its so hard to snap out of.