Mr Newby

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  • Mr Newby was a Physics teacher that arrived at the school in September 2009, leaving in July 2011. He probably left because he is too ashamed to show his face after his knowledge of Pokémon was thwarted.
  • He laughs at the way that world war 1 started, he especially finds funny how one person jumped into a river and it was only 2 inches deep.
  • His name is a slang term that refers to someone who is inexperienced or sometimes friendless, lonely, unwelcome, unknown or bullied. This is ironic as he is none of the above.
  • He likes to play 'Pokémon'. He first ever played 'Pokémon' in 1998 using the Nintendo Game Boy Colour.
  • He is an ex-BRGS student who left the 6th form in 2005.

THE NOTE!!!

Mr Newby once intercepted a VERY dodgy note in an 08B Science lesson, as it was being passed between Lauren Johnson and Patrick Barlow. He peered at the note (which contained the full script for one of David Tennant's Secret Smile scenes) for some time, made a horrified face before regathering his composure and announcing: "What an INTERESTING thing to write!!!". As a result of this he will never be able to look Lauren in the eye again.

Nicknames

  • The Newbinator
  • The Newbster

Quotes

  • "AND WHAT?"

The Lewis Robinson Incident(s)

During a recent 09G Science lesson, Mr. Newby did a (very good) impersonation of Lewis Robinson's voice during the Year 7 Paris trip. Lewis has not as yet recovered from the incident.

Later in the year, Mr. Newby caught Lewis writing a book about people in his form, after reading with a horrified face said, "That's grim" repeatedly and even threatened to inform Mr Grehan, but such an event never occurred and Lewis got off with no punishment.

Pokémon Knowledge Defeat

Recently in a lesson with 7B, Mr. Newby's Pokémon throne was taken off him When Cameron Gibbons beat him at a Pokémon naming competition after they named all 150 original Pokemon (the next day Cameron got a merit saying "Pokémon knowledge").