Oliver Hebson
A tall boy who's hair is rumored to be a fox (but its run away), wears glasses that are slightly bent , he is known for acting like a derranged lunitic and for geting annoyed with quite a lot of things. Also he has the most dull lookout on life known to man.
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Quotes
His First Famous Quote: You're Having a laugh, made famous in english when he dropped pencil case on floor when everyone was silent, making mrs fowler gibbs giving him evils.
"ILL DESTROY YOU!"
anything foreign or written down in a very deep lancashire accent
"woah, woah, woah, whats the crack here?"
"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnn" in the middle of a teacher talking
"ffuuunnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!!!" at anything mildly funny but not very funny
"Kill Blair, Brown and Bush"
"Spoon" when something goes wrong
"Oh you're having a laugh" which got him sent out several times
"Original" accompanied by sarcastic clapping
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
flight sim x
Oliver frequently comes into the classroom in the morning and claims that he has played on his flight sim game till something around 3 in the morning because the autopilot's broken or there's bad weather on.
Belgium
He fell through the crack in the beds in Belgium "woah what's the crack here, I'm in a crack!!"
Also while in Belgium he had to read the poem entitled "Percy Horsfield of Booth" whilst in Tyne Cot cemetery, he did this, but in his classic Lancashire accent and mucked it all up. Also whilst in Belgium at night, whilst on his PSP, he turned looked at Will and went like this, "Right stop looking at me, we're not a married couple". Also during that moment he had some old man Pyjamas on, whilst no-one else had any on. He also showed more of his old man side when he chucked some sweets and glowsticks out of the hotels window. Finally on the way home, Ben and Greg were annoying him, when Ashley distracted Greg to say stop, it was too late, in a split second he swivelled in his chair and punched Greg right in the head, classic.
Planes
He has a weird fascination of planes, every time one goes over head he looks at it, names it and if possible works out what type of engines it's using.
GOVERNMENT
Oliver also has a strange obsession with the government
Weird Mind
No one knows what goes on in his head, most of the time he complains about everything, apart from that he's a mystery. It is said that during primary school he had an obsession with Hitler and the third reich, also during the Egypt trip he managed to bore everyone taking about how close Germany was to winning WW2, also during that trip he talked about the munitions in the Yom Kippur war, which was between, well I'm not sure. The next thing is his weird habits, i.e., walks in to form room, walks out goes to the toilet comes back and then stands up walks around and then works of saying something weird to himself. Then there's his uniform, it's always tucked in and perfect, were playing football it's boiling hot and he's tucked in, has his top button done and is wearing his blazer.
Hatreds
The weird mind article was good, but i went to primary school with him a bit, and you schould've seen him there, but anyway, hate's.
France,
America,
Americanisation of the free world,
Girls,
Stupid Languages i.e. OMG,
Vegeterians,
Carl Icahn,
Mc Donnel Doudlas,
DC 9,
DC 10,
Nicolas Sarkozi,
Bush,
Blair,
Brown,
Scotland,
Wales,
Ireland,
Douglas,
Willie Walsch,
Liverpool,
Scousers,
Human Rights,
Greenpeace,
The green agenda,
Nissan Micra's,
Young people,
Music,
Greg Hull
and to top it all off he even hates High School Musical.
Year 9 Magazine
Each form compete to create the best magazine. So in S we thought we had a good chance, with our editors Jared and Eleanor, but they made the worst mistake ever, they let Hebson write what ever he wanted too, so he did.
