Andrew Ramshead
Contents
The General Gist Of It
Born in Burnley (2nd March 1993), suspected to have fallen on the floor head first (hense the nuttiness), Lives in Chav central a.k.a Bacup. Went to the greatest primary school in the lands, Northern Primary School, where he frequently broke body parts. Managed to fail the BRGS entrance exam by 1% on English, but remarkably ended up in it. Met new friends, insulted people and managed to stop breaking body parts.
The Love of Food!
He believes it is right to say that he is the greatest fan of a certain type of food in the school. This food type being Curry. Normally every friday it would be possible to see him in the Cantine waiting for his curry. But after a few times of eating it he found it very sickly and of poor quality. So now he just enjoys the curry that his family make.
- HE LOVES CURRY, end of.
Music
His taste of music is quite unique in ways. There is a lot of music that he likes and other people don't like with the occasional 'Goth moments'. This is now starting to scare people because he is starting to like good music and not the usual music that people listen to.
Bands he loves
- The Fratellis (His Favourite!)
- Linkin Park
- Blink 182
- The Shirehorses
- Lostprophets
- The Killers
- Muse
- Franz Ferdinand
- Snow Patrol
- Razorlight
Bands He Hates
- Girls Aloud
- The Arctic Monkeys
- MC (any MC I don't care, they're all naff)
- Any Dance music
- Any chav music
Geetar! *INSERT SOLO HERE*
He is sure by now that plenty of people know that he plays Guitar and he's proud of it. But don't just come up to him and ask him to play a song, he's not THAT good yet. He just mostly plays Fratelli's songs.
The Art of Alternative Sign Language
It was originally founded by Andrew, Ben Brown and Tony Jackson (not in BRGS).
It is not fully developed yet and was thought of when he was 8! The basics are:
1. Point to your chest - Meaning "I"
2. Point to your head - Meaning "think"
3. Point to the person you want to sign language to - Meaning "You are"
The second part is quite complicated... but not really
- Do a superman stance - Meaning "Super"
- Do a thumbs-up - Meaning "Cool"
- Do a thumbs-down - Meaning "Not cool"
- Put your hands straight and make a crown pointing upwards on your head - Meaning "King"
- Do the same again but make it point backwards - Meaning "Queen"
There are other signs that you can use, but are too rude to put on here. If you wish to find out either find him or Ben Brown
*BONK*
Andrew has recently received a new kind of treatment from Mike. This includes being hit on the head with a plastic water bottle. It started off as empty, but now Mike doesn't give a damn and hits Lamby anyway.
His friends
Alias
- Lamby
- The Darts guy
- Intangible Andrew
- The Ghostly Unperceivable Andrew
Quotes
- "Boop!" - With supremely high voice
- "Beep Beep!" - With a supremely high voice, again
- "Orgasmic..."
- "MUSH!"
- "Oo-Arr, I'm a farmer."
- "Bah, screw you!"
- "Now it's time for a game of darts!" - From Year 7 with Mr Vass making me do a 3 day starvation of TV which made me resort to playing silly games and doing anything but good.
- "Pfft."
- "I looked, I read, I fell over."
- [Whilst watching video about Rocks in Chemistry, whilst watching a rock being blown up]
Lamby - "Oh that's nice!" (Kind of relates to the rock Gneisse)
Mike - "No it's not, that's Shale."
- "Don't bonk me from behind..."
- "Laaawwwwl!"
