- Punching Ambrose Young and giving him black eyes
- Doing anything even remotely to do with the Twilight saga
- Making banana bread if her friends sleep over, and it tastes awesome.
- Giving friends piggybacks in the Music Department (much to Mr Mercer's dismay.)
Fern is also well known for wearing mad neon belts on non-uniform days. These do not actually help to keep her jeans up. Once they got her stuck in a bench on a field trip to Burnley, encouraging an old woman to spank her in an attempt to 'help' her up.