Rachel Emmott

Rachel is renound for her famous two handed rock lobster dance and is often seen dancing quietly in various lessons. She is also rather partial to the 70s disco band Boney M and really strange music such as German Dancehall/Reggae. Rachel is also known to be addcited to eye make up and does infact own a whole shop's worth of mascaras and eyeliners. And, luckily for her and unlike Emily Adshead, has had no public drunken 'happenings'. Also, is a secret computer geek who knows how to use and create explosives and kill people without being caught.

Rachel Likes

• Strange bunnies (pictures to be resumed once GCSEs are finished) and other various scary creatures, ie. fruit bats.
• Singing the O-Zone song whilst eating Ben 'n' Jerry's 'half baked' ice cream.
• Colourful hair pieces and red hair dye.
• Eye make up.
• Weird scary music.
• Bad grammar and generalised poor usage of the English language.

Rachel Dislikes

• Mr Gray and is often caught giving him the 2 fingered salute as he explains for half an hour what a flow chart is, or whenever he comes vaguely near her.
• A lot of other people...
• Conventional school shoes.
• ACDC, Guns 'n' Roses and Indie music.
• Small people i.e. Year 7s who end up getting thrown, shoved, moved or generally shouted at about how kids today have no manners when they get in her way.
• Oliver Sikoras head (physics)

Quotes

• "Will you please move your f**king big head you f**king pompous tw*t!"
• " Bye Bye Mog."
• "Emily your a...(insert special physics names)"
• "SHEEP!"
• "The skinny slag's coming..."