Connor Rothwell

Connor Rothwell is in 07B, currently Year 11, and is more widely known around the school as Jesus, or sometimes Jebus. In fact, more people know him as Jesus throughout the school, including some Year 7 students who have never seen him before. He likes to do homework before school, and is somehow good at tests without revision, much to some people's annoyance. He is internet-knowledgeable and will often reply to people with meme's or catchphrases. He is obsessed with telling people he is actually a Ninja.

Memorable Moments

Mad Bat

During the Year 8 Germany Trip, in a dodgy looking back street shop, Connor, Thomas Helm, Jack Capstick, and Alex Wilson discovered a drink called Mad Bat, which is like Red Bull, but with a lot more caffeine and sugar. It may have seemed like a good idea, but this it was not. After drinking the can in one go, it seemed to make Connor a very hyperactive person, as he ran around the hallway, into peoples rooms and jumping on their beds. Much chaos was caused, and after around an hour, he proceeded to lie on the floor outside his room. He then insisted on sneaking downstairs to listen to the chef, and threw a lederhosen clad bear at his room mates for a large proportion of the night.

Jesus

While he was on the Longsleddale trip, a quarter of the way through the long walk, Mr Newby was eventually persuaded by Connor and others to call him Jesus. This was followed by much frolicking across the hilltops for Connor, which culminated in him getting his foot stuck in a pool of peat.

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Love/Hate Relationship

Connor is the sort of guy you can get along with really well or the sort of guy who drives you insane. Usually it is a mixture of the two.

Reasons To Love

• He is knowledgeable about "Teh Internets". (You can share in jokes)
• He is a Ninja. (Ditto)
• He is smart. (Copypasta!)

Reasons To Hate

• He is knowledgeable about "Teh Internets". (Some people don't get the jokes)
• He is a Ninja. (Ninjas are more awesome than normal people)
• He is smart. (Why does he always beat you in tests?!)

Yes, they are both the same! For Matthew Lewis it is impossible to decide whether to love, or to hate him.

Friends

Feel free to add yourself. :)

• Matthew Lewis
• Lewis Wood
• Sam Kitson Platt
• Adam Clegg
• The Voices (Of the in-head variety)
• Milton Ashworth
• Matthew Hoyle