Mr Ainsworth, although new to the BRGS staff, has already begun to leave his mark. Though he has only been at BRGS since September, his students have already begun to amass a rather interesting collection of his past escapades. Including the following facts:
- He owns a farm and has already ran over three animals (a chicken apparantely survived after being run over twice)
- Makes erm... walls on his farm and has dropped stones on his hands, the reason for his lack of fingernails and countless plasters
- Should offically be dead
- He has a fake leg [It got 'eaten up' by flesh-eating parasites]
- He enjoys blowing things up...Muchly...we mean a lot.
- He once blew up a House.
- He holds degrees in both physics and engineering.
- He has a rather pronounced moustache on his forehead.
- He wears elastic "trousers" that strongly resemble tracksuit bottoms.
- He has extremly bad dandruff"
- He has dandruff and he's bald :S
- His fingers always have plasters
- 'I'm not drunk...I have a wooden leg.'
- 'Your booklet appears to be very creased. I suggest you iron it.'