Matt Riley

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Grandson of the legendary Mr Michael Manning, former mayor of Rossendale and owner of the world famous Mannings bakery, Matthew Riley a.k.a Riley was born and raised in Waterfoot. He is famed for his passionate love for Coca Cola and Alan Partridge (the violent cocktail often resulting in mass devastation).

Education

Matthew is a former student of QEGS Blackburn (Queen Elizabeth's Grammar School)(an extra dose of information was removed by a selection of QEGS pupils, who took great offence when described as fags) Luckily he escaped, along with fellow family member James Bromley and decided to take a peek at what BRGS life has to offer. The two were inseparable along with another young man Daniel Thompson. Whenever there is a party the three are invited as one solitary unit as they have formed such a strong solid virtual bond. Edward Cittanova had also tagged long with the three for a short while but has since moved on and found love in the form of Dominic Taylor. So now it's left down to the three musketeers and it is fair to say that Riley is the lynch pin in this exclusive band of fine students.

Sport

Riley has a passion for football. He is an avid supporter of Burnley FC and strongly believes that this season is "the season". Another way Riley likes to exploit his football obsession is via our multimedia interactive system that is the PS2. His favourite game being Fifa 2007 which he enjoys with a pint of coke (or two). Riley also enjoys to play football, in real life. He enjoys having general kick about up the "assy" and is often found crying out in the common room to see if any one fancies a game after school to which he is usually turned down. However there is one night when he doesn't get turned down and that is when he takes his team, "Jurassic Park" (famed from Alan Partridge) to the soccer dome in Blackburn. his team consists of Phil Chapman, Simon Coates, Daniel Thompson, James Bromley, Lewis Gray and new signing Daniel Surgeon. Although this team has not yet won a considerable amount of games, it shows great promise that this is a team for the future. The sheer athleticism and talent these boys have got is certainley something for us to keep an eye on. A recent result for the ever-improving Park, was a 9-6 demolition of their fellow BRGS pupils, team Kroll. A magical performance from Matthew and a solid goalkeeping display from Chapmanaman saw the young titans through.

Luck with the Ladies

Riley has surprised the majority by his recent exploits with the ladies. Beginning with a certain Amy Bemmant, however this whistle stop relationship soon came to an end to the disappointment of young Matthew. However Riley has shown (in the words of Iain Dowie) "tremendous bouncebackability" by attending an 18th and trying his luck there. His distinguished looks and charming manner attracted the attention of Lauren Homer, with the pair exchanging text messages. Robert Marcroft, a close friend was not in any way phased by this, despite having one passionate night of history with Lauren Homer. The pair enjoyed themselves on the night but decided that thats all it was, "an enjoyable night but nothing more". Also to add the mire, he is currently trying his luck with the younger ladies with some positive signs being radiated from the youth. Matthew has now acquired himself with a pleasant girlfriend, and he is enjoying the aspects of married life

Quotes

-"Jurassic Park!"

-"Kiss my face!"

-"Cashback!"

-"Back of the net"

-"That was classic intercourse"

-"That's how I role!"

-"I'm in a glass cage of emotion"

-"God gave me style"

-(When playing knockout) "I've just trumped your mother f*cking face off"

-(When playing Slam!) "You know when you've been slammed"

-Riley: (in high voice)"My names Lewis Gray and I do sh*t impressions"

-Lewis: (also in high voice) "My names Matt Riley and I'm ADDICTED to coke"

-"Anyone up for coming up assy tomorrow?"

-(When watching The Bollocks and Hello, Mayfair playing at the Mason's Arms in Ramsbottom) "I know what you mean, it's full of emos. I just went to the toilet and it was like wading through shit"

-"i gagging for a cup of tea" (one of Riley's admirers)

-"Well u could come back to mine for my special brew?""