Matthew Aggett

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Facts n' Stuff

Form: 10N (but everyone else in my form on this site, has their form as 06N- )

Hates: Rap, Chavs, Pop, Adam, Everything I dont like...

Loves: Chicken, Beef, Bacon, Turkey, Ham (anyone know any different meat), Alternative music, TUNA!! and someone secret who he's not telling us. Age: 15

Form Tutor: Mr Chambers, AKA Monsieur Bedroom, but now it's Miss Haslam

Is scared by: My friends, Rebecca Dawson, Rebecca Allcock Jessica Smithies and Eve White. Heights too... oh and the ewwy gooey

Finds B and G really annoying

Likes Jokes and jokely insulting people (most people find it annoying)

Hugs Joe Holdsworth-Miller and Saim Ahmed a lot (FOR NO REASON!!!!)

He will give someone (usually Becca A) a hug and say "Awwww" then he will do some sort of ninja move and attack them.

It would appear that Matthew and Joseph cannot be in the same place at the same time. There is only one photo in existance with them both on, there is several theories to why this is, but the most recent one is that to have them both in the same place at the same time may cause the end of the universe.

Mates

Sebz: Best mate ever, shares all my interests and have been to many concerts with him, no-one knows him either

Becca A: Constantly hugs everyone, has took up the habit of licking my arm... (scary) but shes harmless enough

Becca D: SCARY!!! has now harmed/cut/assaulted me 12078293 times, and yes I have been counting. She's short too

Eve: Generally wierd, tall, and pretty stupid at times lol

Simon Furminger: Funny guy.

Ben Clarke: Sometimes annoying, like me lol, but hes pretty funny sit near him most lessons

Jessica Smithies: Scary coz i want to kill your man hood

Quotes

• "Sowwy!!" Normally after hes annoyed Becca D

• Agrees with someone, then 5 seconds late "Wait, what??? AAHH..."

• "Nevah!" (usually said with an evil grin and shifty eyes.)

• "AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Becca's killed me AGAIN!"

• Matty: "Becca, get off"

Becca: "Only when you hug me"

Matty: "Nevah!!!!"

• "Oooh Tom do it harder."

• Becca: "What do we do now?"

Matty: "Mastabate..." *pause* "Who said that?? The dirty boy..."

• Matty: "Hehe, I like penis"

Jess: "OMG you just said you liked penis."

Matty: "did not"

Jess: "did too"

Matty: "did not"

(Continue for several years)

Jess: "did too"

(Matty looks at her for several seconds, then burps in response)

• "Eve stop throwin my stuff at my willy!"

• "I need to pee!" (Repeated a hell of a lot throughout the day)

• "Ow my willy..."

• "Jess, my penis will hate you forever."

• Jess: "Matty, stop playing your penis!"

Matty: "NO !"

• (In Music) all: "Matthew stop playing the guitar!"

Matty: "do you mind, I'm rockin out?!"

• "I'm going through the menopause so I'm going to kill the king"

Funny Story (Did happen)

Matty: "Is it Tech now?"

Simon: "We dont have tech today"

Matty: "You sure?"

Simon: "Ye"

Ben: "Is it tech now?"

Simon: "WE DON'T HAVE TECH!"

George: "Ye we do"

Simon: "No we don't!!!!!!"

Matty: Gets homework diary "Simon ye we do..."

Simon: "Oh.. Dam it... Is it coz im short?"

Matty: "Haha, no, its coz your stupid!"

Mr Hoyle

Matthew was told by Mr Hoyle that his life was a mess and he needs to sort it out.

Which if you read the warning at the top of this page makes it so much more real!

Stupid things I've done

• Fell on a golf club and broke my wrist.
• Woke up a 3 in the morning, thought it was 7 and had a shower.
• Unscrewed the skin on a friends drum kit, and managed to make it all collapse.

Stupid things I've done when I was 3/4

• Called an 18 year old a prick
• Slapped a 23 year old I'd never met
• Told my cousin to stop botherin me, I'm colourin' a multi-coloured fish in a red pond
• Called 999 and said "I don't know" when asked the question "police, ambulance or fire?"

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