Jessica Smithies

Facts about Jessica Smithies

• Jessica Grace Smithies came to BRGS after leaving Oulder Hill in 2008. She was put into the form 9N, and was for most of the year regarded as the new girl (and still is by some). Before Oulder Hill, she went to Bury Grammar. Contrary to popular belief, she did not get kicked out of either school, the choice to leave was entirely her own. She often tells tales of fruit fights and other adventures of both these schools to her captive audience (AKA, friends who don't have much choice).

• Now in the form 10N (06N).

• Born on the 14th of September, she is one of the oldest in her form, yet she is also one of the shortest!

• Has a mad obsession with Twilight, and at the moment seems to be Team Jacob.

• She is completely mad, often breaking out into strange dances to the chavvy songs she has on her phone.

• She lives in Rochdale, so she is subjected to nearly as many chav/inbred jokes as Rebecca Dawson (who lives in Bacup).

Mates

• Rebecca Allcock

• Matthew Aggett

• Rebecca Dawson

• Joe Holdsworth-Miller

• Eve White

• Harry Lofthouse

• Callan Lofthouse

Quotes

• (walks up to someone and whispers in their ear) "Penis" *giggle*

• "YUR MUM!"

Nicknames

• Jess

• Smithies

• 'Oi'