Irha Yaqoob

Her

Irha is a widely respected member of 04G due to her huge academic talent and all round coolness. That's what you see at first. Ask any of her many friends and they can recount for you at least 1 of her 'incidents' in which something (mainly of a sexual nature) has had to have been explained to her. We will talk about those later. She has many friends and there are many videos of her being a fool. As a matter of fact, she is a foolish fool, very foolish indeed. Now for her quotes!

Quotes

After toiling long and hard, I found these quotes:

• "Is Timbuktu really real?" - "Sure is, so is Atlantis, just of the coast of Japan" - "Wow" (she did actually believe this until she noticed us all laughing at her)

• "Oh oh oh, I want to turn the noo-noos on! ME!!!!"(Room 37 if you didnt know has the things mr gray refers to as noo-noos)

There are countless others but I shall say nothing of them as I don't remember them. Now, read on for directions on how to perform a little play!

Irha and Sex

For Irha, sex is the one subject she has little or no grasp of. That was, until she met us and we told her lifes mysteries, some of them anyway. Irha gets very uncomfortable in PSHE when learning of sex and in biology, when learning of reproduction. Here is a scene from last week: (if you wish to act it out you need 2 5 actors, a desk, 5 chairs and worksheet with a diagram of the male reproductive organ on it)

Gathered around the table are Dale, Joe Wood,Adam hathaway, Abby, Irha and Nats, all sat doing the work. Suddenly, Irha points at the picture and says: "What the hell is that?!?" Everybody else burst out in laughter. Abby then says: "Irha, its a penis." Irha replies: "Oh" Within minutes, the whole class knows of her incident.

Ths was but one of her many 'incidents', most don't intend to publish a book of them all, it would be longer than Lord of the Rings, but Danny might, so ask him.