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[[Image:Chessclub.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Matthew Hoyle is second to the right next to [[George Platt]]]]
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[[Image:Chessclub.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Matthew Hoyle in [[Year 8]] and is second to the right next to [[George Platt]]]]
  
'''Matthew Hoyle''' is in [[07N]]. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the [[stealing bag game]]. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames including a chant.
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'''Matthew Hoyle''' is in [[07N]]. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the [[stealing bag game]]. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames as well as having his name chanted in the [[PE]] changing rooms.
  
 
= Stats =
 
= Stats =
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Name: Matthew William Hoyle
 
Name: Matthew William Hoyle
  
Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle, Camponhoyle
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Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle, Camponhoyle, Camps, Campon, Campy Boy, Hatthew Moyle, MH
  
Friends: [[Milton Ashworth]], [[Luke Quigley]] and [[Lewis Wood]]
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Friends: [[Milton Ashworth]], [[Luke Quigley]], [[Matthew Lewis]], [[Lewis Wood]] and [[Asanish Kalyanasundaram]]
  
Favourite Teacher: [[Mr Bretherton]]
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Favourite Lessons: [[Science]], [[History]], [[Geography]] and [[English]]
  
Favourite Lesson: [[Science]]
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Most Hated Lesson: [[Physical Education]]
 
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Most Hated Lesson: [[Physical Education]] and [[French]]
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= Achievements =
 
= Achievements =
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<li>Considers [[chess club|chess]] a sport.
  
1.Considers [[chess club|chess]] a sport.
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<li>Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.
  
2.Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.
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<li>Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.
  
3.Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.
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<li>Only eats desserts from the canteen.
  
4.Only eats desserts from the canteen.
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<li>Has read the entire dictionary!
  
5.Has read the entire dictionary!
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<li>Attempted a back kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...
  
6.Completed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in 5 1/2 hours over two school days!
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<li>Brown belt at karate?!
  
7.Attempted a round house kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...
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<li>Often became confused when putting his hand up in [[Maths]], leading to some very funny moments.
  
8.Yellow belt at karate?!
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<li>He seems to know everything about [[Science]].
  
9.Comes last in every French test.
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<li>Has made enemies out of some [[teachers]] because of his atrocious handwriting yet somehow gets really good exam results.
  
10.Often becomes confused when putting his hand up in maths, leading to some very funny moments.
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<li>Known throughout his year group for his amazing speed, especially during [[PE]] warm ups and has a facebook group: Matty Hoyle puts Usain Bolt to shame.
  
11.He seems to know everything about science.
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<li>A member of many clubs such as [[Legal Eagles]] and [[Chess Club]]. Also used to go to Warhammer Club.  
  
=Other useless information=
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<li>He once tried to join the debating society, until he found out it was for sixth formers only. Hoyley was '''GUTTED'''. Later however, the club opened up to younger members and Matthew was invited to attend, which he did.
  
Used to use passwords that are easy to hack
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<li>Used to use passwords that are easy to hack and unfortunately he also used to use the same password for everything...
  
Used to use the same password for everything
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<li>Once [[Paul Burdekin]] threw a pen at the wall and it exploded covering Matthew Hoyle's face and shirt in ink, he looked like he had joined the Brittania coconuters.
  
=Phrases=
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<li>Has an extremely heavy bag, shocking not only pupils but also teachers. People express concern for his back, but Matthew is convinced he'll be fine. Lets prove him wrong....
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</ol>
  
"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
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=The Valentine's Rose=
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On Valentines Day 2010, Matthew Hoyle, along with [[Luke Quigley]], mutually agreed to send a rose to a girl if the other did. Matthew Hoyle's was sent to [[Heidi Eaton]]. He later regretted doing this, as he was often teased by [[Mohammed Kouta]] over it. [[Luke Quigley]] sent his to [[Jess Hilton]], and actually suffered more over the issue than Matthew did.
  
"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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=Phrases=
 
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*"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
"WTF !!!!!!!!"  
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*"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
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*"WTF !!!!!!!!"  
YES in sylabells
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*"YES in syllables."
 
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*"Wellllll..."  in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
"Wellllll..."  in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
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*"Idiot..."
 
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*"Owtch." (usually after an insult)
 
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*"That's what she says." (Often when it makes no sense)
 
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*"That just doesn't work." (When someone uses the above insult in the wrong place)
=Camponhoyle=
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*"Evil."
 
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Matthew is best known for his creation of the wikipedia account camponhoyle. This account was later hacked by [[Matthew Lewis]] because at the time he was still using easy passwords.The account was later banned and it sparked a huge vandalism campaign spearheaded by [[Luke Quigley]] and [[Matthew Lewis]]. To this date there are around 50 sockpuppets bearing the Camponhoyle trade mark. However Matthew wanted a fresh start and thus became a regular contributor to the BRGS Wiki.
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=Other clubs=
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Matthew is also an ex member of several other nerdy clubs like the Warhammer club and the [[Chess Club]]. He even tried to join the debate society until it turned out to be only for sixth formers.
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=Legal Eagles=
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Matthew has recently joined the [[Legal Eagles]] much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister.
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=Handwriting=
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Matthew has made an enemy of some of his teachers because of his atrocious handwriting but most still like him because he is a nice person and he gets good marks for most tests. Despite his many N.C level 7s in English Mrs Sellens still thinks of him as a bad student.
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Latest revision as of 14:35, 26 November 2011

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Matthew Hoyle in Year 8 and is second to the right next to George Platt

Matthew Hoyle is in 07N. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the stealing bag game. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames as well as having his name chanted in the PE changing rooms.

Stats

Name: Matthew William Hoyle

Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle, Camponhoyle, Camps, Campon, Campy Boy, Hatthew Moyle, MH

Friends: Milton Ashworth, Luke Quigley, Matthew Lewis, Lewis Wood and Asanish Kalyanasundaram

Favourite Lessons: Science, History, Geography and English

Most Hated Lesson: Physical Education

Achievements

  1. Considers chess a sport.
  2. Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.
  3. Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.
  4. Only eats desserts from the canteen.
  5. Has read the entire dictionary!
  6. Attempted a back kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...
  7. Brown belt at karate?!
  8. Often became confused when putting his hand up in Maths, leading to some very funny moments.
  9. He seems to know everything about Science.
  10. Has made enemies out of some teachers because of his atrocious handwriting yet somehow gets really good exam results.
  11. Known throughout his year group for his amazing speed, especially during PE warm ups and has a facebook group: Matty Hoyle puts Usain Bolt to shame.
  12. A member of many clubs such as Legal Eagles and Chess Club. Also used to go to Warhammer Club.
  13. He once tried to join the debating society, until he found out it was for sixth formers only. Hoyley was GUTTED. Later however, the club opened up to younger members and Matthew was invited to attend, which he did.
  14. Used to use passwords that are easy to hack and unfortunately he also used to use the same password for everything...
  15. Once Paul Burdekin threw a pen at the wall and it exploded covering Matthew Hoyle's face and shirt in ink, he looked like he had joined the Brittania coconuters.
  16. Has an extremely heavy bag, shocking not only pupils but also teachers. People express concern for his back, but Matthew is convinced he'll be fine. Lets prove him wrong....

The Valentine's Rose

On Valentines Day 2010, Matthew Hoyle, along with Luke Quigley, mutually agreed to send a rose to a girl if the other did. Matthew Hoyle's was sent to Heidi Eaton. He later regretted doing this, as he was often teased by Mohammed Kouta over it. Luke Quigley sent his to Jess Hilton, and actually suffered more over the issue than Matthew did.

Phrases

  • "MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "WTF !!!!!!!!"
  • "YES in syllables."
  • "Wellllll..." in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
  • "Idiot..."
  • "Owtch." (usually after an insult)
  • "That's what she says." (Often when it makes no sense)
  • "That just doesn't work." (When someone uses the above insult in the wrong place)
  • "Evil."