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=The Valentine's Rose=
 
=The Valentine's Rose=
Matthew Hoyle, along with [[Luke Quigley]] mutually agreed to send a rose to a girl if the other did. Matthew Hoyle's was sent to Heidi Eaton. It is likely that he has regret doing this, as he is often teased by [[Mohammed Kouta]] over it. Luke Quigley sent his to Jess Hilton.
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Matthew Hoyle, along with [[Luke Quigley]] mutually agreed to send a rose to a girl if the other did. Matthew Hoyle's was sent to Heidi Eaton. It is likely that he has regret doing this, as he is often teased by [[Mohammed Kouta]] over it. [[Luke Quigley]] sent his to [[Jess Hilton]].
 
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=Phrases=
 
=Phrases=
 
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*"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
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*"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
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*"WTF !!!!!!!!"  
"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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*"YES in syllables"
 
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*"Wellllll..."  in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
"WTF !!!!!!!!"  
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*"Idiot..."
 
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*"Owtch" (usually after an insult)
YES in syllables
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*"That's what she says" (Often when it makes no sense)
 
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*"That just doesn't work" (When someone uses the above insult in the wrong place)
"Wellllll..."  in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
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*"Evil"
 
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"Idiot..."
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"Owtch" (usually after an insult)
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"That's what she says" (Often when it makes no sense)
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"That just doesn't work" (When someone uses the above insult in the wrong place)
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"Evil"
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Revision as of 17:04, 20 October 2010

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Matthew Hoyle is second to the right next to George Platt

Matthew Hoyle is in 07N. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the stealing bag game. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames as well as having his name chanted in the PE changing rooms.

Stats

Name: Matthew William Hoyle

Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle, Camponhoyle, Camps, Campy Boy, Hatthew Moyle

Friends: Milton Ashworth, Luke Quigley, Matthew Lewis and Lewis Wood

Favourite Teacher: Mr Bretherton

Favourite Lessons: Science, History, Geography and English

Most Hated Lesson: Physical Education and French

Achievements

1.Considers chess a sport.

2.Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.

3.Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.

4.Only eats desserts from the canteen.

5.Has read the entire dictionary!

6.Completed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in 5 1/2 hours over two school days!

7.Attempted a back kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...

8.Purple belt at karate?!

9.Comes last in every French test.

10.Often becomes confused when putting his hand up in maths, leading to some very funny moments.

11.He seems to know everything about science.

12.Has made enemies out of some teachers because of his atrocious handwriting yet somehow gets really good exam results.

13.Known throughout his year group for his amazing speed, especially during PE warm ups and has a facebook group: Matty Hoyle puts Usain Bolt to shame.

14.A member of many clubs such as Legal Eagles and chess club. Also used to go to Warhammer club.

15.He once tried to join the debating society, until he found out it was for six formers only. Hoyley was GUTTED.

16.Used to use passwords that are easy to hack and unfortunately he also used to use the same password for everything...

17.Once Paul Burdekin threw a pen at the wall and it exploded covering Matthew Hoyles face and shirt in ink, he looked like he had joined the Brittania coconuters.

The Valentine's Rose

Matthew Hoyle, along with Luke Quigley mutually agreed to send a rose to a girl if the other did. Matthew Hoyle's was sent to Heidi Eaton. It is likely that he has regret doing this, as he is often teased by Mohammed Kouta over it. Luke Quigley sent his to Jess Hilton.

Phrases

  • "MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "WTF !!!!!!!!"
  • "YES in syllables"
  • "Wellllll..." in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
  • "Idiot..."
  • "Owtch" (usually after an insult)
  • "That's what she says" (Often when it makes no sense)
  • "That just doesn't work" (When someone uses the above insult in the wrong place)
  • "Evil"