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Ashley Phillips was a well known, sometimes popular student in [[BRGS]], now currently in college. He was often considered to be a pest to [[teachers]] and Dinner Minions alike, however he is polite and genial with all who are the same with him. He is often found chasing and beating up [[Zak Richardson]], however, they are also seen talking as friends rarely. He can usually be found hanging around the area of the big yellow skip or in the [[Library]], where he acts as an Assistant Librarian.
  
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He is currently [[Special:UserScore|ranked number 6 for most edits]] on this wiki.
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Was suspended from school in [[Year 11]], for threatening someone with a dart.
  
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=History=
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=[[History]]=
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Trashley grew up in the bombed shell of a council estate known as Hal Carr. It would explain a lot.
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Ashley grew up on the medium size council estate called Hall Carr, near the snob estate of Balladen, hence his origins in Balladen Community Primary School. He has grown up from a humble background and struggled his way from disadvantage and made a life for himself in [[BRGS]]. He had managed to make friends in almost every year group.
  
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=Musical Taste=
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=[[Music]]al Taste=
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Is hilarious.
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It is disputed whether Ashley is an emo, a punk, a metalhead or for some reason a goth. He is known to be a huge fan of the band 'Dragonforce', previously using a quote from "Through the Fire and Flames" as his MSN Handle, and singing along to the song at random intervals. He is also a fan of punk band the 'Sex Pistols', writing a song in remembrance of Sid Vicious, of emo band 'My Chemical Romance' and goth band 'The Cure'.
  
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==Bands Ashley Likes==
  
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=Clothing=
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===Emo===
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*HIM
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*My Chemical Romance
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*Beloved
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*Behind Crimson Eyes
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*PANIC! At The Disco
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*Aiden
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*Bullet For My Valentine
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*Fiona Apple
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*Taking Back Sunday
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*Atreyu
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*The Used
  
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Cowboy Leather Jacket. Lookin sharp stud.
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===Punk===
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*Rise Against
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*Moneen
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*Billy Talent
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*Anti-Flag
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*Flogging Molly
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*Sex Pistols
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*The Clash
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*+44
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*The Misfits
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*NOFX
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*The Distillers
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*The Buzzcocks
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*Black Flag
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*All American Rejects
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*Bowling For Soup
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*Less Than Jake
  
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=Hair=
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===Metal===
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*Slipknot
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*Metallica
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*Motorhead
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*DragonForce
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*Cradle Of Filth
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*Lordi
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*Children Of Bodom
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*Trivium
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*In Flames
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*Slayer
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*Mastodon
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*Pantera
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*Megadeth
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*Satyricon
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*Red Harvest
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*Cannibal Corpse
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*Opeth
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*Within Temptation
  
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Ashleys hair turned out in year 10 to have been, confirming Tom's suspicions, that it was in actual fact a small, mangy animal who had eventually got fed up of Ashley just being a dick.
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===Oldies===
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He's now dyed it orange. The boundaries of cool just get pushed further and further.
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*Judas Priest
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*Alice Cooper
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*Iron Maiden
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*Meat Loaf
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*Guns 'n' Roses
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===Goth===
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*The Cure
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*Bauhaus
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*Siouxsie and the Banshees
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*Killing joke
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*The Cruxshadows
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*Black Ice
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*Antiworld
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*Alien Sex Fiend
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===Needing Classification===
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*Evanescence
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*Lacuna Coil
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*Rammstein ([[German]] band)
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=Clothing=
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Out of school, Ashley is seen in a variety of jeans and shirts, however in school he has become known for wearing his big leather jacket and Limp Bizkit hoody, despite the fact he does not like Limp Bizkit. The reasoning behind this is unclear, but he has changed it for a DragonForce hoody. The leather jacket has not made a similar exchange.
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=Hair=
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Ashley Phillips came to [[BRGS]] in [[Year 7]] with very long hair, which he did not cut until [[Year 10]], when he had it shaved. He then started growing it again and dyed his hair black. He has now dyed his hair blue. Why is unclear. He is thinking of dyeing it red next.
  
 
=Ninja=
 
=Ninja=
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Ashley is often believed to be ninja as he has a cruel efficiency in the way he fights combined with a sadistic pleasure in causing pain or anguish. Ashley also has a dangerous interst in fire and explosives, and has skill in a variety of ninja weapons. Yet despite this edge of sadism, he has a deep spirituality, where he meditates at least half an hour a day to achieve the 7 Point Path of Purity.
  
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He isn't a ninja. he needs to accept this.
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==Ninja Skills Practised==
  
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*Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment; this Ashley is especially skilled in)
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*Seishin-teki Kyoko (spirtual refinement)
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*Taijutsu (unarmed combat)
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*Ninja Ken (sword fighting)
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*Bojutsu (stick and staff fighting)
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*Shurikenjutsu (throwing blades)
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*Sōjutsu (spear fighting)
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*Kayakujutsu (fire and explosives)
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*Hensojutsu (disguise and impersonation)
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*Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
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*Chōhō (espionage)(spying)
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*Tenmon (meteorology)
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*Chi-mon (geography)
  
 
=Friends=
 
=Friends=
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Skypo's.
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<u>[[Year 8]]:</u>
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*[[Joe Holdsworth-Miller]]
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<u>[[Year 9]]:</u>
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*[[Nicola Atherton]]
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*[[Shane Booth]]
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<u>[[Year 10]]:</u>
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*[[Dale Whitaker]]
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*[[Kieron Moore]]
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*[[Jason Ngan]]
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*[[Adam Hathaway]]
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<u>[[Year 11]]:</u>
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*[[Tom Rhodes]]
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*[[Matthew Hathaway]]
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*[[Luke Byrne]]
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*[[Stuart Locke]]
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*[[Richard Smith]]
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*[[Sean Airey]]
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*[[George Barnes]]
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<u>[[Year 12]]:</u>
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*[[Chris Holdsworth-Swan]]
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*[[Daniel Marshall]]
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<u>[[Year 13]]:</u>
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*[[Helen Beck]]
  
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=Quotes=
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*"Oooooh Underwear!"
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*"This is old news now." (When asked if going out with [[Hannah Potts]])
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*"Smeg off f*cktard. Oh sorry you never have been have you?"
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*Ashley - "Well what contact have YOU had with females? Coming out of your mother's womb doesn't count, by the way."
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Stunned Chav - "What's a womb?"
  
 
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Latest revision as of 14:57, 29 October 2010

Image of Ashley

Ashley Phillips was a well known, sometimes popular student in BRGS, now currently in college. He was often considered to be a pest to teachers and Dinner Minions alike, however he is polite and genial with all who are the same with him. He is often found chasing and beating up Zak Richardson, however, they are also seen talking as friends rarely. He can usually be found hanging around the area of the big yellow skip or in the Library, where he acts as an Assistant Librarian.

Was suspended from school in Year 11, for threatening someone with a dart.

History

Ashley grew up on the medium size council estate called Hall Carr, near the snob estate of Balladen, hence his origins in Balladen Community Primary School. He has grown up from a humble background and struggled his way from disadvantage and made a life for himself in BRGS. He had managed to make friends in almost every year group.

Musical Taste

It is disputed whether Ashley is an emo, a punk, a metalhead or for some reason a goth. He is known to be a huge fan of the band 'Dragonforce', previously using a quote from "Through the Fire and Flames" as his MSN Handle, and singing along to the song at random intervals. He is also a fan of punk band the 'Sex Pistols', writing a song in remembrance of Sid Vicious, of emo band 'My Chemical Romance' and goth band 'The Cure'.

Bands Ashley Likes

Emo

  • HIM
  • My Chemical Romance
  • Beloved
  • Behind Crimson Eyes
  • PANIC! At The Disco
  • Aiden
  • Bullet For My Valentine
  • Fiona Apple
  • Taking Back Sunday
  • Atreyu
  • The Used

Punk

  • Rise Against
  • Moneen
  • Billy Talent
  • Anti-Flag
  • Flogging Molly
  • Sex Pistols
  • The Clash
  • +44
  • The Misfits
  • NOFX
  • The Distillers
  • The Buzzcocks
  • Black Flag
  • All American Rejects
  • Bowling For Soup
  • Less Than Jake

Metal

  • Slipknot
  • Metallica
  • Motorhead
  • DragonForce
  • Cradle Of Filth
  • Lordi
  • Children Of Bodom
  • Trivium
  • In Flames
  • Slayer
  • Mastodon
  • Pantera
  • Megadeth
  • Satyricon
  • Red Harvest
  • Cannibal Corpse
  • Opeth
  • Within Temptation

Oldies

  • Judas Priest
  • Alice Cooper
  • Iron Maiden
  • Meat Loaf
  • Guns 'n' Roses

Goth

  • The Cure
  • Bauhaus
  • Siouxsie and the Banshees
  • Killing joke
  • The Cruxshadows
  • Black Ice
  • Antiworld
  • Alien Sex Fiend

Needing Classification

  • Evanescence
  • Lacuna Coil
  • Rammstein (German band)

Clothing

Out of school, Ashley is seen in a variety of jeans and shirts, however in school he has become known for wearing his big leather jacket and Limp Bizkit hoody, despite the fact he does not like Limp Bizkit. The reasoning behind this is unclear, but he has changed it for a DragonForce hoody. The leather jacket has not made a similar exchange.

Hair

Ashley Phillips came to BRGS in Year 7 with very long hair, which he did not cut until Year 10, when he had it shaved. He then started growing it again and dyed his hair black. He has now dyed his hair blue. Why is unclear. He is thinking of dyeing it red next.

Ninja

Ashley is often believed to be ninja as he has a cruel efficiency in the way he fights combined with a sadistic pleasure in causing pain or anguish. Ashley also has a dangerous interst in fire and explosives, and has skill in a variety of ninja weapons. Yet despite this edge of sadism, he has a deep spirituality, where he meditates at least half an hour a day to achieve the 7 Point Path of Purity.

Ninja Skills Practised

  • Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment; this Ashley is especially skilled in)
  • Seishin-teki Kyoko (spirtual refinement)
  • Taijutsu (unarmed combat)
  • Ninja Ken (sword fighting)
  • Bojutsu (stick and staff fighting)
  • Shurikenjutsu (throwing blades)
  • Sōjutsu (spear fighting)
  • Kayakujutsu (fire and explosives)
  • Hensojutsu (disguise and impersonation)
  • Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
  • Chōhō (espionage)(spying)
  • Tenmon (meteorology)
  • Chi-mon (geography)

Friends

Year 8:

Year 9:

Year 10:

Year 11:

Year 12:

Year 13:

Quotes

  • "Oooooh Underwear!"
  • "This is old news now." (When asked if going out with Hannah Potts)
  • "Smeg off f*cktard. Oh sorry you never have been have you?"
  • Ashley - "Well what contact have YOU had with females? Coming out of your mother's womb doesn't count, by the way."

Stunned Chav - "What's a womb?"

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