Daniel Smith

Daniel Smith is the king of the worse-than-Rob-Pilling-standard jokes. Seems to enjoying graffiting Jonny Parton's book with male genitalia.

Known to have once translated 'Nellie the Elephant' into german to annoy Mr Wyton

With the aid of Steven Albertson in Biology lessons annoys Adam Pilkington with the constant reminding of wrong answers he has given in the past. While Adam Pilkington is answering questions is costomary for Daniel Smith and Steven Albertson to repeat constantly the word "Anaphase" or "cerebrum" into his ear.

Quotes:

• "Two's a cloud." (In reference to the two electrons in a Pi bond, aka Pi cloud.)
• "Yer mum." (A general comeback applicable to many situations in place of a geniunely clever retort.)
• "Anaphase" (to Adam Pilkington)
• "(Laughs)... No" (followed by the pulling of a deadly serious face to create the idea the he is deeply unimpressed with that at which he has been laughing, this facial expression is not long held as it is becoming increaseingly difficult for him to keep a striaght face in such situations).