Difference between revisions of "Matthew Hoyle"
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Favourite Teacher: [[Mr Bretherton]] | Favourite Teacher: [[Mr Bretherton]] | ||
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Most Hated Lesson: [[Physical Education]] and [[French]] | Most Hated Lesson: [[Physical Education]] and [[French]] | ||
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11.He seems to know everything about science. | 11.He seems to know everything about science. | ||
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14.Known throughout his year group for his amazing speed, especially during [[PE]] warm ups and has a facebook group: Matty Hoyle puts Usain Bolt to shame. | 14.Known throughout his year group for his amazing speed, especially during [[PE]] warm ups and has a facebook group: Matty Hoyle puts Usain Bolt to shame. | ||
| − | 15.A member of many clubs such as [[Legal Eagles]] and [[chess club]]. Also used to go to | + | 15.A member of many clubs such as [[Legal Eagles]] and [[chess club]]. Also used to go to Warhammer club. |
16.He once tried to join the debating society, until he found out it was for six formers only. Hoyley was '''GUTTED'''. | 16.He once tried to join the debating society, until he found out it was for six formers only. Hoyley was '''GUTTED'''. | ||
Revision as of 18:37, 13 October 2010
Matthew Hoyle is in 07N. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the stealing bag game. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames as well as having his name chanted in the PE changing rooms.
Stats
Name: Matthew William Hoyle
Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle, Camponhoyle, Camps, Campy Boy, Hatthew Moyle
Friends: Milton Ashworth, Luke Quigley, Matthew Lewis and Lewis Wood
Favourite Teacher: Mr Bretherton
Favourite Lessons: Science, History,Geography and English
Most Hated Lesson: Physical Education and French
Achievements
1.Considers chess a sport.
2.Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.
3.Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.
4.Only eats desserts from the canteen.
5.Has read the entire dictionary!
6.Completed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in 5 1/2 hours over two school days!
7.Attempted a back kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...
8.Purple belt at karate?!
9.Comes last in every French test.
10.Often becomes confused when putting his hand up in maths, leading to some very funny moments.
11.He seems to know everything about science.
13.Has made enemies out of some teachers because of his atrocious handwriting yet somehow gets really good exam results.
14.Known throughout his year group for his amazing speed, especially during PE warm ups and has a facebook group: Matty Hoyle puts Usain Bolt to shame.
15.A member of many clubs such as Legal Eagles and chess club. Also used to go to Warhammer club.
16.He once tried to join the debating society, until he found out it was for six formers only. Hoyley was GUTTED.
17.Used to use passwords that are easy to hack and unfortunately he also used to use the same password for everything...
The Valentine's Rose
Matthew Hoyle, along with Luke Quigley mutually agreed to send a rose to a girl if the other did. Matthew Hoyle's was sent to Heidi Eaton. It is likely that he has regret doing this, as he is often teased by Mohammed Kouta over it.
Phrases
"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WTF !!!!!!!!"
YES in syllables
"Wellllll..." in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
"Idiot..."
"Owtch" (usually after an insult)
"That's what she says" (Often when it makes no sense)
"That just doesn't work" (When someone uses the above insult in the wrong place)
"Evil"
