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Matthew Hoyle is in 07N. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the stealing bag game. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames including a chant.

Stats

Name: Matthew William Hoyle

Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle, Camponhoyle, Camps, Hatthew Moyle

Friends: Milton Ashworth, Luke Quigley, Matthew Lewis and Lewis Wood

Favourite Teacher: Mr Bretherton

Favourite Lesson: Science

Most Hated Lesson: Physical Education and French

Achievements

1.Considers chess a sport.

2.Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.

3.Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.

4.Only eats desserts from the canteen.

5.Has read the entire dictionary!

6.Completed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in 5 1/2 hours over two school days!

7.Attempted a round house kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...

8.Green belt at karate?!

9.Comes last in every French test.

10.Often becomes confused when putting his hand up in maths, leading to some very funny moments.

11.He seems to know everything about science.

12. Aparently copies the music that his friends are into. This has driven him back to the music of the 80s (The years he wishes he could have lived).

Other useless information

• Used to use passwords that are easy to hack

• Used to use the same password for everything

Phrases

"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"

"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WTF !!!!!!!!"

YES in sylabells

"Wellllll..." in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.

"Idiot..."

"Owtch" (usally after an insult)

"Thats what she says" (Often when it makes no sense)

"That just doesn't work" (When someone uses the above insult in the wrong place)

"Evil"

The Valentine's Rose

Matthew Hoyle, along with Luke Quigley mutually agreed to send a rose to a girl if the other did. Matthew Hoyle's was sent to Heidi Eaton. It is likely that he has regret doing this, as he is often teased by Mohammed Kouta over it.

Camponhoyle

Matthew is best known for his creation of the wikipedia account camponhoyle. This account was later hacked by Matthew Lewis because at the time he was still using easy passwords.The account was later banned and it sparked a huge vandalism campaign spearheaded by Luke Quigley and Matthew Lewis. To this date there are around 50 sockpuppets bearing the Camponhoyle trade mark. However Matthew wanted a fresh start and thus became a regular contributor to the BRGS Wiki.

Clubs

Matthew has recently joined the Legal Eagles much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister. Matthew was also an member of several other nerdy clubs like the Warhammer club and the Chess Club. He even tried to join the debate society until it turned out to be only for sixth formers.

Handwriting

Matthew has made an enemy of some of his teachers because of his atrocious handwriting but most still like him because he is a nice person and he gets good marks for most tests.

Athletism

Matthew Hoyle is the best upcoming athlete of this generation and is well known for his amazing speeds in year nine and is famous for his facebook group "Matty Hoyle puts Uzain Bolt to shame".

Alan Doherty

Matthew and his name sake Matthew Lewis have developed a disliking to this new admin. Matthew Hoyle because he's become an Admin ridiculously quick and Matthew Lewis... well its best not to ask. Matthew has started to say "Evil" every time he sees Alan. In response Alan has started saying it back despite not having a clu why Matthew says it. There is probably someone sad enough in year seven to tell him but he hasnt found that person yet.