Luke Bramwell

Biography

Although not perfect, Bramwell, or Brammers as he is sometimes known, is either an extremely able student, or has somehow compiled an exhaustive set of mark schemes. One of his proudest achievements has been winning Jordan Braysford at the Speech Night rehearsal. He also achieved 101/102 on his Technology coursework, by far the highest mark in the set, and possibly of all time. The reason he was not awarded full marks, was that Mr Elmer doesn't like 100%.

After GCSE success, Bramwell went for a repeat performance at AS level. He currently studies, Maths, Further Maths, Physics, Art, English Literature and Critical Thinking. Fool.

Although in the academic forum, Bramwell is one of the sharpest students in his year, he is also one of the least bright when it comes to general knowledge and/or things concerning everyday minor problems. A 'keen' pianist, Bramwell is credited with the destruction of the Steinway Grand in the Main Hall through excessive playing of Ben Folds Five covers.

Bramwell cannot usually be found in either common room, and it is speculated that between his numerous lessons he takes a quick nap in the Potato Lift.

Is also quite well known for starting ridiculous arguments, mostly based on made up information. Infamously, the Room 1 epic debate on the merit of immigrants into the country which ended in thinly veiled racism. Also has been known to refuse to camp because the ground was too bumpy. Many other instances of silliness/conflictmongering occurred but were erased from memory shortly afterwards to prevent severe damage to friendships. Damage occurred anyway.

Love Life

Little more is known about Bramwell's love life than Andrew Davies', but there have been many rumours as to whether math-sexual is his actual orientation. He has in the past been scurrilously implicated with women of Scandinavian origin, but denies any wrongdoing. The case has not yet come to court.

Quotes

• "Sam you're a genius" (this was uttered only once ever, for pointing out what the second cable from a sewing-machine was for - being the foot pedal)
• "Can you imagine x ?" (where x is something entirely plausible and unremarkable)