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==Biography==  
 
==Biography==  
 
   
 
   
There isn't really much to say about Luke Bramwell, except that he is, quite frankly, an excellent student, if not one of the best BRGS has to offer this year. Although not perfect, Bramwell, or Brammers as he is sometimes known, is an extremely able student, and was one of the few students to get 11 (or more) A*s in his GCSEs. As well as this, he was rewarded with one of the top 5 marks in the country for [[French]], [[Geography]] and [[Science]], along with as getting numerous awards for [[Art]] and [[Maths]] at [[Speech Night]].
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Although not perfect, Bramwell, or Brammers as he is sometimes known, is either an extremely able student, or has somehow compiled an exhaustive set of mark schemes. One of his proudest achievements has been winning [[Jordan Braysford]] at the [[Speech Night]] rehearsal. He also achieved 101/102 on his [[Technology]] coursework, by far the highest mark in the set, and possibly of all time. The reason he was not awarded full marks, was that [[Mr Elmer]] doesn't like 100%.  
 
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He also achieved 101/102 on his [[Technology]] coursework, by far the highest mark in the set, and possibly of all time. The reason he was not awarded full marks, was that [[Mr Elmer]] didn't like 100%s.  
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After his success at GCSE, Bramwell went for a repeat performance at AS level. He currently studies, [[Maths]], [[Further Maths]], [[Physics]] and possibly much much more.  
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After GCSE success, Bramwell went for a repeat performance at AS level. He currently studies, [[Maths]], [[Further Maths]], [[Physics]], [[Art]], [[English Literature]] and [[Critical Thinking]]. Fool.
  
Although, as is well-known, Bramwell is the smartest sentient being for many a year, he is also one of the least bright when it comes to general knowledge and/or things concerning everyday minor problems.
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Although in the academic forum, Bramwell is one of the sharpest students in his year, he is also one of the least bright when it comes to general knowledge and/or things concerning everyday minor problems. A 'keen' pianist, Bramwell is credited with the destruction of the Steinway Grand in the [[Main Hall]] through excessive playing of Ben Folds Five covers.
  
Bramwell can usually be found in the [[Upper Common Room]] socialising with [[Simon Kroll|Kroll]] and other popular people, but may also be found in the [[Lower Common Room]], if it takes his fancy.
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Bramwell cannot usually be found in either common room, and it is speculated that between his numerous lessons he takes a quick nap in the [[Potato Lift]].
  
 
==Love Life==
 
==Love Life==
  
Little is known about Bramwell's love life, but there have been many rumours as to whether math-sexual is an actual orientation.
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Little more is known about Bramwell's love life than [[Andrew Davies]]', but there have been many rumours as to whether math-sexual is his actual orientation. He has in the past been scurrilously implicated with women of Scandinavian origin, but denies any wrongdoing. The case has not yet come to court.
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
  
*"''[[Samuel Walton|Sam]] you're a genius''" (this was uttered only once ever, for pointing out what the second cable from a sewing-machine was for0 [it's the foot pedal if you wanted to know]
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*"''Sam you're a genius''" (this was uttered only once ever, for pointing out what the second cable from a sewing-machine was for - being the foot pedal)
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*"Can you imagine x ?" (where x is something entirely plausible and unremarkable)
  
 
[[Category:Sixth Formers|Bramwell, Luke]]
 
[[Category:Sixth Formers|Bramwell, Luke]]

Revision as of 18:15, 6 October 2006

Biography

Although not perfect, Bramwell, or Brammers as he is sometimes known, is either an extremely able student, or has somehow compiled an exhaustive set of mark schemes. One of his proudest achievements has been winning Jordan Braysford at the Speech Night rehearsal. He also achieved 101/102 on his Technology coursework, by far the highest mark in the set, and possibly of all time. The reason he was not awarded full marks, was that Mr Elmer doesn't like 100%.

After GCSE success, Bramwell went for a repeat performance at AS level. He currently studies, Maths, Further Maths, Physics, Art, English Literature and Critical Thinking. Fool.

Although in the academic forum, Bramwell is one of the sharpest students in his year, he is also one of the least bright when it comes to general knowledge and/or things concerning everyday minor problems. A 'keen' pianist, Bramwell is credited with the destruction of the Steinway Grand in the Main Hall through excessive playing of Ben Folds Five covers.

Bramwell cannot usually be found in either common room, and it is speculated that between his numerous lessons he takes a quick nap in the Potato Lift.

Love Life

Little more is known about Bramwell's love life than Andrew Davies', but there have been many rumours as to whether math-sexual is his actual orientation. He has in the past been scurrilously implicated with women of Scandinavian origin, but denies any wrongdoing. The case has not yet come to court.

Quotes

  • "Sam you're a genius" (this was uttered only once ever, for pointing out what the second cable from a sewing-machine was for - being the foot pedal)
  • "Can you imagine x ?" (where x is something entirely plausible and unremarkable)