Caption Competition
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Wiki Caption Competition
How to Play
Look at the photo, and try to produce a fitting title for it, then write it in the space below with your name, so if we ever decide to give a prize, we can find you. Happy captioning!
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"Ticket to party: £5. Suit: £50. Bottle of wine: £7. Watching a teacher get drunk: priceless" - 82.19.26.150 23:04, 24 October 2006 (GMT Standard Time)
"No, no, this isn't mine.. I'm not at a funny angle.. I'm not drunk!!" - Chris
"The weird thing is, this is actually a Maths lesson..." - Elliot
"Me, the Third Duke of Winchester, working in a 6th Form, with my reputation???" Anon.
"What? I want a little wine with my din dins!" - Heskey
"If this is the standard of BRGS comedy I'll have to start on the hard stuff" Stevens
"No, I'll be needing the whole bottle, Mrs Chapman. This next trick's one that Simon Kroll taught me."
"Hi everybody. I'm 'Simon', and I'm a mathematician." - Glabrata
"I swear, it's blackcurrant..."
Archive Editions
#3 Gareth having a nap..
"Surrounded by spectres on a school trip. What a horrible dream!" - Glabrata
"Come on Gareth, Mrs Helm's Lessons Arn't That Boring" - Anomaly
"Numa Numa iei! Numa numa, numa iei!" - Heskey
"Gareth feels the effect of the "quick release" zoom lens" Stevens
"Now he is just asking to be poked!"- Anon.
"If you look close enough, theres Gerbils hiding up his nose" - Richard Smith
"Gareth tried to use the power of thought to morph himself into Mr Ventress"
"Unfortunately it wasn't all a dream" - Durham
"Pwnt" - Said student
"Portly student sleeps on coach" - Anon.
"Count the chins" - Callum Barrow
"Ashworth toys with his opponent by getting him into checkmate whilst asleep!!!! A tactical prodigy, Gareth has been described as Chess' answer to Wayne Rooney." - Alex
"Bear tranquilizor misses target."- Tom Davies
#2 Andrew and Eliot
"I had a dream like this once!!"
"I once had a near death experience. Never again..." - John Holland
"Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones let themselves go before the filming of Men In Black III."- Nick
"Illegal monkey egg smugglers beware." - Gareth
"Low budget chromakeying experiment goes horribly wrong." - 192.168.0.88 00:08, 5 July 2006 (GMT Standard Time)
"Who removed Gary Lineker?" - AKIF, glad to have the picture changed
"Wake up Mr Freeman. Wake up, and smell the ashes.." - Chris (A HL2 reference there for you)
[to random year 7] "I'm pleased to introduce you to your buddys" Stevens#
'And then God said from the light let there emerge fools and there was and he saw that it was good' SRN
The largest incentive in human history for people not to walk into the light
"Someone took the new england shoot a little too seriously"
"Andrew, my ears are burning, I think that means they're writing captions about us!"- Dominic
"You don't want to mess with these two, there Mr Morriss's bodyguards, they may not look it but there well hard- so don't diss :-]" Jenifa xxx
#1 Janet and Akif
- "He looks like that every time (insert fit girl's name here) walks in the room...ah, teenagers in love :P" - Alex
- "I swear to God, Akif, that'd better be your hand on the back of my head."- Nick
- "Wow, have you heard what this girl can do? It's like a real life fart-button!" - (anon.)
- "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up then I shout. Tip me over and pour me out." - 192.168.0.88
- "Look ma, no hands!" - Elliot
- "Good Lord, check this out guys. I swear that's not natural!" - Milord
- "YES YES!!!! IN THE HEAD!!!" - Me
- "HEY HAVE A LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" - anon
