Matthew Hoyle
Matthew Hoyle is in 07N. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the stealing bag game. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames including a chant.
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Name: Matthew William Hoyle
Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle,Camponhoyle
Friends: Milton Ashworth, Luke Quigley and Lewis Wood (sometimes!)
Favourite Teacher: Mr Bretherton
Favourite Lesson: Science
Most Hated Lesson: Physical Education and French
Achievements
1.Considers chess a sport.
2.Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.
3.Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.
4.Only eats desserts from the canteen.
5.Has read the entire dictionary!
6.Completed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in 5 1/2 hours over two school days!
7.Attempted a round house kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...
8.Red belt at karate?!
9.Comes last in every French test.
Other useless information
Used to use passwords that are easy to hack
Used to use the same password for everything
Phrases
"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WTF !!!!!!!!"
YES in sylabells
"Wellllll..." in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
Camponhoyle
Matthew is best known for his creation of the wikipedia account camponhoyle. This account was later hacked by Matthew Lewis because at the time he was still using easy passwords.The account was latter banned and it sparked a huge vandalism campaign spearheded by Luke Quigley and Matthew Lewis. To this date there are around 50 sockpuppets bearing the Camponhoyle trade mark. However Matthew wanted a fresh start and thus became a regular contributer to the B.R.G.S wiki.
Other clubs
Matthew is also an ex member of several other nerdy clubs like the Warhammer club and the Chess club. He even tried to join the debate society until it turned out to be only for sixth formers.
Legal Eagles
Matthew has recntly joined the Legal Eagles much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister.
