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Matthew Hoyle is in 07N. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the stealing bag game. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames including a chant.

Stats

Name: Matthew William Hoyle

Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle,Camponhoyle

Friends: Milton Ashworth, Luke Quigley and Lewis Wood (sometimes!)

Favourite Teacher: Mr Bretherton

Favourite Lesson: Science

Most Hated Lesson: Physical Education and French

Achievements

1.Considers chess a sport.

2.Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.

3.Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.

4.Only eats desserts from the canteen.

5.Has read the entire dictionary!

6.Completed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in 5 1/2 hours over two school days!

7.Attempted a round house kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...

8.Red belt at karate?!

9.Comes last in every French test.

Information

Used to use passwords that are easy to hack

Used to use the same password for everything

Phrases

"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"

"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WTF !!!!!!!!" YES in sylabells

"Wellllll..." in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.

Camponhoyle

Matthew is best known for his creation of the wikipedia account camponhoyle. This account was later hacked by Matthew Lewis because at the time he was still using easy passwords.The account was latter banned and it sparked a huge vandalism campaign spearheded by Luke Quigley and Matthew Lewis. To this date there are around 50 sockpuppets bearing the Camponhoyle trade mark. However Matthew wanted a fresh start and thus became a regular contributer to the B.R.G.S wiki.