Difference between revisions of "Matthew Hoyle"
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Matthew has recently joined the [[Legal Eagles]] much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister. | Matthew has recently joined the [[Legal Eagles]] much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister. | ||
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Matthew has made an enemy of some of his teachers because of his atrocious handwriting but most still like him because he is a nice person and he gets good marks for most tests. | Matthew has made an enemy of some of his teachers because of his atrocious handwriting but most still like him because he is a nice person and he gets good marks for most tests. | ||
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Revision as of 12:06, 5 June 2010
Matthew Hoyle is in 07N. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the stealing bag game. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames including a chant.
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Name: Matthew William Hoyle
Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle, Camponhoyle, Camps, Hatthew Moyle
Friends: Milton Ashworth, Luke Quigley, Matthew Lewis and Lewis Wood
Favourite Teacher: Mr Bretherton
Favourite Lesson: Science
Most Hated Lesson: Physical Education and French
Achievements
1.Considers chess a sport.
2.Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.
3.Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.
4.Only eats desserts from the canteen.
5.Has read the entire dictionary!
6.Completed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in 5 1/2 hours over two school days!
7.Attempted a round house kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...
8.Green belt at karate?!
9.Comes last in every French test.
10.Often becomes confused when putting his hand up in maths, leading to some very funny moments.
11.He seems to know everything about science.
12. Apparently copies the music that his friends are into. This has driven him back to the music of the 80s (The years he wishes he could have lived).
Other useless information
- Used to use passwords that are easy to hack
- Used to use the same password for everything
Phrases
"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WTF !!!!!!!!"
YES in syllables
"Wellllll..." in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
"Idiot..."
"Owtch" (usually after an insult)
"That's what she says" (Often when it makes no sense)
"That just doesn't work" (When someone uses the above insult in the wrong place)
"Evil"
The Valentine's Rose
Matthew Hoyle, along with Luke Quigley mutually agreed to send a rose to a girl if the other did. Matthew Hoyle's was sent to Heidi Eaton. It is likely that he has regret doing this, as he is often teased by Mohammed Kouta over it.
Clubs
Matthew has recently joined the Legal Eagles much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister. Matthew was also an member of several other nerdy clubs like the Warhammer club and the Chess Club. He even tried to join the debate society until it turned out to be only for sixth formers.
Handwriting
Matthew has made an enemy of some of his teachers because of his atrocious handwriting but most still like him because he is a nice person and he gets good marks for most tests.
Athleticism
Matthew Hoyle is the best upcoming athlete of this generation and is well known for his amazing speeds in year nine and is famous for his facebook group "Matty Hoyle puts Usain Bolt to shame".
