Difference between revisions of "Matthew Hoyle"
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Name: Matthew William Hoyle | Name: Matthew William Hoyle | ||
| − | Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle, Camponhoyle | + | Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle, Camponhoyle, Camps, Hatthew Moyle |
Friends: [[Milton Ashworth]], [[Luke Quigley]] and [[Lewis Wood]] | Friends: [[Milton Ashworth]], [[Luke Quigley]] and [[Lewis Wood]] | ||
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Matthew is best known for his creation of the wikipedia account camponhoyle. This account was later hacked by [[Matthew Lewis]] because at the time he was still using easy passwords.The account was later banned and it sparked a huge vandalism campaign spearheaded by [[Luke Quigley]] and [[Matthew Lewis]]. To this date there are around 50 sockpuppets bearing the Camponhoyle trade mark. However Matthew wanted a fresh start and thus became a regular contributor to the BRGS Wiki. | Matthew is best known for his creation of the wikipedia account camponhoyle. This account was later hacked by [[Matthew Lewis]] because at the time he was still using easy passwords.The account was later banned and it sparked a huge vandalism campaign spearheaded by [[Luke Quigley]] and [[Matthew Lewis]]. To this date there are around 50 sockpuppets bearing the Camponhoyle trade mark. However Matthew wanted a fresh start and thus became a regular contributor to the BRGS Wiki. | ||
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Matthew has recently joined the [[Legal Eagles]] much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister. | Matthew has recently joined the [[Legal Eagles]] much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister. | ||
| − | + | Matthew was also an member of several other nerdy clubs like the Warhammer club and the [[Chess Club]]. He even tried to join the debate society until it turned out to be only for sixth formers. | |
=Handwriting= | =Handwriting= | ||
Matthew has made an enemy of some of his teachers because of his atrocious handwriting but most still like him because he is a nice person and he gets good marks for most tests. Despite his many N.C level 7s in English Mrs Sellens still thinks of him as a bad student. | Matthew has made an enemy of some of his teachers because of his atrocious handwriting but most still like him because he is a nice person and he gets good marks for most tests. Despite his many N.C level 7s in English Mrs Sellens still thinks of him as a bad student. | ||
Revision as of 20:09, 4 March 2010
Matthew Hoyle is in 07N. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the stealing bag game. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames including a chant.
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Name: Matthew William Hoyle
Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle, Camponhoyle, Camps, Hatthew Moyle
Friends: Milton Ashworth, Luke Quigley and Lewis Wood
Favourite Teacher: Mr Bretherton
Favourite Lesson: Science
Most Hated Lesson: Physical Education and French
Achievements
1.Considers chess a sport.
2.Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.
3.Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.
4.Only eats desserts from the canteen.
5.Has read the entire dictionary!
6.Completed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in 5 1/2 hours over two school days!
7.Attempted a round house kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...
8.Yellow belt at karate?!
9.Comes last in every French test.
10.Often becomes confused when putting his hand up in maths, leading to some very funny moments.
11.He seems to know everything about science.
Other useless information
- Used to use passwords that are easy to hack
- Used to use the same password for everything
Phrases
"MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
"OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WTF !!!!!!!!"
YES in sylabells
"Wellllll..." in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
Camponhoyle
Matthew is best known for his creation of the wikipedia account camponhoyle. This account was later hacked by Matthew Lewis because at the time he was still using easy passwords.The account was later banned and it sparked a huge vandalism campaign spearheaded by Luke Quigley and Matthew Lewis. To this date there are around 50 sockpuppets bearing the Camponhoyle trade mark. However Matthew wanted a fresh start and thus became a regular contributor to the BRGS Wiki.
Clubs
Matthew has recently joined the Legal Eagles much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister. Matthew was also an member of several other nerdy clubs like the Warhammer club and the Chess Club. He even tried to join the debate society until it turned out to be only for sixth formers.
Handwriting
Matthew has made an enemy of some of his teachers because of his atrocious handwriting but most still like him because he is a nice person and he gets good marks for most tests. Despite his many N.C level 7s in English Mrs Sellens still thinks of him as a bad student.
