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| − | Matthew Hathaway, one strange fellow indeed, Brother to [[Adam Hathaway]], and is currently ranked number 4 for [[Special:UserScore|edits on this wiki]], the highest rank for a non moderator. Due to his habit of wearing a cape on non-uniform days, hallowe'en and [[Sprog bashing day|Fridays the 13th]] he is refered to as Capeman by a small group of worshippers whom he frequently tries to get rid of - newsflash! These have now abandoned matthew in favour of the one they call [[Ben Brown|Guacamole Jeff]] | + | Matthew Hathaway, one strange fellow indeed, Brother to [[Adam Hathaway]], and is currently ranked number 4 for [[Special:UserScore|edits on this wiki]], the highest rank for a non moderator(cough cough, hint hint...). Due to his habit of wearing a cape on non-uniform days, hallowe'en and [[Sprog bashing day|Fridays the 13th]] he is refered to as Capeman by a small group of worshippers whom he frequently tries to get rid of - newsflash! These have now abandoned matthew in favour of the one they call [[Ben Brown|Guacamole Jeff]] |
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Revision as of 16:27, 8 July 2007
Matthew Hathaway, one strange fellow indeed, Brother to Adam Hathaway, and is currently ranked number 4 for edits on this wiki, the highest rank for a non moderator(cough cough, hint hint...). Due to his habit of wearing a cape on non-uniform days, hallowe'en and Fridays the 13th he is refered to as Capeman by a small group of worshippers whom he frequently tries to get rid of - newsflash! These have now abandoned matthew in favour of the one they call Guacamole Jeff
Beliefs
- Believed to be, in fact, a Pirate.
- Also Believed to be a Ninja.
- This Leads us to believe he is also "Chris The Ninja Pirate" from the "Weebl and Bob" Series.
The Cape
On Hallowe'ens, Fridays the 13th, and Non-uniform days Matthew wears his Cape.
Ninja
Matthew has attained ninja status with his impressive freehand fighting skills and impressive strength and weight for someone without any great height or bulk, and therefore is seen as a perfect ninja.
Ninja Skills Practised
- Taijutsu (unarmed combat)
- Bojutsu (stick and staff fighting)
- Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
- Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
Quotes
- "Yar, Har, Fiddly Dee, being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want cos a pirate is free! You are a pirate!" [1](Sung in strong "pirate" voice)
- "Screenshot or it didn't happen" (Referring to anything where proof is doubtable, hence needing visual confirmation)
- "Pissfreezing cold" (The weather)
- "I'm a dragon!" (Followed by strange noises) - now a discontinued phrase.
