Mr Haycocks

Mr Haycocks has had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from English teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he is warming up to fill Doc Rob's King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retires at the end of 2007. A king amongst Teachers making English tolerable again.

Secret Lemonade Ginger

Despite many years of cultivating a darkened 'do, it is known to some of the more wily BRGS students that Don Haycogrio has a not-so-dark secret: he's ever so slightly redheaded. This is only slightly obvious by his dyed, jet black hair and outrageously ginger sideburns.

Quotes

• "Adam where is your brain? Still in Robert's crotch?"

• To woman in The Jolly Sailor: Don't be a stranger.

• To Heskey in English Language lesson: James, may I just say that you are looking sexual today.

• While handing a student a funsize Cadbury Fudge: Here you go Lewis, go and pack yourself full of fudge

• Maybe Romeo was thinking with his little head rather than his big head, but don't put that in your coursework

• Said with ruler down his pants to illustrate opening scene of Romeo and Juliet, Me they shall feel while I am able to stand, flipping the bendy ruler which was down his pants open... He then spotted a flexi-ruler and exclaimed, This would have been better!.

• Appearing behind Heskey & Wez: Ah my two favourite students, it's like sex on four legs!

• There are lots of ways to seriously disturb a child (Talking about playing peek-a-boo)

• For the last five minutes we'll do solvent sniffing

• Friday night I dress up in a nappy and a dummy and go down to a fetish club and have a whale of a time(When someone commented on how much he seemed to enjoy making the baby noises)

• Would you go and rub off the penis please Heskey? (Referring to a penis drawn on the door-window between Room 74 and 83.)

Mr Haycocks: "I have 34 frogs in my pond"
Al: "You sat and counted them?"
Mr Haycocks: "Yeah!"

• My favourite musical as a child was The Sound of Music... I really should have been gay.

• Did you know that a certain scientist believed all adopted males would find it kinky to get it on with their biological mothers? ...I'm adopted.

• In an American accent: Afta: I've 'ad ma brother, Ah'll 'av sex wi' the chickens!

• Oh Jade, I could just thrust my tongue down your throat - but that'd be very inappropriate!

• Gazza - Tell us about your kok! (Discussing the phonology of children's words. kok being the phonological spelling of the word the child was attempting to say)]]

• Up against the wall please Heskey. (Taking pictures for the 'Little Shop of Horrors' programme)