Eve White

Factfile

Form: 8n (Now 10N)

Hates: Ronald the magic dinosaur, sweetcorn, graphics, mushy pees, rabbits, French and maths.

Loves: Joe Holdsworth-Miller, fast rides, the word discombobulated, the letter Q, Ducks, horror films/books, soldering, grapes and the lion king

Age: 14

Form Tutor: Miss Haslam

Is scared by: Mrs Fowler-Gibbs, attack of the vampire ducks, Meercats, German clowns that eat children and Rebecca Dawson.

A co-creator of The protein shakes game

Never wrote a story in year 7 that was less than 12 pages. (her longest one was 21 and a quater)

She is left- handed, much to the annoyance of all her right-handed friends. (Apart from Simon Furminger who is also left-handed)

Knows probably the most blonde jokes out of everyone in her form... and yes she is a blonde.

Has really wierd nightmares which seem to involve the form war and her getting shot or one of her friends getting killed / attacked.

The Gang

The 'gang'? Really? What a crap name... anyway. Simon and Becca have started calling us 'The Crew' they need serious mental help.

Rebecca Dawson or 'Jeff'- Small, violent, always has sweets, has a good imagination when it comes to protein shakes, but never has the guts to drink them. Becca has finally drunk a protein shake- yay!! She nearly spilt it in her sock as well. She is a very nice person who lends her friends money :)

Rebecca Allcock or 'Suzi'- Musical, fairly nice but she has a lot of morals and stuff so she genrally sticks to the rules, is very environmental, co- created (sort of) the word slowler.

Micah Young- Small, funny, oompa-loompa ish, does a great impression of Mr Grey. Like becca, he has a good imagination with protein shakes but has genrally more guts than becca for drinking it. Although he throws mean notes in revision lessons...

Simon Furminger- Small, extreamly funny guy, has very sensitive ears; if you poke them then he pulls his blazer up over his head and wails. If you say 'I love you enough' then he genrally runs waway and screams- very funny, hides in corners if people start throwing french dictionaries.

Matthew Aggett- Has a pretty good taste in music, but he flicks me in the head for no apparent reason. He also has an annoying habit of playing any and every song apart the one we are supposed to be practising during musical futures.

Jessica Smithies- The 'new' girl, who's not so new anymore. She's good at tech, rarely does her homework, and seems to have some glitch in her brain that makes her unable to understand why being spanked is a bad thing. Overall a nice person though.

Honorary Members

Honorary members are people who are not in N, so technically aren't part of us.

Ben Jackson- A year 7 who has become an honorary member of our little group. Not much is known about Ben, apart from he is Matthew's friend, and he is willing to propose to dinner ladies if dared to.

Harry Lofthouse- Brother to Callan Lofthouse. Comes and sits with us at lunch. Then comes outside with us and throws a tennis ball at people. Then he throws in down the hill/ over the railing thing.

Quotes

• (On a Tuesday)"Have we got any lessons today?"

• "BUZZ!!"

• "Stop buzzing me!"

• "Right, I'm going to stop following you now; I live in the opposite direction."

• "Is the vending machine meant to say "innit"?

• "That guy really looks like Matthew, wait... it IS Matthew!"

• "Well it sounded better in my head!!"

• "NEIIIIIN" (Screamed at anyone who tried to sell her anything on the 2009 Egypt trip)

• "I have an excuse- I'm BLONDE!"

• Eve: "Barney the Dinosaur... *rawr/grr*

Becca/ Becca/ Joseph/ Jess/ Matthew: "Barney the Dinosaur... ARGGH!"

• "Jess sush I'm busy doing nothing."

• "Get back over here and crtisise me, you little git!"

• (While a person is talking) "Yeah, right, of course, I agree, yes... WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALISE I'M NOT ACTUALLY LISTENING?!"

• "You know how you're my bestest friend ever..." (then asks for something or confesses something that will make the person she's talking to mad)

• "Can I copy your science, I'll give you... Becca's pen!" (Becca steals her pen back) "Er... fine I'll steal your pen- and you can have it back when I have copied your work."

• Mr Parkinson: "And theres a clown... eating something"

Micah: like clowns do, what's it eating? Eve: Children! Oh my God i knew there was a reason I didn't like clowns"

• "Becca... stop being such a VIOLENT child"

• "If I have to watch any more of this I will stick pins in my eyes and throw myself out of the fire escape"

• "Yes I'm stroking my beard, and no I don't actually have a beard."

• "Let's be daring- let's go down the... FIRE ESCAPE!!"

• "I AM NOT sucking my thumb!"

• "Anyone for a game of imaginary tennis?"

• "Hmm this is a hard one"

• "My fish is called Daisy the cow, if I had a cow I would call it Bubbles the fish, but I don't have a cow do I?"

• (Loudly) "But that's HOMOSEXUAL insest!"

• (While racing against Becca D) "HA! I'm going to beat you!" (Becca overtakes Eve) "No, DON'T YOU DARE WIN REBECCA LOUSIE DAWS- ow CRAP!" (Eve turns round just in time to see the fence as she crashes into it)

• Eve: "I have a blue eyebrow- be jealous"

Joseph: "I am"

Eve: "You should be"

(A few minutes later)

Eve: "Joseph...."

Joseph: "Yeah..."

Eve: "How do you get permanent marker out of your eyebrow?"

• "Smite!"

• Eve: "I'm telling you, the man-lady was hiding a can of fosters"

Miss Wilkes: "Hallucinating, again Eve?"

• "Sir... your a technical guy right? Well my watch is ticking backwards"

Barney the Dinosaur-ism

Barney the Dinosaur-ism is a new religion founded by Becca D, Becca A, Jess, Matthew and Eve in RS. Basically Barney the Dinosaur is the king of everything as you must talk to him. Barney-ettes are people who have been apointed by Barney to teach the ways of Barney. Barney-ettes have powers that include smiting people and controlling the weather. The five founders of the religion are all Barney-ettes and have said powers.

Nicknames/ Alter ego's

Christmas Eve

3v3

Bobbin

Lesley

Eviebobs

Evelyn

Strange things she's done

Holds the record of drinking the most "protein" shake in Paris. Never wants to do it again, EVER!

Once ate everybodys fruit peel for a bet. Never wants to do that again either.

Fell over a Safety rail and broke 2 bones in the same arm and the dinner lady said "Someone go get a paper towel".

Lay in a foot deep puddle to practise her swimming

Took half an hour to remember the names of everyone in her form- the last 25 minutes were spent trying to get the 30th person, then she realised she'd missed herself off the list.

Experimented with eye shadow, blusher and water to try and make foundation at Becca'a sleepover, then put it all over becca's face and she ended up looking like Mr Tickle. Then she tried to make it look better by adding bright green and bright blue eye shadow.

PE lessons

She has taken up telling a revised version of the story Shipwrecked every PE lesson, To the general annoyance of most of the people who get changed around her. So far, the unnamed people who have got lost are now on mars and have gone slightly mad drinking the mars water. They made two corpses kings and sent them home in the only escape. The avid listeners of the story are devastated that they will no longer be hearing the story as it is the holidays. However, there are certain people who star in the story, but are ungratful enough not to like it. These ungratful people throw things at Eve which is VERY unfair.

• I was one of the main characters but they killed me off =[ <--Says Becca D

Latest news- Shipwrecked the fourth has been born! Slightly more effort is going into shipwrecked the fourth, and everything possible is being done to make sure nobody is offeneded. Sadly, this isn't working, and many people would probably be offeneded by the content.