Ashley Phillips

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Ashley Phillips is a well known, sometimes popular student in Year 11. He is often considered to be a pest to teachers and Dinner Minions alike, however he is polite and genial with all who are the same with him. He is often found chasing and beating up Zak Richardson, however they are also seen talking as friends occasionally, however this is rare. He can usually be found hanging around the area of the big yellow skip or in the library, where he acts as an assistant librarian.


History

Ashley grew up on the medium size council estate called Hall Carr, near the snob estate of Balladen, hence his origins in Balladen Community Primary School. He has grown up from a humble background and struggled his way from disadvantage and has managed to make a life for himself in BRGS. He has managed to make friends in almost every year group.

Musical Taste

It is disputed whether Ashley is emo, punk, metalhead or for some reason goth. He is known to be a huge fan of the band Dragonforce, using a quote from "Through the Fire and Flames" as his MSN Handle, and singing along to the song at random intervals. But he is also a fan of punk band the Sex Pistols, writing a song in remembrance of Sid Vicious, of emo band My Chemical Romance and goth band The Cure.

Bands Ashley Likes

Emo

  • HIM
  • My Chemical Romance
  • Evanescence
  • Lacuna Coil
  • Beloved
  • Behind Crimson Eyes
  • PANIC! At The Disco
  • Aiden
  • Bullet For My Valentine
  • Fiona Apple
  • Taking Back Sunday
  • Atreyu
  • The Used

Punk

  • Rise Against
  • Moneen
  • Billy Talent
  • Anti-Flag
  • Flogging Molly
  • Sex Pistols
  • The Clash
  • +44
  • The Misfits
  • NOFX
  • The Distillers
  • The Buzzcocks
  • Black Flag
  • All American Rejects
  • Bowling For Soup
  • Less Than Jake


Metal

  • Slipknot
  • Metallica
  • Motorhead
  • DragonForce
  • Cradle Of Filth
  • Lordi
  • Children Of Bodom
  • Trivium
  • In Flames
  • Slayer
  • Mastodon
  • Pantera
  • Megadeth
  • Satyricon
  • Red Harvest
  • Cannibal Corpse
  • Opeth

Oldies

  • Judas Priest
  • Alice Cooper
  • Iron Maiden
  • Meat Loaf
  • Guns 'n' Roses

Goth

  • The Cure
  • Bauhaus
  • Siouxsie and the Banshees
  • Killing joke
  • The Cruxshadows
  • Black Ice
  • Antiworld
  • Alien Sex Fiend

Clothing

Out of school, Ashley is seen in a variety of jeans and shirts, however in school he has become known for wearing his big leather jacket and Limp Bizkit hoody, despite the fact he does not like Limp Bizkit. The reasoning behind this is unclear, but he assures people he is changing it for an Alice Cooper hoody or a DragonForce after christmas. There are no indications of his leather jacket making a similar exchange.

Ninja

Ashley is often believed to be ninja as he has a cruel efficiency in the way he fights combined with a sadistic pleasure in causing pain or anguish. Ashley also has a dangerous interst in fire and explosives, and has skill in a variety of ninja weapons. Yet despite this edge of sadism, he has a deep spirituality, where he meditates at least half an hour a day to achieve the 7 Point Path of Purity.

Ninja Skills Practised

  • Seishin-teki Kyoko (spirtual refinement)
  • Taijutsu (unarmed combat)
  • Ninja Ken (sword fighting)
  • Bojutsu (stick and staff fighting)
  • Kayakujutsu (fire and explosives)
  • Hensojutsu (disguise and impersonation)
  • Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
  • Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
  • Chōhō (espionage)(spying)

Friends

Year 7:

Year 8:

Year 9:

Year 10:

Year 11:

Year 12:

Quotes

  • This is old news now (When asked if going out with Hannah Potts)
  • Smeg off f*cktard. Oh sorry you never have been have you?
  • Ashley - Well what contact have YOU had with females? Coming out of your mother's womb doesn't count, by the way.

Stunned Chav - What's a womb?