Ashley Phillips

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Ashley Phillips is a well known, sometimes popular student in Year 11. He is often considered to be a pest to teachers and Dinner Minions alike, however he is polite and genial with all who are the same with him. He is often found chasing and beating up Zak Richardson, however they are also seen talking as friends occasionally, however this is rare. He can usually be found hanging around the area of the big yellow skip or in the library, where he acts as an assistant librarian.

History

Ashley grew up on the medium size council estate called Hall Carr, near the snob estate of Balladen, hence his origins in Balladen Community Primary School. He has grown up from a humble background and struggled his way from disadvantage and has managed to make a life for himself in BRGS. He has managed to make friends in almost every year group.

Friends

Year 7:

• Joe Holdsworth-Miller

Year 8:

• Nicola Atherton
• Shane Booth

Year 9:

• Dale Whitaker
• Kieron Moore
• Jason Ngan
• Adam Hathaway
• Sky West
• Ben Brown
• Hannah Potts - Current Girlfriend

Year 10:

• Tom Rhodes
• Matthew Hathaway
• Luke Byrne
• Stuart Locke
• Richard Smith
• Sean Airey
• George Barnes

Year 11:

• Chris Holdsworth-Swan
• Daniel Marshall

Year 12:

• Helen Beck

Quotes

• This is old news now (When asked if going out with Hannah Potts)
• Smeg off f*cktard. Oh sorry you never have been have you?
• Ashley - Well what contact have YOU had with females? Coming out of your mother's womb doesn't count, by the way.

Stunned Chav - What's a womb?

Blogthings Tests

You Are 0% Capitalist, 100% Socialist

Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed. As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power. You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person.