Ivan Rhodes

General Details

Name: Ivan Rhodes

Form: 08B

Gender: Male

Ivan can do a super-parabola-smile (: an can pretty much do a super-parabola-frown. ):

Ivan is well known for getting penalty points, eating in the form room at lunch, skiving off of school and not doing homework, or any work for that matter. At least he doesn't eat during lessons like Josh Southern.

Quotes

• "That's racist!"
• "I didn't throw that!"
• "Guage,(a sixth former)your gay!"
• "Squeeeaaal!"
• "She's got it, oh baby she's got it! I'm your venus, I'm your fire, your desire."
• "Excuse me! I didnt do anything! It was him!"
• "Twasnt me, I swear"
• "Shut up!"
• "Stop talking!"

Hobbies

• Go Karting
• Laughing at Mr Hodgson's name
• Making paper aeroplanes (and throwing them in lessons)
• Getting penalty points
• Taking food out of the canteen
• Eating (mostly in the form room)
• Exploring Google Earth on flight simulator
• Insulting people
• Begging to teachers
• Dancing while pretending to be Adolf Hitler
• Acting mental and gay
• Letting out inhumane gases.

Nicknames

• Ivan The Terrible
• Poison Ivan