Matthew Aggett

Facts n' Stuff

Form: 10N (but everyone else in my form on this site, has their form as 06N- )

Hates: Rap, Chavs, Pop, Adam, Everything I dont like...

Loves: Chicken, Beef, Bacon, Turkey, Ham (anyone know any different meat), Alternative music, TUNA!! and someone secret who he's not telling us. Age: 15

Form Tutor: Mr Chambers, AKA Monsieur Bedroom, but now it's Miss Haslam

Is scared by: My friends, Rebecca Dawson, Rebecca Allcock Jessica Smithies and Eve White. Heights too... oh and the ewwy gooey

Known to be really annoying and loving towards

Finds B and G really annoying

Likes Jokes and jokely insulting people (most people find it annoying)

Hugs Joe Holdsworth-Miller and Saim Ahmed a lot (FOR NO REASON!!!!)

He will give someone (usually Becca A) a hug and say "Awwww" then he will do some sort of ninja move and attack them.

Mates

Sebz: Best mate ever, shares all my interests and have been to many concerts with him, no-one knows him either

Becca A: Constantly hugs everyone, has took up the habit of licking my arm... (scary) but shes harmless enough

Becca D: SCARY!!! has now harmed/cut/assaulted me 12078293 times, and yes I have been counting. She's short too

Eve: Generally wierd, tall, and pretty stupid at times lol

Simon Furminger: Funny guy.

Ben Clarke: Sometimes annoying, like me lol, but hes pretty funny sit near him most lessons

Jessica Smithies: Scary coz i want to kill your man hood

Quotes

• "Sowwy!!" Normally after hes annoyed Becca D

• Agrees with someone, then 5 seconds late "Wait, what??? AAHH..."

• "Nevah!" (usually said with an evil grin and shifty eyes.)

• "AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Becca's killed me AGAIN!"

• Matty: "Becca, get off"

Becca: "Only when you hug me"

Matty: "Nevah!!!!"

• "Oooh Tom do it harder."

• Becca: "What do we do now?"

Matty: "Mastabate..." *pause* "Who said that?? The dirty boy..."

• Matty: "Hehe, I like penis"

Jess: "OMG you just said you liked penis."

Matty: "did not"

Jess: "did too"

Matty: "did not"

(Continue for several years)

Jess: "did too"

(Matty looks at her for several seconds, then burps in response)

• "Eve stop throwin my stuff at my willy!"

• "I need to pee!" (Repeated a hell of a lot throughout the day)

• "Ow my willy..."

• "Jess, my penis will hate you forever."

• Jess: "Matty, stop playing your penis!"

Matty: "NO !"

• (In Music) all: "Matthew stop playing the guitar!"

Matty: "do you mind, I'm rockin out?!"

• "I'm going through the menopause so I'm going to kill the king"

Funny Story (Did happen)

Matty: "Is it Tech now?"

Simon: "We dont have tech today"

Matty: "You sure?"

Simon: "Ye"

Ben: "Is it tech now?"

Simon: "WE DON'T HAVE TECH!"

George: "Ye we do"

Simon: "No we don't!!!!!!"

Matty: Gets homework diary "Simon ye we do..."

Simon: "Oh.. Dam it... Is it coz im short?"

Matty: "Haha, no, its coz your stupid!"

Stupid things I've done

• Fell on a golf club and broke my wrist.

• Woke up a 3 in the morning, thought it was 7 and had a shower.

• Unscrewed the skin on a friends drum kit, and managed to make it all collapse.

Stupid things I've done when i was 3/4

• Called an 18 year old a prick
• Slapped a 23 year old i'd never met
• Told my cousin to stop botherin me, im colourin a multi-coloured fish in a red pond
• Called 999 and said "i dont know" when asked the question "police, ambulance or fire"

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