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General Details

Name: Ivan Rhodes

Form: 08B

Gender: Male

Ivan can do a super-parabola-smile (: an can pretty much do a super-parabola-frown. ):

Ivan is well known for getting penalty points, eating in the form room at lunch, skiving off of school and not doing homework, or any work for that matter. At least he doesn't eat during lessons like Josh Southern.

Quotes

• "That's racist!"
• "I didn't throw that!"
• "Guage,(a sixth former)your gay!"
• "Squeeeaaal!"
• "She's got it, oh baby she's got it! I'm your venus, I'm your fire, your desire."
• "Excuse me! I didnt do anything! It was him!"
• "Twasnt me, I swear"
• "Shut up!"
• "Stop talking!"
• "It wasn't meee!" (in what many call Ivan's innocent voice, which is a few octaves higher than his average voice and is often mimiced by others when he gets in trouble and by Patrick Barlow every other minute)

Hobbies

• Go Karting
• Laughing at Mr Hodgson's name
• Making paper aeroplanes (and throwing them in lessons)
• Getting penalty points
• Taking food out of the canteen
• Eating (mostly in the form room)
• Exploring Google Earth on flight simulator
• Insulting people
• Begging to teachers
• Dancing while pretending to be Adolf Hitler
• Acting mental and gay
• Letting out inhumane gases
• Having fun on physicsgames.net
• Having fun on fuldans.se (fuldans.se/?v=tqfsgcxvgb for cat in a suit version)

Nicknames

• Ivan The Terrible
• Poison Ivan