Difference between revisions of "Mr Jackson"
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He delivers his lessons and at such a fast pace that sometimes even he does not follow what he is talking about. He pauses only to say "okay" and "you got that?", when it's blatantly clear nobody has a clue. He often veers off at tangents, but people tend not to notice as the tone of voice and the pace of his speech do not alter. | He delivers his lessons and at such a fast pace that sometimes even he does not follow what he is talking about. He pauses only to say "okay" and "you got that?", when it's blatantly clear nobody has a clue. He often veers off at tangents, but people tend not to notice as the tone of voice and the pace of his speech do not alter. | ||
| − | Has been known to hit a student with a pair of | + | Has been known to hit a student with a pair of goggles round the head apparently accidentally |
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* This happened a lot in year 11 and also 10: after reeling off a very long explanation to something we quite clearly didn't understand at the time, he would say - "but anyway, you don't need to know that, that's [[A-Level]] stuff." | * This happened a lot in year 11 and also 10: after reeling off a very long explanation to something we quite clearly didn't understand at the time, he would say - "but anyway, you don't need to know that, that's [[A-Level]] stuff." | ||
| − | * "Anybody go | + | * "Anybody go ski-ing during the holidays?" (at random point in a lesson, bemused class look on silently) " no neither did I" |
* "hmm, yes, ok, right, hmm yes, what was I talking about?" | * "hmm, yes, ok, right, hmm yes, what was I talking about?" | ||
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* "Okay folks - be quiet" | * "Okay folks - be quiet" | ||
| − | * "So, if you just look at this diagram showing heat convection then did anyone watch Big Brother by the way?" | + | * "So, if you just look at this diagram showing heat convection then did anyone watch Big Brother by the way?" ''(Said as a single stream of speech with no pause)'' |
* "Okay" (57 times in thirty minutes) | * "Okay" (57 times in thirty minutes) | ||
| − | * Rachel: "Ha Ha as if you're naturally ginger..." | + | *Rachel: "Ha Ha as if you're naturally ginger..." |
| − | + | *Mr. Jackson: "Hey! What's wrong with gingers? My daughter's ginger.... I'm ginger..." | |
| − | + | *Rachel: "Are you really?!!" | |
| − | + | *Mr. Jackson: "Errr no I have no hair...." | |
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| − | "Let's imagine for a minute that Wales | + | *"Let's imagine for a minute that Wales gets entirely flooded...no one will miss it.." |
| − | To Adam Jackson, in reference to possible relation: "We could be related because my daughter is ginger" | + | *''(To Adam Jackson, in reference to possible relation:)'' "We could be related because my daughter is ginger" |
| − | Adam Jackson: "Ye, but my dad ain't bald!" | + | *Adam Jackson: "Ye, but my dad ain't bald!" |
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[[Category:teachers|Jackson, Mr]] | [[Category:teachers|Jackson, Mr]] | ||
Revision as of 20:36, 20 October 2006
Head of Science
Hmm...not much is yet known of the mysterious being that is Mr Jackson.
He is not often seen outside of his office where he derives great pleasure from having brews. This is one of the only known things about him, and explains why he is seldom in his physics lessons.
He delivers his lessons and at such a fast pace that sometimes even he does not follow what he is talking about. He pauses only to say "okay" and "you got that?", when it's blatantly clear nobody has a clue. He often veers off at tangents, but people tend not to notice as the tone of voice and the pace of his speech do not alter.
Has been known to hit a student with a pair of goggles round the head apparently accidentally
Quotes
- This happened a lot in year 11 and also 10: after reeling off a very long explanation to something we quite clearly didn't understand at the time, he would say - "but anyway, you don't need to know that, that's A-Level stuff."
- "Anybody go ski-ing during the holidays?" (at random point in a lesson, bemused class look on silently) " no neither did I"
- "hmm, yes, ok, right, hmm yes, what was I talking about?"
- "What's the drug scene like in Helmshore?, Can you get heroin easily?"
- "I swear they have green sheep at Sellafield"
- "Yeah?"
- "Okay folks - be quiet"
- "So, if you just look at this diagram showing heat convection then did anyone watch Big Brother by the way?" (Said as a single stream of speech with no pause)
- "Okay" (57 times in thirty minutes)
- Rachel: "Ha Ha as if you're naturally ginger..."
- Mr. Jackson: "Hey! What's wrong with gingers? My daughter's ginger.... I'm ginger..."
- Rachel: "Are you really?!!"
- Mr. Jackson: "Errr no I have no hair...."
- "Let's imagine for a minute that Wales gets entirely flooded...no one will miss it.."
- (To Adam Jackson, in reference to possible relation:) "We could be related because my daughter is ginger"
- Adam Jackson: "Ye, but my dad ain't bald!"
Jackson is a common name at BRGS
- Mr R Jackson - the original Mr. Jackson who taught Business Studies and Economics.
- Mr Jackson - the fast-talking Physics Mr. Jackson.
- Dr Jackson - Biology teacher
- Mrs Jackson - retired French teacher.
- Mrs Jackson - Food Tech teacher.
