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[[Image:Example2.jpg|thumb|Example 2-Rob at the Leavers Do, displaying his incredibly lanky finger.]] | [[Image:Example2.jpg|thumb|Example 2-Rob at the Leavers Do, displaying his incredibly lanky finger.]] | ||
[[Image:Example3.JPG|thumb|Example 3-Rob amazed many when he told of how he had met Hitler (appearently the two never got on well).]] | [[Image:Example3.JPG|thumb|Example 3-Rob amazed many when he told of how he had met Hitler (appearently the two never got on well).]] | ||
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:King harold dies at hasting.jpg|thumb|Example 4-Rob Depicted in the Bayeux Tapestry, at the Battle of Hastings, 1066.]] |
[[Image:Space_Rob.jpg|thumb|Example 5-Contrary to Popular Belif, Rob Actually Beat Yuri Gagarin in the Space Race.]] --> | [[Image:Space_Rob.jpg|thumb|Example 5-Contrary to Popular Belif, Rob Actually Beat Yuri Gagarin in the Space Race.]] --> | ||
[[Image:Mona_lisa.jpg|thumb|Example 6-Rob was actually edited out of the original Mona Lisa, but here is the original, with Rob in it.]] | [[Image:Mona_lisa.jpg|thumb|Example 6-Rob was actually edited out of the original Mona Lisa, but here is the original, with Rob in it.]] | ||
Revision as of 14:07, 7 November 2006
Rob Pilling
Rob as he is affectionaly know is a nice fellow, some may say man, and whom some sprogs may say giant. He has periodicaly shown that he is a master at delivering apauling jokes which he is famed for. Other names for Rob include "Silent Bob", "Well Endowed", "Semi", "Semi MCP" and "Hey Get Your Lanky Self Away From Me".
Rob has an infallible ability to sneak into any picture ever taken. Some examples follow.
Jokes
Some of the jokes listed bellow are Rob's and he likes them:
- Rob: "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?"
(bemused look from all who heard him)
Rob: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"
- Rob: "What did the constipated mathematician do?"
Crowd: "Hmm, I dont know!"
Rob: "He worked it out with a pecil."
Crowd: "Eeew." (Except a small niche of the lower common room crew who are rolling around on the floor.)
A recent addition to Rob's favourite jokes is:
- Rob: "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?"
Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Go on..."
Rob: "The Captain's Log!"
Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Right, we're off" Rob is now left deserted. *Tumbleweed Floats Past*
More Facts
- Contrary to popular belif, Rob has never actually had a girlfriend, despite his handsome looks, and charming aroma.
- He is currently 6"4', however this measurement was taken a few weeks ago, so it could have increased since then...
- Rob can usually be found either in bed, at school or playing Half Life mods/other general games depending on the time of day.
- Rob has never been in the Upper Common Room apart from in Assemblies, and is currently planning a complex plan which envolves a guy, a thing, a rubber chicken suit and quite a large crane, so he can steal a pool table for the Lower Common Room, since they only have one.
Common Occurances
- Rob likes to tell the same joke over and over and over and over again. One of the most famous of these has been known to drive Steven Albertson crazy in one particular Maths lesson...
"What do you call a sleeping bull?" "A Bulldozer" He is then seen running away from Steven Albertson who has gone crazy.
- When typing in
5/12
(or any random fraction) into a calculator, the calculator replies with the exact same answer
5/12
and Rob can be heard "rargh" in his frustration as he attacks the calculator.
- Rob: *De-Glaze and Un-Slouch* : "Hey (insert witty comment here)"
Where a witty comment is usually something like, "Hey Steven, your dad looks like Gordon Freeman". So maybe not that witty.
