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Incorporating such architectural gems as rooms [[room_57|57]], 58, 64, 65 and T1-6, temporary classrooms provide an "important contribution" to "teaching space" at [[BRGS]]. The label 'temporary' indicates a building with a potentially infinite shelf life that requires no maintenance during its lifespan. Indeed, the history department has actively encouraged the installation of as many temporary classrooms as possible, since in the future they will represent almost completely intact time capsules for use in the study of the past.
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[[Image:Temporary_Class_Palaeontology.png|thumb|200px|Temporary Classroom Palaeontology is the emerging science of the study of temporary classrooms at BRGS. It is thought that during the early Cretaceous period, there was a major increase in the population of temporary classrooms. It is an area of active research to find whether some [[Media Block|cataclysmic event]] was responsible for their eventual extinction.]]
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===Defining 'Temporary'===
  
==The Great History Department Uprising of 1987==
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The label 'temporary' indicates a building with a potentially infinite shelf life that requires no maintenance during its lifespan. Indeed, the [[History]] department has actively encouraged the installation of as many temporary classrooms as possible, since in the future they will represent almost completely intact time capsules for use in the study of the past. The temporary classrooms are also refered to by many as the "Cardboard classrooms" due to the little effort required to make holes in the classroom walls as proven by [[Elliot Irving]].
  
Caused by the removal (and disposal) of an original shagpile carpet from room 58 by the caretakers, without allowing the various artefacts stuck to it to be fully catalogued.
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===Catalogued Rooms===
  
==Flat roofs==
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The temporary classrooms at BRGS fall into three distinct categories, according to the [[Chris Priestley|Priestley]] classification system:
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#The [[English Block]] or [[Maths Block 2]] - rooms [[Room 57]]/58
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#The [[Maths Block]] (formerly the [[RE Block]]) - rooms 64/65
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#The [[Tea Rooms]] - rooms T1-T6
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===The Great History Department Uprising of 1987===
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Caused by the removal (and disposal) of an original shag pile carpet from room 58 by the caretakers, without allowing the various artefacts stuck to it to be fully catalogued.
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===Flat roofs===
  
 
Temporary classrooms most often have a cunning 'flat' roof design, possibly so any footballs are forever lost if accidentally kicked there. This is yet another reason why the history department place such emphasis on the installation of temporary classrooms. An original Roman ''trigon'' ball was found on [[Room 57]]'s roof in 1998, although it was later claimed by the [[Physical Education|P.E. department]] as school property.
 
Temporary classrooms most often have a cunning 'flat' roof design, possibly so any footballs are forever lost if accidentally kicked there. This is yet another reason why the history department place such emphasis on the installation of temporary classrooms. An original Roman ''trigon'' ball was found on [[Room 57]]'s roof in 1998, although it was later claimed by the [[Physical Education|P.E. department]] as school property.
  
An alternate explanation for the flat roof design is so that students climbing on top of them to retrieve footballs are ''less likely to fall off''. There was one notable observation made in 2000 of a year 9/10 (now known to be one Dayne 'Anal Pain' Powell) getting up onto the roof of Rooms [[Room_57|57]] & 58 (observed from the [[Canteen]] snack bar queue), then getting back off again. It's quite easily accessible using the fire escape and rail on the [[Art Block]] side as a step, but be careful of the big (spiky) iron fence just two metres further away!
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An alternate explanation for the flat roof design is so that students climbing on top of them to retrieve footballs are ''less likely to fall off''. There was one notable observation made in 2000 of a year 9/10 getting up onto the roof of Rooms [[Room_57|57]] & 58 (observed from the [[Canteen]] snack bar queue), then getting back off again. It's quite easily accessible using the fire escape and rail on the [[Art Block]] side as a step, but be careful of the big (spiky) iron fence just two metres further away!
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===End of the Temporary Rooms===
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It is likely that the rooms will be removed after the 2010-2011 term when the [[Media Block]] is completed.
  
[[9S]]' form room is T5 and many unexplained and creepy noises have been known to be heard from T6. !!!!
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[[Category:Places|Temporary Classrooms]]
[[10s]]' from room is T4, and since they have been there, they have managed to break the computer, the door, get everyone else up in the T rooms, ([[8b]] and [[9s]]) kicked out and got acused of being on the roof, which was not true. The room has a tendancy to leak, indeed it is basically falling to pieces. Though those rooms are useful, they are either freezing cold or smoking hot, and the windows do NOT open, (courtsey of 10s as well). They are also at the top of the hill, which is annoying and tiring to get to.
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[[Category:Rooms|Temporary Classrooms]]
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Latest revision as of 21:31, 2 November 2010

Temporary Classroom Palaeontology is the emerging science of the study of temporary classrooms at BRGS. It is thought that during the early Cretaceous period, there was a major increase in the population of temporary classrooms. It is an area of active research to find whether some cataclysmic event was responsible for their eventual extinction.

Defining 'Temporary'

The label 'temporary' indicates a building with a potentially infinite shelf life that requires no maintenance during its lifespan. Indeed, the History department has actively encouraged the installation of as many temporary classrooms as possible, since in the future they will represent almost completely intact time capsules for use in the study of the past. The temporary classrooms are also refered to by many as the "Cardboard classrooms" due to the little effort required to make holes in the classroom walls as proven by Elliot Irving.

Catalogued Rooms

The temporary classrooms at BRGS fall into three distinct categories, according to the Priestley classification system:

  1. The English Block or Maths Block 2 - rooms Room 57/58
  2. The Maths Block (formerly the RE Block) - rooms 64/65
  3. The Tea Rooms - rooms T1-T6

The Great History Department Uprising of 1987

Caused by the removal (and disposal) of an original shag pile carpet from room 58 by the caretakers, without allowing the various artefacts stuck to it to be fully catalogued.

Flat roofs

Temporary classrooms most often have a cunning 'flat' roof design, possibly so any footballs are forever lost if accidentally kicked there. This is yet another reason why the history department place such emphasis on the installation of temporary classrooms. An original Roman trigon ball was found on Room 57's roof in 1998, although it was later claimed by the P.E. department as school property.

An alternate explanation for the flat roof design is so that students climbing on top of them to retrieve footballs are less likely to fall off. There was one notable observation made in 2000 of a year 9/10 getting up onto the roof of Rooms 57 & 58 (observed from the Canteen snack bar queue), then getting back off again. It's quite easily accessible using the fire escape and rail on the Art Block side as a step, but be careful of the big (spiky) iron fence just two metres further away!

End of the Temporary Rooms

It is likely that the rooms will be removed after the 2010-2011 term when the Media Block is completed.