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''Rob'': ''(whilst bending his little finger up and down)'' "What's this?" "A microwave!"
 
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* ''Rob'': "Why are pirates called pirates?"
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''Rob'': "Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrreee!"
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Revision as of 20:46, 27 November 2006

This is a page donated to the 12DX Maths set with Mrs Gregson, aka The Gregsonator, aka Slapdash, and Mrs Kennedy, aka Mrs Kennedy. Every since the beginning of the term, 2006, a joke has been delivered every lesson, without fail, to the group who sit on the right hand side in Room M2 or whatever its called by Rob Pilling. This is a fully compiled list of those jokes. (Except a few which are lost in the mists of time)

Early Undated Jokes

  • Rob: "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?"

(bemused look from all who heard him) Rob: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"


  • Rob: "What did the constipated mathematician do?"

Rob: "He worked it out with a pencil."


  • Rob: "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?"

Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Go on..."

Rob: "The Captain's Log!"


  • Rob: "I'm going to a duck do tonight..."

Saggy: "What's a duck do?"

Rob: "quack!"


  • Rob: "What is Jaws' Grandfather called?"

12DX Set: *sigh* "Go on..."

Rob: "Gums!"


  • Rob: "What is Jaws' Son called?"

Rob: "Teething"


  • Rob: "Where do small fairy-tail creatures go to get healed?"

Rob: "The National Elf Service!"


Later Jokes With Dates

November 2006

20/11/06:

  • Rob: "A man walks into a pet shop and asks the shop owner "'Do you sell fish food?'"

Rob replies: "Only if they pay for it!"


21/11/06:

  • Rob: "What do you call a hungry bird?"

Rob: "Poly-No-Meal!" (Polynomial)


22/11/06:

  • Rob: "What do you call a robber that's fallen into cement?"

Rob: "A hardened criminal!"


23/11/06:

  • Rob: "What do pigs use when they have itchy skin?"

Rob: "Oinkment!"


24/11/06:

  • Rob: (whilst waving hand vigourously) "What's this?" "A high-energy wave!"

Rob: (whilst bending his little finger up and down) "What's this?" "A microwave!"

27/11/06:

  • Rob: "Why are pirates called pirates?"

Rob: "Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrreee!"