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This is a page donated to the 12DX [[Maths]] set with [[Mrs Gregson]], aka The Gregsonator, aka Slapdash, and [[Mrs Kennedy]], aka Mrs Kennedy. Every since the beginning of the term, [[2006]], a joke has been delivered every lesson, without fail, to the group who sit on the right hand side in Room M2 or whatever its called by [[Robert Pilling|Rob Pilling]]. This is a fully compiled list of those jokes. (Except a few which are lost in the mists of time) | This is a page donated to the 12DX [[Maths]] set with [[Mrs Gregson]], aka The Gregsonator, aka Slapdash, and [[Mrs Kennedy]], aka Mrs Kennedy. Every since the beginning of the term, [[2006]], a joke has been delivered every lesson, without fail, to the group who sit on the right hand side in Room M2 or whatever its called by [[Robert Pilling|Rob Pilling]]. This is a fully compiled list of those jokes. (Except a few which are lost in the mists of time) | ||
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* ''Rob'': "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?" | * ''Rob'': "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?" | ||
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''Rob'': "The National Elf Service!" | ''Rob'': "The National Elf Service!" | ||
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* ''Rob'': "A man walks into a pet shop and asks the shop owner "'Do you sell fish food?'" | * ''Rob'': "A man walks into a pet shop and asks the shop owner "'Do you sell fish food?'" | ||
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''Rob'': "Poly-No-Meal!" (Polynomial) | ''Rob'': "Poly-No-Meal!" (Polynomial) | ||
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''Rob'': "A hardened criminal!" | ''Rob'': "A hardened criminal!" | ||
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| + | * ''Rob'': "What do pigs use when they have itchy skin?" | ||
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Revision as of 16:32, 23 November 2006
This is a page donated to the 12DX Maths set with Mrs Gregson, aka The Gregsonator, aka Slapdash, and Mrs Kennedy, aka Mrs Kennedy. Every since the beginning of the term, 2006, a joke has been delivered every lesson, without fail, to the group who sit on the right hand side in Room M2 or whatever its called by Rob Pilling. This is a fully compiled list of those jokes. (Except a few which are lost in the mists of time)
Early Undated Jokes
- Rob: "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?"
(bemused look from all who heard him) Rob: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"
- Rob: "What did the constipated mathematician do?"
Rob: "He worked it out with a pencil."
- Rob: "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?"
Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Go on..."
Rob: "The Captain's Log!"
- Rob: "I'm going to a duck do tonight..."
Saggy: "What's a duck do?"
Rob: "quack!"
- Rob: "What is Jaws' Grandfather called?"
12DX Set: *sigh* "Go on..."
Rob: "Gums!"
- Rob: "What is Jaws' Son called?"
Rob: "Teething"
- Rob: "Where do small fairy-tail creatures go to get healed?"
Rob: "The National Elf Service!"
Later Jokes With Dates
November 2006
20/11/06:
- Rob: "A man walks into a pet shop and asks the shop owner "'Do you sell fish food?'"
Rob replies: "Only if they pay for it!"
21/11/06
- Rob: "What do you call a hungry bird?"
Rob: "Poly-No-Meal!" (Polynomial)
22/11/06:
- Rob: "What do you call a robber that's fallen into cement?"
Rob: "A hardened criminal!"
23/11/06:
- Rob: "What do pigs use when they have itchy skin?"
Rob: "Oinkment!"
