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=Things that go "bump" in the night=
 
 
she has a creepy bumb on her chin which has been rumoured to talk to her and give her comands. information gathered from william jessop who bitches about her all the time. i think u should giv him a dtention miss
 
 
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not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin
 
 
the bump
 
 
bumpinator
 
 
the thing that goes bump in the night
 
 
sexy beast
 

Revision as of 16:01, 30 August 2009

English teacher and mother to Gareth Ashworth. Also possibly one of the nicest teachers to ever enter BRGS. She has worked for the school for a considerable amount of time as is evident by her presence in many school photographs.

For a while she had a classy bob-like haircut and a fringe which is best described as 'curtains', so when wearing her white blouse and having her back to the class she could sometimes be mistaken for Leonardo Dicaprio

Currently the acting Head of English while Mr Haycocks attempts to become Dr Robinson. She teaches both English Language and English Literature in the lower school but specialises in language along with Mr Haycocks at AS/A2.

Some people think of her as a sort of female Stephen Fry.

Quotes

  • Storm, has anyone ever told you that you look like a ferret?