Mr Spencer

Appearance

He is short, and many say that he looks like the BRGS squirrel Mascot, Maurice. (Unfortunately incorrect. He actually is said to resemble a chipmunk. Close, though.)

Head of Geography

Arguably by default (Mrs Helm is head of CT, Doc Rob and Doc Ed are deputy heads, and Mrs Young is a Head of Year), Mr Spencer is continuing in the same tree-hating way as Mrs Helm by giving an average of 3.4 photocopied sheets per lesson.. He is though rather good at what he teaches. When he's not doing exactly what the head tells him to.

Quotes

• "Right, so" *clap*

• "Does that make sense?"

• "I'll wait"

• "The hills are hummocky"

• (in funny voices) "Big Clint, Little Gryke!"

• (While Melissa Hall has her leg trapped in a gryke on a Geography excursion) "Ooh ooh! This'll make a good one! (takes Photograph) He he!"

(so predictable that two - extreeemely cool -members of 7S of 2002-03 could mime along)"good mornin evreybody, sit yourselves down") <-- as is the case for all teachers ¬_¬

On Teapots

Was, during his student days at BRGS, made to stand on his chair and sing "I'm a Little Teapot" by a certain teacher who was (and possibly is) still working at the infamous grammar-school-on-a-hill. Congratulations to the genius who came up with that punishment, probably Biology teacher Mr Morriss, who inflicts the punishment if you don't understand natural selction.