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Biology Teacher.

Music

Mr Dave Morriss is a kick-ass Bassist and has been playing for many many years he own two basses, one of which he built himself (a fretless one). He is also well known to yr13 Biology students as making up the 'meiosis mamba;' a worthless but humerous and noble attempt to make lessons more interesting.

Quotes

"Sh Sh Sh Sh Shhhhhhhhh"

"Is anyone here doing physicists?"

"Call me Dr Morriss!"

"JOKE!" (in relation to above quote to Sam McAuley)

(writes 'JOKE !' on a piece of paper to waft at Sam McAuley) ( Sam looks puzzeled)"Joice??"

"No NO, it says joke....JOKE! Ok then JOICE !"

(from then on he said 'JOICE' to Sam whenever he was joking)

"I don't like to rely on PowerPoints and Printed Handouts"

"Are we all looking at the screen??"

"Do we all have one of these handouts?"

"I'm not marking it until I get a full set"

"If I wanted to put something inside you, how would I do it?" (referring to medicines, apparently)

"Now if you don't want to be on the video just wave"

"I'm going to have to ask for people to volunteer to talk on the video otherwise there are just going to be 3 minutes of people waving"

After talking to Kroll about the infamous Kroll stickers "Now I know you're not stupid enough to put them up yourself"

"Now, look! I shouldn't have to shout at Year 13's like this! You were all badly behaved in last week's assembly and I put that down to the fact that Mr Elkington wasn't here, and it was windy outside!!" (In an attempt to restore order to the Year 13 Assembly; merely resulting in a chorus of laughder)

"why do mushrooms have lots of friends???..... because thier a fungi (fun guy)" (bless he actualy finks hes cool wen he pulls off a joke)

Also known as...

Slideshow Bob