Mr Haycocks

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Mr Haycocks has had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from English teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he is warming up to fill Doc Rob's King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retires at the end of 2007.

Secret Lemonade Ginger

Despite many years of cultivating a darkened 'do, it is known to some of the more wily BRGS students that Don Haycogrio has a not-so-dark secret: he's ever so slightly redheaded.

Quotes

  • While a student was deciding whether to have a 6" or 12" sub in Subway San Francisco, "Three Inches is enough when you are bent over in the showers of Alcatraz"
  • While handing a student a funsize Cadbury Fudge, "Here you go Lewis, go and pack yourself full of fudge"
  • "Maybe Romeo was thinking with his little head rather than his big head, but don't put that in your coursework"

"Get some pubes" whist the perryscope and his trust followers are being pillocks in his class.