Difference between revisions of "Joe Holdsworth-Miller"
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| − | On his year 7 trip to | + | On his year 7 trip to Paris Joseph managed at disneyland to pee himself after he saw Mickey Mouse. Other people are baffled as to why this caused him to pee himself, his defence was "It was terrifying. A giant mouse was walking around!" |
== Protein Drinks == | == Protein Drinks == | ||
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*FANTASTIC | *FANTASTIC | ||
*Rebecca / Saim: Have You Kissed Eve Yet?? | *Rebecca / Saim: Have You Kissed Eve Yet?? | ||
| − | + | *Yes, it startedoff on the sofa but soon moved onto the coffee table... | |
*Evie, stop being gayist! | *Evie, stop being gayist! | ||
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*Callan- Chair wielder (who always is nasty to me but I can't accept it). | *Callan- Chair wielder (who always is nasty to me but I can't accept it). | ||
*Michael- Female. | *Michael- Female. | ||
| + | *Shiny Pysduck- A mysterious being that appeared to me in a dream, telling me to worship as my God and to talk about it every day... | ||
| + | *Eve- A massive Shiny Psyduck. | ||
| + | *Joseph- Wah? Who's Joseph? | ||
Revision as of 18:11, 12 January 2008
Contents
Factfile
Name: JOSEPH Holdsworth-Miller aka ShinyPsyduck
Form: 8R
Age:(Why do you want to know? Stay away sick perverts! Haha I'll throw you off my trail by giving you my birthday! Only clever people will figure out my age - so i'm safe from people like Evie McDermott and Rebecca Dawson). 10/08/1995
Loves: Eve White,Chocolate, Shiny Psyducks!, Chips, Sweets, Pizza, Dots, Polar Bears, Cats, Rats, Mr.Vincent and Wolves
Dislikes: Mr Vincent, PE, the name Joe
The Mickey Mouse Incident'
On his year 7 trip to Paris Joseph managed at disneyland to pee himself after he saw Mickey Mouse. Other people are baffled as to why this caused him to pee himself, his defence was "It was terrifying. A giant mouse was walking around!"
Protein Drinks
If Eve or Rebecca ever offer you a protein drink run for cover. Last time I tried one it contained coke, ketchup, salad cream, chips, fanta, milk, chicken nugget, strawberry smoothie, sour cream, salt, pepper, apple flavoured water and other items from fast food places. It was the most revolting thing i have ever tasted. Rebecca Says: You Should Have Checked If It Was Actually Coke Before You Drank It! Eve says: He knew what it was, we were playing the the protein shakes game. Rebecca says: He didn't know we were - we just offered him a drink, said it was coke and he drank it.
25 Interesting Facts About Joseph
1 Has a chocolate milkshake with every school meal
2 Friends include Bobby Thompson, Owain Dawson, Aaron Barlow and Saim Ahmed
3 Is immune to pain... most of the time... (recent studies have proved that his weak spot is his waist. He hates being buzzed, and is likely to fall over. More testing required.)If he gets his hair caught on something he screams very loudly and very high pitchly proving his weak spots r his waist, his hair and his cheeks.
4 Has an innocent mind. Ish (thanks to the help of Aaron Barlow). (Aaron you started turning him sick, Eve finished it)
5 Is often seen with wet trousers - origins unknown (he claims water bottle)
6 Has extremely easy to guess passwords such as his name, his nickname, his other nickname, 123abc (his most complicated password yet), fred, qwerty, asdfghjkl (the middle line on your keyboard) and other passwords so obvious that there is no point in writing them down. (current: unknown)←joseph says haha. Its Lemming, well his home one is.
7 Is a chocoholic
8 Has a peculiar fasination with dots whilst typing... yeah he wrote this...
9 Is known to have girly hair and even girlier eyes.(he has admitted to this)
10 Now likes cats after a eight month old stray came into his house. His family called it Kitty(the most original name ever)(now called skittles)
11 Hates the name Joe
12 Likes to get his own back on Bobby. He just ends up getting hurt, though.
13 Perhaps wants to play 7 minutes in heaven with one person (Eve).
14 Loves the names JoHoMi and Joron... Which many regard as disturbing
15 Eats more chocolate than anybody else - yet he never, ever puts on any weight...
16 Chews like a horse
17 Has a plot for everybody in the class to suddenly get mysterious stomach cramps at the start of an R.S. lesson to waste time. It is strongly recommended that you try this, it can save you a lot of boredom.
18 If you wet his hair and scruff it up, he looks like Beethoven or Einstein. He has enough hair to make a ponytail.
19 Has been widely regarded as being dim in the extreme.
20 Has "removable foots" (not a typo) as he remarked on PE lesson
21 Has a monobrow like Mr Hoyle
22 Has a mustache
23 Is going out with Eve White in 8n.
24 Cannot lie to save his life
25 Steals people's 5ps in his spare time (well thats what he claims he does)
Interesting Places Visited By Joseph
Has been put in lots of bins and other exciting places such as:
- The bin in room 23
- The cupboard in room 64
- The bin in room 64
- The bin in S3 (VOLUNTARILY!)
- Behind the computer in S3
- Bottom of the cupboard in S3
- Stuck behind room 89's door with only a German dictionary for company
- In the skip outside the Newchurch block
- In the bin in rm 89
Quotes
- What?
- Whuh?
- What was that?
- Who?
- What did you say?
- Unh?
- So what are we doing?
- What did the teacher tell us to do again?
- What am i supposed to be doing again?
- OH GOD RUN IT'S LAURA!
- Shiny Psyducks!
- Yay!
- No Yay!
- shouts out form room window 'Puffs!'
- "Izzy fancies Bobby" (joseph is slapped by Izzy) a few seconds later "Izzy fancies Bobby" (repeat process)
- (Jumps in bin in S3) WOOOOHOOOO! (1 minute passes) I'm stuck...
- This IS a healthy meal! (said after eating a piece of chocolate fudge cake, a chocolate cookie, 3 pots of cream and a chocolate milkshake one lunch)
- I don't kick like a girl!
- Score! (Whenever he thinks he's done something right)
- (imitation of Saim said in posh accent) Boger off my estate please (Saim sent him a text with bugger spelt boger)
- Saim: Let me see your work joseph.
- Joseph: No (Shields work)
- Saim: I just want to check my answers.
- Joseph: For the last time go away!
- Saim: Just let me check them.
- Joseph: BUGGER OFF!
- Rebecca / Saim: Have You Kissed Eve Yet??
- Yes
- Rebecca / Saim: Have You Kissed Eve Yet??
- Yes it was great
- Rebecca / Saim: Have You Kissed Eve Yet??
- FANTASTIC
- Rebecca / Saim: Have You Kissed Eve Yet??
- Yes, it startedoff on the sofa but soon moved onto the coffee table...
- Evie, stop being gayist!
Joseph's Rather Bizarre take on life
Yay I can now right in first person, its so exciting! Now on to what i think about my friends- in one sentence each!
- Owain- The penguin obssesssed evil doer. 5 words. (2 sentences)
- Bobby- Hmmmmmm Hard one how about a funny weird knowitall.
- Saim- Small and annoying. Only 3 words to counter balance bobbys long one). (2 sentences again)
- (Kieran- see above (Saims)
- Aaron- Evil and bunny liking.
- Callan- Chair wielder (who always is nasty to me but I can't accept it).
- Michael- Female.
- Shiny Pysduck- A mysterious being that appeared to me in a dream, telling me to worship as my God and to talk about it every day...
- Eve- A massive Shiny Psyduck.
- Joseph- Wah? Who's Joseph?
