Eleanor Cocker

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Eleanor is a feminist. That is all that needs to be said.

Well, actually Eleanor is another one of those strange people who thought it would be a good idea to go to BRGS,and obviously did not learn from her mistakes by deciding to also go to Sixth Form. Some people never learn ......

Another member of the Locker Room Crew (until they took it away), Eleanor is now one of the scary obnoxious people who haunts the back table of the lower common room, preaching death and destruction to Year 12. She, like Kirsty is a silly person taking way too many subjects, but unlike Kirsty she hasn't had the sense to drop any

However, she does have great friends to keep her on the not so straight-and narrow, such as Dani, Becky, Chris, Sam and Jono. Her hobbies include imposing strict controls on lunatic boyfriend Tom who has since left for a life of computer games geekdom, and when he isn't around, she teaches Kirsty to do the same with Sam. So far unsuccessfully

Eleanor's widely publicised feminist views have led to many an argument with chauvinist Becky although Becky did briefly convert to feminism then quit because it hurt her elbows. But obviously Eleanor is right because she always is. Tom has learnt this by now, and after over a year has come to terms with life as a feminist.

Having been officially declared the moral high ground by Dani, Eleanor is usually the person who is gravitated towards for advice when the menfolk behave badly. I general this is good advice, although killing them usually comes into it somewhere.

Considering her views, Eleanor is often viewed, with Jono, as one of the saner inhabitants of the back table, usually being the only reason that Becky and Dani attend any English Lit. lessons whatsoever.