Category:Supply Teachers

Supply teachers step into the fray to cover for illness, long term sick or absences due to school trips. They vary from the sublime to the sucky.

Mr. Reed

Ahh, Mr. Reed, most famous for that one single lesson delivered to a GCSE French class, back in 2005. Oh, and that RED CARDIGAN.

The FISHING REEL Story

Reedy- (in squeeky, Mr. Bean/Alan Partridge-like tone)'I hate the French' Student - 'why Sir?' Reed - well, once i went fishing in France, terrible thing it was. I befriended a young french boy, by the name of Dick. Hello, Dick, I said. Hello, he replyed.

• Students sit in disbelief of both the pitch of his voice and the seemingly irrelevant nature of the story*

Reed - I sat down to begin fishing, but by 11.30 was ready for a snack, so i took out some sandwiches. I gave one to the boy. But then he ran off! I noticed some time later, that he had my fishing reel. I yelled after him to (*SCREAMS* alerting even those who have lost interest completely to his story) BRING ME BACK MY FISHING REEL!' (*students contine to stare in complete silence, while Mr. Reed looks around for some sign of laughter) Reed - 'He never brought it back.'