Revision as of 21:32, 22 December 2006

Ninjas

These are an elite few who can actually call themselves ninjas, as if you fight them, they might just go ninja on you.

Fight these people if you want to get murdered, or just pinned to the floor unable to move. They might only murder you outside of school, but I wouldn't be so sure.

Please be aware, these ninjas are in no way associated with the Ninja Dinnerlady, and these ninja's are "NOT FOR HIRE".

Ninja Teachers?

Suspicions of certain teachers lead us ninjas to believe that some teachers ARE ninjas:

• Doc Rob
• Mrs Gregson

The 18 Ninja Disciplines

• Seishin-teki kyōyō (spiritual refinement)
• Taijutsu (unarmed combat)
• Ninja ken (sword fighting)
• Bōjutsu (stick and staff fighting)
• Shurikenjutsu (throwing blades)
• Sōjutsu (spear fighting)
• Naginatajutsu (naginata fighting)
• Kusarigamajutsu (chain and sickle weapon)
• Kayakujutsu (fire and explosives)
• Hensōjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
• Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
• Bajutsu (horsemanship)
• Sui-ren (water training)
• Bōryaku (military strategy)
• Chōhō (espionage)(spying)
• Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
• Tenmon (meteorology)
• Chi-mon (geography)

Powers

Ninja Powers may or may not include these things:

• Ninja Scream/Yell. (Kiai)
• Ninja Grip.
• Ninja Invisibility. (Shinjitsu)
• Super Fast Ninja Movement. (Ryu no Kaze)
• Instant Ninja Pain in places you never knew you could feel pain in.
• Ninja nonpain. (It is impossible to hurt a ninja)
• Ninja Silence. (Shinjitsu)
• Ninja Sight.
• Ninja Bite.
• Ninja Ability To Not Be Knocked Over.
• Ninja Omniscience (Ask a Ninja anything, and they will know the Answer)
• Ninja Omniprecense (Ability to be in exactly the right place at exactly the right time)