Eve White

Factfile

Form: 8N

Has a friend called Rebecca Dawson and they are Ear Buddies

Hates: Ronald the magic dinosaur, sweetcorn, mushy pees, rabbits and maths.

Loves: Joe Holdsworth-Miller, Ducks, grapes, fast rides, the lion king and the word discombobulated.

Age: 12

Birthday: 26th june

Tutor: Mr Parkinson

Is scared by: Mrs Fowler-Gibbs, attack of the vampire ducks and Rebecca.

A co-creator of The protein shakes game

Now has concussion because a certain little git(s) in 8R decided it would be funny they played a game called "how loud will the thump sound if we make Eve's head smack into the corner of the table?"

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Quotes

(On a Tuesday)"Have we got any lessons today?"

"WOOD!!!"

"Right, I'm going to stop following you now; I live in the opposite direction."

"The copmuter logged me off, wait... no... I'm on the wrong computer."

"Is the vending machine meant to say "innit"?

"That guy really looks like Matthew, wait... it IS Matthew!"

(While someone was reading one of her stories out loud)"And what happened next?- Oh wait I wrote it!"

"Get back over here and crtisise me, you little git!"

"OWWW!"

"I AM spiderman" (hands them a peice of string)

"Do you think they'll notice it's broken?" (looks at the massive hole)

Nicknames

Christmas Eve

3v3

Eviebobs (if you're reading this rebecca please stop calling me that)

Annoying B***h

Brace face (some people are really horrible)

Strange things she's done

Holds the record (along with Joseph) of drinking the most "protein" shake in Paris. Never wants to do it again, EVER!

Once ate everybodys fruit peel for a bet. Never wants to do that again either.

Has admitted to playing 7 minutes in heaven at primary school while on a school trip.

Stood on one leg for 6 hours, then realised nobody was watching.

Fell off her chair, and it took her 5 minutes to do it

Passed out on space mountain, and NOBODY noticed. This was partly due to fear, but mainly due to the fact that the retarded ride made her head smack against the seat.

Fell over a Safety rail and broke 2 bones in the same arm.

Lived in Ireland for about 7 months then came back to England and rejoined her old primary school as if she'd never been away.

We NEVER get away with ANYTHING

Some unnamed people in my form, break the CEILING in our form room, and they don't even get shouted at, ot locked out or anything! Then we (me and Rebecca) throw a few books out the window and we get a 10 minute lecture. Now if ANYTHING goes wrong we are always automatically blamed. It's SOOO not fair. (Owain: serves you right)