Chris Priestley
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Where are you now??
Currently studying Chemistry at Liverpool University for an MChem degree.
Dedicated Wikifier
Despite being at Liverpool University, he is still currently second only to David Bewicke for most edits on the wiki
Photographer
Any party is soon recorded online, due to a highly technical maneuver taking place behind the scenes at "Phoxophrys Photos". A large selection of raw photos are taken; transferred to computer; uploaded or thrown on CD to Dave and therefore consequently uploaded to the above mentioned website. This process can take place in under 30 minutes*.
(* - or up to 3 weeks, depending on time constraints...)
Trademark Generic Room Shots
These are photos of an empty party room, taken from a generally revealing position to illustrate the event's surroundings, as well as providing fodder for staff wars should it be needed.
Trademark Random Party Photos
These photos depict the general party atmosphere, allowing viewers to "wish they'd gone" after the event. But obviously, if they hadn't been it was probably due to a lack of an invite, so they probably won't care overly - damn, just completely negated the point of taking them!
Common Sense
Chris contributes a degree of common sense and social aptitude to a group otherwise devoid of such semi-essential skills. He also attempts to add sarcasm and wit, with varying degrees of "success". For example:
Andy: "You know where your friends are when they stab you in the back"
Chris: "Yeah, behind you"
On Fire Alarms
"What the unholy f***?!" (at 3.30am)
"Let's charge through that crowd of year 7s yelling 'what do we do?!' " (so mature for an upper VIth..)
"I wonder if someone's spontaneously combusted? That'd be cool."
"I'm not moving. No way. They're testing it. I know it's been five minutes and I can smell smoke but I'm comfy"
Quotes
"There's no better way to kill a book than to write an essay on it"
"Grab me a chair, my knees have gone to death"
(on Mr Ventress) "If he calls me Tweedle-dee one more time I swear I'll shove that book up his.."
Aliases
Christophulus
The Priest
Captain Eyebrows
Christomopher
"Amusing" things people have written about me
Seriously, these are so funny I nearly died laughing. Ah well, they've been banned now :D
"im a gay boy who loves sheep hummmm sheep"
sheep lover
Silly little slag hu shags sheep!
This is sophielou22 speaking! wtf r u on about dont be soo thick !? i onli rote that coz Chris Priestley hu ever that guy is deleted a page i made about a mate so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HaHa Sophie u got done!
Related People
- Girlfriend: Kirsty Knight
