Ronan Pilkington

Form: 08G

Gender: Male

Ronan plays the piano and even though you don't usually hear him play (and he always plays the same tune) he is pretty good. Ronan has a strong Burnley accent. He doesn't seem to understand the concept of Maths. In every maths lesson he says either "I don't understand" or "I don't get it" (which is swiftly followed up by an epic "Dis" from Mr Halliwell), which is unusual because he is in the top set (he must understand what is being said after it has been recited for the umpteenth time), but there are only two sets for forms 'B' and 'G' though.

Quotes

• "and the cat went MMRROOOWW!" (Reading 'Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy' in assembly)